/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #965

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>.ru second-in-command captain of Black Sea fleet dead
>CCP senior official: "The sanctions against Russia are getting more and more outrageous"
>Russians panic buying food, primarily sugar
>Russia claims to have used a Kinzhal hypersonic missile
>Russia expects that the special operation in Ukraine will lead to the signing of documents on security issues, which will spell out its neutral status
>.ru Finance Ministry said on Friday it has sent its proposals to reallocate 485.9 billion roubles ($5 billion) of budget spending in 2022 to focus on the most important expenditures needed to mitigate the Western sanctions.
>.ru Ministry of Defense accuse Ukraine in planting bomb inside Hospital #2 in Dnipro, "and a plan to blow up it when Russian plane will fly over"
>CCP's Xi: Ukraine crisis is something we don't want to see; China and US should cooperate for world peace
>Livestream of Putin's speech was cut-off mid-sentence
>Missile attacks on Mykolaiv .ua barracks, dozens dead
>CCP media reporting Russian war crimes
>Putin says Russia must undergo a 'self-cleansing of society' to purge 'bastards and traitors'
>Putin says Russia's military operation in Ukraine is a 'success'
>War costing Russia 22 billion dollars a day overall

▶Livestreams
youtube.com/watch?v=ek1bqrms6ls
youtube.com/watch?v=911cntbvPBU
▶Telegram Channels
rentry.org/telosint
t.me/s/strelkovii
▶INTELLIGENCE
odin.tradoc.army.mil/WEG (equipment explorer)
understandingwar.org/publications (unbiased defence analysis, 2 reports a day)
oryxspioenkop.com/2022/02/attack-on-europe-documenting-equipment.html
twitter.com/Skawtish
twitter.com/Osinttechnical
twitter.com/Militarylandnet

▶/uhg/ OP Template
rentry.org/uhg2022

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=aQUlA8Hcv4s
youtube.com/watch?v=f1dHb07FdFQ
t.me/s/strelkovii
youtube.com/watch?v=lu8m5FA2nL8
consultancy.eu/news/7433/research-ukraine-war-costs-russian-military-20-billion-per-day
twitter.com/666_mancer/status/1505267350647586823/photo/2
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazino_tragedy
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

VDV Status: dropped!

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Vatnik space program

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What have Russians been doing to Ukrainians so far

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I LOVE RUSSIA AND I LOVE DICKS

I AM A PROUD /CHUG/

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You guys reckon the house of cards aka Russias national economy will collapse when the stock exchange opens on Monday?

Combat capture (Russian loss)

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whoops

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Official theme of /uhg/
youtube.com/watch?v=aQUlA8Hcv4s

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1 hour, 22 minutes

Nothing ever happens

Ukrainians need to start pushing the Russoids back to the border.

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I am pretending on facebook that I'm currently in Ukrain

You know how people say that the guy making the Chris Chan documentary is more autistic than Chris Chan himself?

youtube.com/watch?v=f1dHb07FdFQ

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why?
more pity pussy points

Ukraine whistleblower live on TV

Besides killing them? Sending them to concentration camps.

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First for REMOVE KACAP

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He's getting a lot more artistic with these updates
>"Kap! Kop! Kop!" - like water from a leaky hanging washbasin, days go by drop by drop.
>Together with priceless time, lives and resources go nowhere.
>And now the systematic (after several days of street fighting) withdrawal of the enemy from Rubizhne to Severodonetsk becomes the only "major victory" in two days.
> Even the over-optimistic propagandist Podolyak, who knows how to "suck victories out of his finger" for any reason, stopped mentioning the "imminent encirclement" of the Donetsk group of the Armed Forces of Ukraine.
>Russian troops are firmly "stuck" EVERYWHERE.
>There is no mobilization. Yesterday, the President did not even hint at its possibility. And without mobilization, victory over the so-called. "Ukraine" is impossible to win "from the word in general."
t.me/s/strelkovii

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>.ru second-in-command captain of Black Sea fleet dead
are you kidding me?
is this the sixth general??
fuck meee :-D :-D :-D

They lost dick?
Sent in more banan!

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Vatniks literally wasted their first hypersonic weapon on a farm. The absolute state.

Breaking Russia will sink their own navy

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5/5 aika hyvä

Seems the whole 'hypersonic missile' was just propaganda after all

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Not sure what will happen, I doubt they would open if they didn't have some sort of a plan. But then I guess the west has a plan too. Should be interesting.

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why not? people are doing nice things for my mother and I'm quite the hero

why would they lay mines if the ukrainian navy is pacified

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>NEW: Ukrainian forces have defeated the initial #Russian campaign of this war. Its culmination is creating conditions of stalemate throughout most of #Ukraine.
ISW seems to be calling it.

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hilarious if true

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No fucking way
Just— no way

There has to be some plan they will enact but i don't doubt that the west has a counter plan ready to unleash aswell.
Iam split i think it will be a huge dip but maybe not a complete collapse.

