/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #985

Haven't seen this vid reposted anywhere.
Mariupol scenes. Sad shit.
t.me/ukrainevids2022/94

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>Synopsis of events

Ukraine invaded two independent nations in violation of international law. This army of Ukraine has and continues to commit numerous war crimes. The Russian Federation ordered a Special Military Operation to remove the illegal leader of Ukraine and prevent war crimes and ensure safety for the people's of these new nations. The Russian Federation Forces have gone to great lengths to prevent death or harm to the civilian populace while the Ukraine Army has actively targeted civilians. The United States and E.U. have placed economic sanctions against the civilian populace of The Russian Federation and provided weapons and very likely "boots on the ground" military special forces support in direct violation of international law. Additionally, some foreign mercenaries joined the illegal Ukraine Army. They died in combat and others deserted.

The United States, Canada and the European Union, in a bid to divert attention from rising inflation and civil rights protests over tyrannical government actions, is shifting the blame for these current issues at the feet of The Russian Federation.

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Zelensky has banned all opposition parties moments ago (which are deemed pro-Russian).

Ukraine is now officially a dictatorship.

Parties to be banned imminently: "Opposition Platform - For Life", "Shariy Party", "Nashi", "Opposition Bloc", "Left Opposition", "Union of Left Forces", "State", "Progressive Socialist Party of Ukraine", "Socialist Party of Ukraine", "Socialists", "Volodymyr Saldo Bloc".

And that's just on top of having the Security Service arbitrarily arrest a whole bunch of journalists and bloggers, such as Yuri Tkachev earlier today in Odessa. Based & democracy-pilled

You are of course free to believe that banning all political parties that don't completely submit to the Zelensky line & imprisoning random bloggers for criticizing the government is awesome

based sp copypasta

pravda.com.ua/news/2022/03/20/7332907/

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not 30% of recruitable population in NATO would be willing to fight for it
What don't you understand

Sanctions are just strongly worded letters, they are just a substitute for real action.
GAZPROM bank was not sanctioned and specifically named that it was not to be under any "punishment".

Was quite busy today, but as I see there are no updates on the list. Were there any other minor developments, though?

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Russia's female general Major-General Ivanta Sukyuoff has been killed in Kharkov

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Let's not exaggerate now

>Ukraine is now officially a dictatorship.
and Zelensky their Fuhrer

MoD outdid themselves with the kino tonight

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Anyone have any ideas why the Russians are maneuvering from Kherson towards Dnipro and not Odessa?
Are they relying on amphibious invasions to take Odessa so the Kherson axis is moving north?

Good morning I hate NATO so much you wouldn't believe.

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Any love for Mr. SCUD-CHUD?

Morning Sir, I am pretty comfy drinking coffee

Katik update į OP įdėjau

The usa is led by fools who think because they can swing their dick to make domestics cower that the rest of the world is so easily cowed.

>Delicious, farm-to-table, GMO-free burgers
>Soda made without high fructose corn syrup
>A working ice cream machine, real ingredients
>All-white restaurant, no random acts of violence
>Cute girls behind the counter
>Order is always correct and made quickly
>Kids playing happily on the playground
>Clean bathrooms with working soap dispensers and dryers

Daily reminder that nothing makes the shills seethe more than DonMak.

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youtu.be/EmhWHJgZA4E

Can any anons help validating/authenticating massive drop of war crimes in Ukraine?

Apparently Ukraine militants are trying civilians to poles and trees with plastic wrap and caning them after taking their pants down.

This actually makes a lot of sense given the Ukraine shills obsession with sex and nudity and Azov Battalion's sociopathic profile.

twitter.com/Youblacksoul/status/1505372534836973569?s=20&t=C3N5Uz1hxP67BesxhQgKWw

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RIP

Ghost of Kiev takes another Russian general...

