Where do i get a house like this

where do i get a house like this

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In your dreams, turd.

>10 years later
>time to replace the roof

You can’t, it looks very well defended

First God has to give you a divine right to rule and a bunch paid off priests and land lords plus a bunch of illiterate peasants have to recognize that. Then you collect money from the lords and get the peasants to build.

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That will be $70million +tip

How do you even describe the feel that you will never have a castle in innawoods. It's a longing feel.

You have to slay the local dragon.

Ukraine

Copper roofs will last longer than the tile or shingle, get fucked idiot.

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Where can I get a house like this?

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There's a lot going in scotland and they're usually quite cheap too, even if modernized with electricity, insulation and plumbing. Only drawback is that they're really expensive to maintain due to needing hyper specialised repairmen
>t. used to be obsessed with the idea of living in a castle

example

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>No curtain wall
>Trees taller than the tower that could fall right on top of your roof
>Stairs in shambles
>Ground level windows you could walk through
I don't see even a single fucking murder hole. Completely ludicrous. Give me a concrete block in the middle of an open field surrounded by a wall with a moat outside of it.

Got 60 Mill?
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1000 crazy anons need to pool all their savings together and fight to the death with sword, mace and shield to determine who it all goes to. Like a hyper tournament, and they'd do it too because death is better than a life knowing you'll never afford something like this. I know I'd do it. Give someone the dream.

In fact that'd make a good movie

>he doesn't have 2.5 mil

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>t. used to be obsessed with the idea of living in a castle

You could've got a bunch of like minded people and bought one.

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That was just an example, I saw some a while back for 600k, and you can easily buy unconverted/ruins for about 200k all over Europe
Wouldn't recommend living in them though, and as I said maintenance fucks you in every pore

The winter heating bill would clean out your bank account.