Wait what? I thought kiffness made the thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=lu8m5FA2nL8

It... it can't be true. No way could mother Russia could mess up and lie about it!

Well it was used on it, If Russia doesn't mind sending them into some random warehouse imagine where else they will be sent.

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>"Kap! Kop! Kop!"
From that we can approximate what kind of structure he's hiding in.

The ukies don't even have ships and a russian navy captain is killed. This is the most pathetic invasion in history.

This would be funny as fuck if one drifed into a russian oil tanker.

Not enough CP, clearly an impostor

So nato won't send supplys fron the sea

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It bet it was either

A: Chinese

B: Just another Kalibr missle

They're schizo boomers with terrible sources.

STOP WASTING BANAN!

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no way this is real

Launching a supersonic missile from supersonic fighter jet makes it hypersonic

>STOLEN VALOR
that's pretty funny ngl

>War costing Russia 22 billion dollars a day overall
consultancy.eu/news/7433/research-ukraine-war-costs-russian-military-20-billion-per-day

We are winning guys

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makes sense, though i doubt nato would risk it

Yeah and Strelkov himself corroborates they are stalled and can't progress anymore

Its Russian navy

Maybe for supplies to Odessa, but there are better ways to getting supplies there for now

You're a hero for being Ukrainian? People really are NPCs.

Excuse me guys, I am just going to invade your thread real quick

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They're predicting that it will continue, with heavy fighting, until one side loses resolve or achieves a major victory. Honestly, I think they were very conservative in calling this so late, simply because there hasn't been any major Russian movement for the past 2 weeks.

for pretending to be a fighter

So you're still coping with
>>Russia claims to have used a Kinzhal hypersonic missile
>>>claims
Want me to switch out the tank for a different brand of copium?
You're going to need it

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its literally a dead general every 4 days

1year = 90 dead generals :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

What happened here.
Can the fucking normies go back to R.
And can we get some objective people back in here.


Y’all smellytvv4

Kek. So are you just going to neet it for a few months?

Turkey has closed the straits to all military vessels heading into the Black Sea, NATO included.

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Do you know why the Russians got into a mess in the first two weeks? Underestimating their opponent. Now you're doing the same. By the way, whatever or whoever I was educated by are the same who educated/trained your general staff, officers and soldiers.

What advantages does Russia have? They still have the momentum. They control the narrative at home, they're turning their population against you. I suspect their next step is a fake gas attack and a partial mobilization. You're fighting them with a 10 to 1 advantage right now, that'll disappear. No more lone tanks, just batteries of guns and thousands of men and shells.

At least no one is being cannibalized and raped like some are alleging, but being sent to Siberia against your will is a close second

who are you talking to russanon. Did your vodka vision make you forget to select the post? Is it really that bad there bro?

>when your military has only had one success throughout entire 3 weeks of war, so you have to spam it in every thread

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I'm heading home soon

>Y'all

Fuck wrong flag new phone

>Russia - 1582, of which: destroyed: 748, damaged: 27, abandoned: 224, captured: 582
Cant wait for switchblades footage

>air launched iskander
literally who cares

How long can military ships operate without maintenance?

It is true, Ukraine has been mobilizing since the first day of the war, they will have tens of thousands of recruits hitting the front lines very soon and they will be geared up by NATO. Even if Russia started mobilizing now they would take a month till those troops hit the lines and make an impact.

What if the second-in-command of .ru Black Sea fleet died exactly from one of those mines
twitter.com/666_mancer/status/1505267350647586823/photo/2

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>one success
>literally crushing the ukrainian army on an operational level

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>bombing a farm
I AM ACTUALLY FUCKING MAD NOW

Have you seen your own OP post, or did your glowie handler tell you that it's not necessary to read it in order to post?

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If anything we are overestimating Russian forces.

Most of their army exists oy on paper.

Im tired of seeing dumb Western journalists state number like 11k Russian tanks.

Its all very effective Russian propaganda.

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>cannibalized and raped
>sent to Siberia against your will is a close second
Those aren't mutually exclusive... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazino_tragedy

im dumb, did ruskis wasted an expensive missile on nothing?

Russian ships can dock at Sevastopol

2, they killed team reddit as well

cry more

Can you not read? the farm was shelled last week, that's what your webm is showing, a random farm in the east of Ukraine getting shelled last week
You are either a shill or dumb enough to believe Kremlin propaganda

>Another dead general
Dios mio.... la creatura sovietica...

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Lmao, rip in pieces

>drop a mine
>get blown up on it
Yep, sounds like Russia.

>KAP KOP KOP
I stopped reading there.

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Just checked danbooru. Cope cage is a tag there now

So you’re telling me that a lot of these random ass people who were living their random lives just got picked up and sent into that
That’s pretty gnarly

this is footage from COD: IW

But these people know your mother. Or does she think you're a mercenary in Ukraine too?