SO PEACEFUL

She could've been my qt milf gf

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Everything I stated is true. Every single thing.

its more that they don't give a shit about the golem.

hmm redditors real quiet about this

Baking some late-night brownies. listening to this (youtu.be/dp-KXWfisHA) while watching VDV/helo footage.

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Ukrainian forces have taken back areas around Kiev, Sumy and Kharkiv. Haha its over for Russia. They are not gonna win. Thousands of Ukrainan soldiers still in Dnipro, Odessa, Lviv and other cities. Russia is finished

When will Kiev fall lads

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I lost the chug pic template, pls gib

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Democracy is a bit of a sham really.

stop false flaggning nigger it's really obvious

the pole thing is done against looters

I think Odessa is too heavily defended and they're going after lower hanging fruit.

I don't understand it, we're fucked economically, we're hated by the entire world, the entire world is on the verge of massive global crisis, but i feel great. I never felt so alive.

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source?

Kek a one party dictatorship.
>muh muh democracy
I hate the west so much it's unreal.

>tfw winning

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>ywn enjoy a donmak meal with no niggers or other browns around
y liv

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ah yes.. le heckn democracy!

What happens here? Why has no one talked about Kherson in days?

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It's over, this man has called into question the military logistics of a whole country alongside other youtube experts, surely this consensus means the end is near right??

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How the fuck have these "big tent" parties gotten so much support recently?

Good morning, friend.
Feeling pretty comfy, time to brew some coffee.

files.catbox.moe/j5xg1z.mp4

>Apparently Ukraine militants are trying civilians to poles and trees with plastic wrap and caning them after taking their pants down.
Yeah, this stuff is true. They themself show it to everyone and claim that these civilians are marauders. They also do the same to everybody that can't understand the western Ukrainian "language".

>russian
>working and functional food dispensary
pick one

>banned the socialist party
wtf I love Fuhrer Zelensky now

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Also op is wrong. Izyum is not taken by Russians. It is contested area. Russia is losing bad, can´t even take Kharkiv. Morale getting lower by the day

Forgot pic
I guess it makes sense but so was Mariupol too. Are they thinking they can cut it off from the rest of the country then just siege it?

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Has there been any hint that Ukraine has tried to attack Russian soil or Russian ships? Have they launched even one offensive missile or rocket even just for morale purposes? Do they even have any offensive capabilities left?

I don't like this one, Impossible to cut

>check chug to see if putinbots have any proof of Russia capturing cities
>no proof - they just post sexy buchanka pics again and again

Buchanka anime will not save this failed invasion. I think that deep down you all know the truth.

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dont have the green one

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Odessa has a large Russian population so they expect it will surrender once the Zelensky regime falls.
The large nuclear power plant at Yuzhnoukrainsk is a more important target.

They don't much to take Odessa. Ukrainian forces already crammed all their vehicles into civilian building in preparation for big sob stories about historical monuments getting bombed. They consider the city already lost.

it's over

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The threat of an amphibious assault probably keep ukr troops in odessa from doing anything so they're basically just dead weight atm. So the Russians are happy to continue the encirclement of donbass in the meantime.

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Reminder that this was the wikipedia page for the Ghost of Kyiv when it initially got made.

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>No lies detected
You can't argue that is wrong the post

fren

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like this one?

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is he ok?

congrats on being the one white canadian

good

I had watched this guy before, he had some good videos, but overdosed on copium because of Russia winning.
Westoid's fate, I guess.

They conducted successful offensives by Mykolaiv. Russia is now on the back foot.

>Ivanta Sukyuoff
bro you almost had me

Fair, but Ukraine has been a corrupt dictatorship since Maidan 2014. Zelensky is just the current dictator.

Kiev Kanuck, how are you doing, what do you think about pic related?

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>international law
one of the most retardest ideas ever created

Kas čia dar per valymas vyksta? Girdėjau apie tokius dalykus ir prieš kelias dienas - atseit jie ašalina tuos vyriausybės narius, ir ne tik, kurie skleidžia prieštaraujančią informaciją.

