Flying out in 8 hours guys

Flying out in 8 hours guys. I’ve got plenty of bandaids and my us army ranger handbook to read during the flight.

Where this adventure can take me, I really don’t know…. But I’m ready for this life changing experience. If something happens to me atleast I can say it happened for the sure goodness of heart and the humanity I have for the Ukrainian people…

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are you going from tel aviv back to hell?

average redditor falling for the propaganda and actually going to fight for ukraine.
also, kill some russian fags and win the war.
to quote a genius the smartest woman VP to ever exist
>russia is a large country
>ukraine is a smaller country
>russia.. is invading ukraine. the smaller country.

lel

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Don’t worry about packing the gun cleaning kit. You’ll only receive 2 half loaded magazines of munitions once you arrive. It would be a waste to back it since you’ll be blown up before you can make it back to the loot box.

>be faggot throughout life
>know no hardships neither develop the mental fortitude to overcome any
>there is a war in a country your faggotry wouldnt allow you to prevail during peace time no less during war
>decide not only to go there but somehow think your ways will be compatible and advantageous on the battlefield

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oh woah, hold on there, is not that bad? what did she say?

No you’re wrong. I’m sponsored and there’s plenty of really cool brave dudes like me. You’ll see. There’s tons of rocket launchers and machine guns and some of my buddies have already killed multiple Russians. BUT that doesn’t matter to me because I’m a medic so I really don’t care about getting guns. That’s why I’m bringing all these bandaids.

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>vetting
>sponsorship seems to be a one way ticket
they just wanna select people they know won't get out of the meat grinder, sick fucks.

Oh no you’re wrong. I’m supposed to be back in a month to go to Vegas with my girlfriend, she’s staying with her friend Jamal while I’m gone.

people out there getting shot and you're bringing 15 boxes of bandaids?

its just like health kits bro

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Bandaids are sure gonna help when you have 6 rounds of 7.62 rip through your torso at 2400 ft/s

Fucking peek reddit moments.

He needs at least 6 months of MREs in that backpack to make it through the first week

Holy shit how would you ever need that many band-aids?

careful theres a fine line between a hurt pinky & 100 corpses

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Ukraine will strap people like this to their equipment: oпepaцiя "живий щит"

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Fuck that talk blew me away.
Like a teacher explaining the way to a 5yo.
When my son was 5, there was some thing on the news about people being shot up for whatever.
I don’t hide news from him, it’s the world he lives in.
After a brief chat, I had to summarise civil liberties to a child.
“Just be glad you live here mate, we’re allowed to do whatever we want.”
Self pat on back. FFW 2 days. Call from principal…
“For 2 days, your son has refused to come down from the playground..”
“Aah dammit, don’t punish him, this is my fault.”
Explain chat.
Explain to son “but there ARE certain rules you should follow to be a good person.”
Zero problems since.

>Holy shit how would you ever need that many band-aids?
Bro. It’s a WAR.

why so many tampons? you'll never be a real woman so it's pointless.

... Really
... Bandaids?

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No tourniquets or large battle dressings. No use for bandaids at this time. No superglue to seal the non existant cuts from rails and broken glass. No shock cord to attach to wounded to drag them if you have to. Tampons for entry wounds? Condons for sucking chest wounds or when you are captured and raped by the Ruskies (no doubt your favorite part).

What a buffoon. Make sure you have your cell phone in you at all times and on. No reason for you to come back.

Where do these people come from?

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he's gonna get a limb blown off and all he brought are an excess of bandaids
what kind of rust battle royale bullshit is this

Lol I believe that these morons stole the office.
The poo really did say that, or something like it.
Apparently that is how you need to talk to niggers about geopolitics.

>midget shoes
>for war, bring lots of band aid
>learn how to war from a book
this will end extremely well

Working for the jews must be harrowing

So do soldiers generally carry half a dozen boxes of bandaids in their packs?