>We said it was hypersonic
>We never said it was accurate

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yeah you've wrecked a whole farm with it it's fucking over for us hohols

Ask the Wehrmacht how much the V2 missiles helped them.

>barely any territory gain for 2 weeks
>crushing

If it’s Dutch 2 weeks / the first red flashing lights.

In Ruski until it stops working

>crushing them for 4 fucking weeks just 24 more hours bro trust the plan

Monke army sucks so bad I don't even know where to begin.

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It will take some time until the russian media admits this. But they have finally accepted the logistical failures and how things are not going as planned. Their current cope is ukrainians are hiding behind human shields which explains the "stalling".

Not very long, doubly so for Russian ones. I guess Crimea is about to have a brand new ship graveyard near its beaches soon. Not exactly what I'd call a tourist attraction, but I'm sure Russians will learn to appreciate it.

she's in on it, thinks it's funny

I was really hoping someone would use this template. We need to use all the templates. Bonus points if Uki-chan is choking that Z bus or their Russia mascot.

kek, shame its just that one image

No they claimed to have used a 'hypersonic missile' to destroy a missile warehouse but the footage they claimed as proof is a random farm getting shelled last week
Likelihood is the whole claim is a lie

You're a gypsy family aren't you?

The Soviet Union was extremely gnarly. Many such cases

KINO

The Russians probably have somewhere around 2500-4000 (no way to know) modernized MBTs (T-72B2, T-72B3s, T-80BMVs, T-80Us, T80U+s). Their upgrade packages turn their T-72As and T-72Bs into T-72B3Ms. If the Russian army actually mobilizes its reservists, or engages in a partial mobilization, they'll literally be able to cover the entire front in cold war size formations. The Ukrainian commanders are clearly incompetent, I wouldn't be surprised if Zelensky promoted lots of his friends. Putin purged the army and FSB.

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reminder, vatniks today still worship this society
if you challenge them with this kind of thing they will make up that it was somehow their fault

What does a reorganization mean? Have some of their BTGs lost so many troops they can no longer function like a BTG?

Oh no no no how will Ukrops ever recover.
Literally holodomor 2.0

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>accepted
But not admitted. Putin recently said that all is going according to plan. (And that anyone who says otherwise is a traitor)

This war needs to end.

My harddrive is becoming almost full, from a these pictures and videos of dead Russians and destroyed vehicles.

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Very true, this Arab pointed and gathered everything wrong with the /chug/ which is basicly spamming and being bumped up to the front of Any Forums so thats the only thing seen.

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Easier said than done. Their manpower is limited and being on the attack is always more dangerous. They really need to find something weak to strike hard at before they can really push.

>literally crushing the ukrainian army on an operational level

one more drop

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I was actually already listening to this. Great song.

Yep we need more

Sorry, forgot picture again.

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Ukraine is pushing to take back Kherson, probably finish the job in 24-48 hours.

no. It started when I would check into at places on facebook I wasn't at and spiralled.

>durr Russia is Frieza Form 1, they haven’t even begun to show their true power level!

Yeah, a nice little farmhouse full of screaming little piglets, I hope
Just a miniature version of a bigger scale scenario, with a few things shuffled around, except for the screaming pigs

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invading a country with 1 million armed soldiers/irregulars/regulars with 200k, while still winning operationally/strategically

when they fake the gas attack and mobilize
,it'll be exactly as I said here

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>modernized MBTs
The ones that they already lost hundreds of?

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that doesn't sound right

>you made me use 10% of my accuracy

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>I hope
hope and cope*

I love big 80s hair. Sleep addled brain is best brain.

>probably
Cool source. I guess the cadet meatgrinder for the last 4 fucking weeks was part of the plan.

Suck it up buttercup.

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>this is an argument

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They taken so many losses they can't continue so they have to resupply and reinforce

There were many such cases

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I figured that it's a cope meaning they're doing fuck all

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Cope and seeth ruskii! Your country is burning and we are going to have a nice last time Sarmatian polonaise on its rubbles.

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>buy an another won
>full in 2 days.

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An embarrassing death is a good reason why they'd be vague on the details of the death.

>invading a country with 1 million armed soldiers
You're either 14 or a complete moron. Read up on what reserves actually means.

They lost a minimum 25% of their combat gear and probably as much of their force. When Ukraine reinforcements hit the lines in numbers they are in deep shit, like overrun and folded deep. I just hope it'll be fast because in the meantime the Russians will do as much damage as they can to force a peace.

See you again when your VPN sub runs out, Ivan. Go to bed, it's getting late.

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>yeah lets just take all these tanks from NATO borders and waste another year to reorganize them alongside Ukraine border
go back to painting maps in hoi4

did someone fuck up belarussian railroad again?