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>Major General Arkady Ourumov has been killed near Kharkov.

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they have learned the secrets of McDonalds for themselves memeflag. The DonMAK is out of the bottle.

Good stuff. Have some more music for your brownies, fren.
youtu.be/-fiJUlXeWPY

here some oldschool DPR kino
youtube.com/watch?v=KcDVlHxVT90
youtube.com/watch?v=l7Pxs8cbCOw

Ivan, we are more economically fucked than you but there's still food on the plate. You will be fine so chill man.

> source: the internet

oh no Emma Watson

kek, SBU shill unit was on their toes

>Odessa has a large Russian population so they expect it will surrender once the Zelensky regime falls.
Would it though?

Even the Pentagon says Russia took Izyum.

Source?

It's still a thing. And as long as it's a thing, nations need to abide by it.

Uždraudė "prorusiškas" partijas

>Zelensky has banned all opposition parties moments ago (which are deemed pro-Russian).
How undemocratic of them. I hope someone brings them democracy.

2 weeks.
14 days.
336 hours.
20,160 minutes.

good night /chug/ sorry i couldnt be here for 1k
keep on /chug/ging and stay comfy

Earlier they were bragging about doing the pronunciation test on their telegram channels.
They stopped posting that failing the pronunciation test was why they were tying niggas to trees, for obvious reasons, and started calling all the people tied to tres "marauders" - whatever tf that means.
There is going to be serious hell to pay once the Lvov retards finally realize that the situation is hopeless.

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here's the green one i think anyway the person who made it kept on making edits.

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Almost certainly.

babel.ua/ru/news/77268-zelensky-the-national-security-and-defense-council-has-banned-the-activities-of-opposition-platform-for-life-shariy-party-and-others

Ukranian nationalists committing war crimes?

twitter.com/Youblacksoul/status/1505312606579527687

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Doubtful, I think people over-emphasize demographics at this stage of the war, it can help but it won't determine anything insofar as actual Ukrainian troops are in the region.

do they cook the fries using beef tallow?

nothing is going to happen, the US can
not maintain a cuba style sanction regime against
russia as it loses them of a massive competative edge

the moment the war is over is the moment all calculations will change

Rocket misses a DPR tank
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files.catbox.moe/4f6zy1.mp4

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Wheres my D-Day landings? I was promised D-Day landings.

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Kek

>Ukranians have used the experimental American GLDN-I weapon systems to target high ranking Russian officers.
Scared, Ivan?!

Use the original black one, it's easier and looks better.

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Become unkyivable

STILL not as bad as putler /chug/ chuds.

I want zelensky to fuck my wife.

It's incredible how easily /chug/ shitposts have come to control discourse in the West.
>our autistic research appears in the UN
>things we investigated and translated yesterday appear in outer/pol/ today
>shills are so mad about 2D girls posted ITT they write novellas attempting to psychoanalyse us
>memeflag filters are so common now that shills begrudgingly take them off
We're unstoppable, simple as

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don't make a law you cant and wont enforce

>Ukranian nationalists committing war crimes?
That's about all they've been doing

With enough amphetamines and the right scenario anyone may become Hitler.

Probably Odessa was the sight of massive anti maiden coup protests that where brutally suppressed. Strelkov who is the former chief of staff of the DPR has mentioned that in his experience a lot of Ukrainian civilians are scared to support Russia through fear of retribution or the fear that Russia may leave. Those who openly supported the DPR in Kharkiv and other towns where assassinated when Ukraine army retook the territory.

How? It's the truth. Very simple yet still true. I ignored all outlandish conspiracies and subjects and stuck with simple fact. Everything I said is true. I find the blatant misunderstand of events offensive.

Aišku, dėkui už informaciją.

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Do you have the filters? I got so sick of them yesterday that I got 4chanx.

False, those were Russian saboteurs. I saw them on Reddit.

they tried to use "Toчкa-У" 2 weeks ago but its got insta shot down in the air in Rostov region

general died the other day, now a captain of the navy died

might want to add it to the greentext, quite important

>war
>crimes
Dumbest shit made by elitists who never fight in wars.

