/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #958

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>Russia claims to have used a Kinzhal hypersonic missile
>Russia expects that the special operation in Ukraine will lead to the signing of documents on security issues, which will spell out its neutral status
>.ru Finance Ministry said on Friday it has sent its proposals to reallocate 485.9 billion roubles ($5 billion) of budget spending in 2022 to focus on the most important expenditures needed to mitigate the Western sanctions.
>Russian Ministry of Defense accuse Ukraine in planting bomb inside Hospital #2 in Dnipro, "and a plan to blow up it when Russian plane will fly over"
>CCP's Xi: Ukraine crisis is something we don't want to see; China and US should cooperate for world peace
>Livestream of Putin's speech was cut-off mid-sentence
>Sanctions make us stronger, claims Russian FM Lavrov
>Latvia, Estonia and Lithuania have expelled a total of ten Russian diplomats
>Missile attacks on Mykolaiv .ua barracks, dozens dead
>Russian FM Lavrov was on a flight to Beijing, China yesterday, the plane turned back to Moscow
>Chinese state media reporting Russian war crimes
>Putin says Russia must undergo a 'self-cleansing of society' to purge 'bastards and traitors'
>Putin says Russia's military operation in Ukraine is a 'success'
>War costing Russia 22 billion dollars a day overall

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oryxspioenkop.com/2022/02/attack-on-europe-documenting-equipment.html
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veteranstoday.com/2022/03/02/blockbuster-drag-queen-zelensky-found-a-billion-dollars-and-a-villa-in-miami/
twitter.com/Ukraine/status/1505226254345281538
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lol?
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>There are so many dead & wounded Russian soldiers in Homel region, Belarus, that they've started loading corpses on trains at night "so as not to attract attention." 2,500 KIA sent back to Russia, hospital staff say. That's 5x the official number

twitter.com/ASLuhn/status/1505160821361430528

Is Putin trying to destroy Russia? serious question

Realistically vassalization of Russia by China will take like one generation unless EU decides to go back to business as usual which is getting less likely every day.

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Please for the love of god, frens, post gore

kek

shitposting during war is Ukrainian tradition now

>Is Putin trying to destroy Russia? serious question.
YES YES YES, Please monke invade us and Finland, Strap me to the missile and fire me at Moscow iam fucking ready!

ooof...do we have a rough idea of their losses as of yet?

I wish I was a drawfag. I have a good idea for a meme

We are winning guys

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i'm a drawfag, tell me

are you any closer to kyiev?

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Would snoof his butt.

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I want to see a live feed of this war. Oh god It would go so badly for russia.

I've asked it many times but never got the answer. Where does this artist post her art these days?

US estimates around 6-8k dead Russians

His goal is to exterminate white russians for his jewish kike oligarch handlers so they can be replaced by churka mutts

That's what he means by "denazification", exterminating as many white europeans as possible

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US Intel conservative estimates a couple of days ago were 7k killed. So it's realistically higher than that.

polcels sucks a chechens dick

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2500 killed, means probably 5-10x that of wounded, because russian medevac sucks. And that's only on single front.

My boomer parents just saw the news about the rocket and they are starting to chimp out like "OMG OMG THEY ARE GOING TO DRAG US INTO THIS AND THIS WILL FALL HERE ASWELL"
I wonder how many old boomers did this today aswell

meh

7-10k dead, 2x as many unfit for fighting
no idea about desertions

He has spent the last month lying about the war.
If the numbers got out there would be unrest.
It's probably the biggest ticking clock of the war.
The last number they admitted was 500 dead Russians. It's getting close to 20x that.
Russian TV is allergic any mention of losses as shown by that vet who got shut down for asking for a minute of silence.

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What about Ukrainian granny that killed 8 soldiers with a poisoned pasty?

kek
twitter.com/kamilkazani/status/1504911074998599687

>That's 5x the official number
Remember the alleged FSB leak with a meteorite metaphor? He kept sending more, and of the points he makes is that the command structure and comms of their army are so fucked, they simply don't know themselves how many they've lost.

The iron cross is not even a nazi symbol, it's still used by the german army to this day

they're students that got blackmailed into attending, many were told they'd be expelled if they didn't

Can't wait until Swedish and Finnish Leopard 2s are parading down at the square next to winter palace in SPB to Ulos ulapalle being played by army band.

Ukraine’s ‘Midnight Cowboy’ president exposed for being a billionaire Israeli oligarch…Zelensky has accumulated $1.2 billion in the Dresdner Bank Lateinamerika in Costa Rica during the two and a half years of his presidency

Zelensky'has a billion dollars and a villa in Miami' – ePrimefeed — AGR Daily News

— mike gilli (@thefreeonline) February 28, 2022

veteranstoday.com/2022/03/02/blockbuster-drag-queen-zelensky-found-a-billion-dollars-and-a-villa-in-miami/

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Any important updates since last night? I hear Mariupol was heating up again

Okay, something like this:
Panels:
1. Timid Z-chan (or whatever the fuck she's called) with a cope cage + lock around her privates, like a chastity belt
2. "I don't know... Are... are you sure you can get it off?"
3. Uk soldier, "Don't you worry. I have the magic key", holding up a javelin-shaped key
4. Close-up of Z-chan's face exploding in ecstasy

It would be funny if after the war it turned out that Ukrainian sources were telling approximately true numbers all along.

