Ban Cats

I always see threads complaining about pitbulls but cats are the real menace.

Cats carry a parasite called Toxoplasmosis gondii that infects the brains of people and changes their behaviour. This is well documented.

In order to protect children from unnecessary neurological diseases we should pass laws banning people from owning these filthy pestilence-ridden creatures, especially inside the home.

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HAIL THE NEURAX WORM

And you've probably got AIDS. Kys.

Toxoplasmosis causes a loss of aversion to predators and attraction to the smell of cat urine among other behaviours. It is also notably passed between honosexuals by analingus.

That's a cute cat

>A number of studies have suggested that subtle behavioral or personality changes may occur in infected humans,[24] and infection with the parasite has recently been associated with a number of neurological disorders – particularly schizophrenia[9] and bipolar disorder.[25][26] A 2015 study also found cognitive deficits in adults to be associated with joint infection by both T. gondii and Helicobacter pylori in a regression model with controls for race-ethnicity and educational attainment.[27] Although a causal relationship between latent toxoplasmosis with these neurological phenomena has not yet been established,[19][9] preliminary evidence suggests that T. gondii infection may induce some of the same alterations in the human brain as those observed in mice.[28][29]
This is probably the parasite making you defend cats.

You have worms in your brain that are forcing you to do this

You are deluded. Get a cat

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You are evil, you took that pic from a guy who posted his dead cat.
You, yu fucking chink motherfucker, you are a fucking cretin!
FUCK YOU!

This is the real cat thread:
Fucking nigger lover!

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You are defending a brain parasite infection. Think about that.

user, cats are fluffy and you can teach them easily to shit in a box. Cats are the only animals that bury their shit. You are paranoid. Get a cat.

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when was the last time you saw a news about some kids that got mauled to death by cats?

>you can teach them easily to shit in a box
The contents of which they proceed to track all over the house, on furniture, floors, counters, people. The shitty litter gets stuck in their "fluffy" fur and feet and they stink. Why would you let an animal do that? Brain worms.

Get
A
Cat

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The words you just typed are far more infectious, and dangerous than toxoplasmosis could ever be. I sincerely hope you did the "right" thing and got vaxxed. Please get boosted, for the rest of us. When you're gone we'll deal with the toxoplasmosis......OK?

Anyone without a parasite in their brain knows this isn't normal behaviour

Every kitten needs a home. Get a cat

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They can live in the woods. Diseased wild animals do not belong in the house.

t. seething pitmommy

You will build Pyramids, and you will like it.
Get a Cat

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Fine, sicker than your average cat killer
Twist cats' heads off
Cats fucking stink cats and gayers
Chicken wing eating players
Triple-K hooligans like Moon Man

Cats are for redditors.

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why not just make it a normal thing for society to take pills that remove the worms? no need to ban cats.

I have plenty of wild cats that live on my street. Which is fine because there is plenty of mice for them to catch.