>nations need to abide by it
Tell me one that does
KEK

*against people accused of being looters without any kind of due process

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The Russian Federation is enforcing it. Did you miss the Special Military Operation that they are conducting in Ukraine?

I like hard

Of the war ends without a naval invasion of Odessa I'll be really disappointed

the othrer ones are jest as easy imho

huh, didn't know there were jews in Norway.

twitter.com/r_u_vid/status/1504243636807954432

What was an admiral even doing on land?

RIP Captain Idislav Nakhuisky

I don't understand how close those generals and captains are to the fighting.

Talk about misleading. He only banned Russophile parties and the "Sharia Party". Nothingburger, come back to me when Zelensky bans European Solidarity and Batkivshchyna

Can I get the straight poop on how the close the Ukie government is to capitulating?

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Same, he had interesting videos about airline logistics (my father works in that field) so I could compare his work to what my father had been doing for 30 years, and it's sad how biased these guys suddenly became, also a gaming youtuber suddenly inserting the ukraine mantra in the middle of his vids just left a really bad impression, hate how it always devolves to US vs THEM, tiring as fuck

Is it true McDonald's is back in Russia?

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That's such a Gemini thing.

Great news! I seriously don't want to sound like a chud putler bot but, can i please have a source?

Slava Ukraini!

>ywn have a celebratory DonMak meal and festive cigarette with Givi
I wish he was alive to see all this, bros.

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please stay in your country

Just because people break rules, doesn't mean a rule is bad Portugal. I'm merely stating facts.

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>Russia is literally so desperate they're fortifying artillery positions

/chugcels/...its over...

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greekcitytimes.com/2022/03/18/greek-refugee-from-mariupol/
The truth is coming out soon the Greeks will pull there support.

added

A couple nights ago there were reports of it being bombarded from sea yet still nothing.
Which is why I expected it to be a major target of the Russians. I thought they'd go for Odessa after Kherson, and attack Dnipro from the east side of the river. But they're going for Dnipro from both sides and pretty much leaving Odessa alone.

thank you my bud

The infamous counter offensive that took half a highway without settlements while Russia re routed east and took half an oblast

We'll be hearing about this in history books for years, our amazing Ukrainian heroes

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Can´t take Kharkiv
Can´t take Sumy
Can´t take Dnipro
Can´t take Kiev
Can´t take Nikopol
Can´t take Odessa
Can´t take Nikolajev
Can´t take Lviv
Can´t even take Mariupol

Russia is losing

They are going to fight till the last goyim is dead

i have a ublock list

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Why can /chug/ only copy superior /uhg/ memes?

source

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Because we are just here to have fun.

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god i hope russia wins

How did he do all that from Poland?

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>tags: free use

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/chug/……/ugh/ can’t keep up with “your” memes.
>picrelated These shills don’t even have a 4cunz manual

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if rules are broken without punishment they aren't rules they are PR

>digging in your artillery means you're losing
Are these beaten Russian troops in the room with you right now?

Flanker looks so good. It and the F-15 are the best looking fighters around.

Russian MoD claimed one of their Su-35 pilots downed two Ukrainian Su-27s in a single sortie. That's probably utter bullshit, but I hope they release the VOD or whatever if it isn't.

Russia gives ranks to those based off of duration served rank doesn’t necessarily equal authority in the Russian army like it does NATO armies. Russia can have soldiers who have the rank of major general but with the responsibility of a captain because of duration served say they’ve been in the army like 30 years. It weird.

eh, ruskie diaspora leeching on Lithuanian arts
I know Lithuanians well enough to know that they hate Ruskies even more than us and themselves.
(which fukin says something).

Aye user at this to the list Greek refugee from Mariupol: “Ukrainian soldiers stopped and threatened us, Russian soldiers calmed us down”
greekcitytimes.com/2022/03/18/greek-refugee-from-mariupol/

Thanks user, that helps too.