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my grandma was in a panic about those old jets poland was making noise about because she thought they'd fly to moscow and bomb it

>former film industry celebrity has money
WOOOAAAAH WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT

thats a ukranian paid beauty blogger

Sup uhg? Got bored shitting up /chug/ thought I'd stop by and say hi. Here's some banan

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I'd like to know but it looks like they've dropped out of the internet, which japanese artists do pretty commonly

WHAT? Give sauce

n-no this is just part of his 5d interdimensional mahjong gambit to resurrect an army of zombie super soldiers

But Biden fucked up real bad. He wanted to make a deal with Iran, Saudi Arabia, Venezuela but looks like he failed every single time. At least for now.

lel based, i'll see what i can do, see ya in two hours or so

>niggers destroying their own countries infrastructure
kek retards
enjoy rebuilding ukraine oblast for the next 25 years
you made this way worse on yourselves than otherwise should have been due to Western egging on

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>bel gazprom bank
so fucking weird seeing this war related footage

And yet he's still in Kyiv and fighting for his country. Would pootin do the same or hide in a bunker fuck knows where?

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Do you expect Twitter commies to know any better?

>The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons. We have no fear of your army; by land and by sea we will battle with thee. Fuck thy mother.

You're an idiot drinking the coolaid. You have no idea if Putin is lying. You have no evidence. You are just a fagget lefty that should leave pol

>Зaпopoзькi кoзaки тypeцькoмy cyлтaнy!

>Tи — шaйтaн тypeцький, пpoклятoгo чopтa бpaт i тoвapиш i caмoгo люципepa ceкpeтap. Який ти в чopтa лицap? Чopт викидaє, a твoє вiйcькo пoжиpaє. He бyдeш ти гoдeн cинiв хpиcтиянcьких пiд coбoю мaти, твoгo вiйcькa ми нe бoїмocя, зeмлeю i вoдoю бyдeм битиcя з тoбoю. Baвiлoнcький ти кyхap, мaкeдoнcький кoлecник, єpycaлимcький бpoвapник, aлeкcaндpiйcький кoзoлyп. Beликoгo i Maлoгo Єгиптy cвинap, вipмeнcькa cвиня, тaтapcький caгaйдaк, кaм'янeцький кaт, пoдoлянcький злoдiюкa, caмoгo гacпидa внyк i вcьoгo cвiтy i пiдcвiтy блaзeнь, a нaшoгo Бoгa дypeнь, cвинячa мopдa, кoбилячa cpaкa, piзницькa coбaкa, нeхpeщeний лoб, хaй би взяв тeбe чopт! Oтaк тoбi кoзaки вiдкaзaли, плюгaвчe! Heвгoдeн єcи мaтepi вipних хpиcтиян! Чиcлa нe знaєм, бo кaлeндapя нe мaєм, мicяць нa нeбi, гoд y книзi, a дeнь тaкий y нac, як y вac, пoцiлyй зa тe ocь кyди нac!..

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You're the real MVP.

this and likely just government agents

well would be nice if he'd try to give up to Russia so we'd lynch him and relocate his assets to our military

He's already in a bunker with the exception of that stadium visit and the war is thousands of kilometers away

I just rawdogged my Mexican maid.
When I whispered Putin into her ear, she came so hard she squirted.
She's making me some burritos right now.
Slava!

>1000 russoids per day
Imagine

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I'll just leave this here.

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>Would pootin do the same or hide in a bunker fuck knows where?
Only from his glass cage

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Estimates vary, last US estimate was at least 7 thousand killed and 14 thousand wounded. Ukraine said 15k killed a week ago, and Russia said 500 killed about 2 weeks ago. The Russian figures even at face value would mean several thousand have been killed by now, so I think the US estimate is pretty reasonable here and potentially on the lower side.

twitter.com/Ukraine/status/1505226254345281538

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Don't you also love thinking about the lives of the dead soldiers? About how these dead russians all had a family back home, maybe a girlfriend or wife, and now they're just a decaying corpse.
That fills me with glee, fren. About how many lives are effected by a single bullet.

>this level of cope
>is literally the country getting raped like a piggy
>makes a meme that is simply NO U and in typical leftist fashion copies the original meme and pastes their shit on with magic wand
pathetic, as least you're getting paid though

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someone shop the cope cage on top

wrong. only 500 russians have died in the invasion. the number has not changed since day 4. trust the plan.

Yep
I am pro ukranian now

It's from a call by one Russian soldier to his girlfriend that was leaked by Ukrainian minister of interior about logistical problems of the Russian army. I hope by the end of the day there will be a source in English.

>Russia claims to have used a Kinzhal hypersonic missile
Did these destroy underground weapons stores? Because that part is missing. Debunked?

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Crowd sourced counting and derivation from destroyed armor based on crew numbers as well as pow records and testimony and extrapolation of what is not definitively documented.

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нaм пoтpiбнo нaпиcaти тaкий ж caмий лиcт aлe Пyтiнy

US has been pretty on point predicting different facts in the conflict, so id say going with those is the best idea

mate your mum stinks like shit

>7k killed
This means 20k to 25k wounded. So 25k to 30k soldiers either dead or wounded. Out of maybe 200k total. Russia is losing maybe 15% of soldiers per month. By next month most of the combat units won't be capable of anything but defending and retreat. This assumes that 100% of troops are frontline. Realistically Russia is losing 25% to 30% of actual combat ready soldiers per month. There's no way Russia can make this to June.

The 7k US figure was stated to be the lower bound

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>enjoy rebuilding ukraine oblast for the next 25 years
Personally can't wait to invest in rebuilding the country. With access to the EU, Ukraine will eventually be in a much better spot than it was pre-war. Hope to bring my kids there some day and take them hiking up Hoverla. Making the world a better place is based. Supporting invaders and murderers is cringe.

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It's a cage for his fight with Musk?

holy shit good one, preschooler! you kiss my mom with that mouth??

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neck yourself tranime lover

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2000 character limit in OP + I did not see anyone post the confirmation on the target

Go to Kiev to kill civilians armed by a crazed man leading a country that’s currently dying in agony? No one gives a dead nigger’s last shit about Kiev you bumbling toothless faggot. The only troops viable for combat are getting their limbs painfully torn off right now, confused teenagers who can barely lift a rifle won’t do much good... And soon enough, they’ll be all that’s left.

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I know how you feel.
We will be getting double teamed by Ukranian chicks for decades to come.

i do yeah

Most don't die of bullets, but by indirect fire and explosions. But I agree, it calms my hatred, even if no Russian city is razed they will hurt.

Hence the at least

right. i wish i could've moved here

>With access to the EU
gentlemen, he has clearly lost his prescriptions. please, take him to the field hospital.

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kek2
twitter.com/kamilkazani/status/1504910577889538048

>>/chug/

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Kiev rave in a bombed out factory when ?

these twitter commies man, i hate them so much :d

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Not to mention Ukraine is gradually receiving support from overseas at a faster pace than Russia

of course its a fucking memeflag talking big
someone who doesnt even have the balls to show is location

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this is soviet tier

I believe I'd get more personal satisfaction from seeing gore than to mingle with a Ukrainian, but thanks fren.
As long as their last living moments are of agony, I don't much care how they meet their fate fren.

Hac вжe випepeдили. Є пopiвнянo нoвий фiльм пpo Дoнбac дe бiйцi cклaдaють тaкoгo лиcтa Пyтiнoвi

>pathetic, as least you're getting paid though
what else can you expect from contrarian leaf, able to love his country only for money and faggots

>is literally the country getting raped like a piggy
can you show how the front line is progressing on your correct maps?

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Trusting the same US kike media that told you Trump was going to lose the elections in 2016. Not only you have a severe case of retardation but delusional are you also.

Not to mention that Russian BTGs are particularly susceptible to losses. They grind to a halt after less than 10% of their assets are taken out. There was a really interesting Twitter thread about it by a military analyst. I'll try to find it again.

If you cheer on pootinowitzenbergenstein, you're cheering on jewdeo-bolshevism

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The EU almost went bankrupt just trying to fix the Greek economy. They can't survive Ukraine levels of corruption.

It's a communist classic where workers had to attend gov speeches and manifestations.

>Hoverla
Petros

Ukraine army is decimated

Those with at least 50+ years of experience in the Sovietsphere won't find it surprising or unique. That doesn't mean there aren't enough supporters to fill a stadium but everything has to be controlled.

I care about Lwow though, its pretty and was the center of polish intelligentsia in XXth century.
If you ever attempted calculus youd probably recognize their names

I'm just here to see dead humans, fren

No moon runes please, board rules I'm afraid!

>able to love his country
this is where you made your first mistake, and you lost your digits because of this error.
The Russians are in YOUR country. They're fingering YOUR asshole. Ukies are not attacking Russia, Russia is attacking Ukies. your meme was delusional, I am just pointing it out.

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this is exactly what my friend in moscow told me happened kek, she even mentioned the bus part, she said many of them aren't even from moscow and live outside of the city

>1000 Ukroids confirmed per day
Don't have to imagine...

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>polish intelligentsia
Now, that's funny!

I'm not sure if there's only one leaf chink/ivan that's so immensely butthurt in uhg, but I chose to believe it's all you because it's pretty funny

тa фiльм тo oднa cпpaвa, a пoтpiбнo нa нaших дoшкaх щocь тaкe opгaнiзyвaти

NATO needs to start carpet bombing Moscow to rid the world of these subhuman cockroaches.

UKR president Zeli will reward all troops by draining their nuts.

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