I'm not sure what that Nikolaev salient was doing, they went deep and then stood there for 2 or so weeks.

all based. fully support

Son las 9 weon

>The golden eye is now in hands of the ukies
It is over

nothing makes the shilling niggers seeth like seeing an anime girl on an anime board

Haven't you heard? The Russian Federation is enforcing these rules though.

Basic gestalt of the UN shitpost?

Imagine losing so bad your fortifying positions on enemy soil.

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What are memes supposed to be?

One of these days I want to go to a starbucks in a college town and just punch every guy over 50 with glasses I see in the ear.

woops
Aye user at this to the list Greek refugee from Mariupol: “Ukrainian soldiers stopped and threatened us, Russian soldiers calmed us down”
greekcitytimes.com/2022/03/18/greek-refugee-from-mariupol/
user at this to the list

However Portugal, Spain, Italy, Greece and Turkey is our peace.

why would you fortify artillery if you were pushing forward?

Kek
I wonder how the Kievan chad of morse code is doing right now
>niggers_tongue_my_anus_kiev.webm

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Protecting your artillery pieces while they grind your enemy's capital to dust is losing now?

took Ahaimany, Alchevsk, Amvrosiivka, Antonivka, Antratsyt, Baturyn, Berdiansk, Beryslav, Bilmak, Biloluts'k, Bilopillia, Bilovodsk, Boikivske, Bokovo-Khrustalne, Borzna, Brianka, Bucha, Bunhe, Buryn, Chaplynka, Chernihivka, Chernobyl, Chystiakove, Debaltseve, Dniprorudne, Dokuchaievsk, Donetsk, Dovzhansk, Dymer, Enerhodar, Henichesk, Hlukhiv, Hola Prystan, Holubivka, Horlivka, Horodnia, Hostomel, Hrem'yach, Ilovaisk, Ivanivka, Ivankiv, Kadiivka, Kakhovka, Kalachak, Kalmiuske, Kamianka-Dniprovska, Khartsyzk, Kherson, Khrestivka, Khrustalnyi, Konotop, Korop, Kostyankivka, Krasnopillya, Krasyliv, Krolevets, Kupiansk, Lazurne, Luhansk, Lutuhyne, Makiivka, Manhush, Markivka, Melitopol, Mena, Milove, Molochans'k, Molodohvardiisk, Mykhailivka, Nedryhailiv, Nikolske, Nova Kakhovka, Nova Zbur'ivka, Novhorod-Siverskyi, Novoaidar, Novoazovsk, Novooleksiivka, Novopskov, Novotroits'ke, Nyzhni Sirohozy, Oleshky, Pelahiivka, Perevalsk, Pervomais'ke, Petropavlivka, Petrovo-Krasnosillia, Pidlypne, Polohy, Pryazovs'ke, Prymorsk, Putyvl, Pyrohivka, Richky, Ripky, Rovenky, Rubizhne, Schastia, Semenivka, Seredyna-Buda, Shakhtarsk, Shchaslyvtseve, Shostka, Skadovsk, Slavutych, Snake Island, Snizhne, Snovsk, Sorokyne, Sosnytsya, Stanislav, Stanytsia Luhanska, Starobilsk, Starokostiantyniv, Stepavnivka, Strilkove, Sukhodilsk, Svatove, Svesa, Teplohirsk, Tokmak, Trostianets, Vasylivka, Velyka Lepetykha, Velyka Oleksandrivka, Velykyi Burluk, Verkhnii Rohachyk, Vesele, Volnovakha, Vovchansk, Voznesenivka, Yakymivka, Yasynuvata, Yenakiieve, Yevpatoriia, Yuvileine, Zhadove, Zolochiv, Zuhres, Snihurivka, Yavkyne, Balakliia, Kozelets

>+380442370002
Which of you is taking the honors?

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You should check your handbook