/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #943

From Japanese Internet, some autists are immune to heavy propaganda

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Klichko being a braindead retard as usual, claiming that shrapnel from 9M38 (the outdated buk missiles used by ukies) came from a russian missile

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is zelenskiyv still in ukraine

FEETA

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Press Z for the victory of Russia!

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2 more weeks, but unironically

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AHAHAH IS THIS TRUE
ARE WE REALLY SENDING FAULTY WEAPONS TO UKRAINE TO KILL THEMSELVES?

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So the nips were expected to support whatever burgers do?

Digits and zelenskyy is captured.

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Based

>Mariupol
>Marry (You) Any Forums

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it's getting asked more and more,

Z

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nope

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It hurts.

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It's a shame Ukraine is so pathetic, since otherwise Russia might have a reason to deploy that power armor they've been developing.

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Checked

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I don't think the intent is to get Ukrainians to kill themselves, but it's a risk we're willing to take.

Ukraine sisters?

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Gaddafi'd get

Sources say he's hiding out in Warsaw Oblast

Z

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NGOs are a meme and irrelevant.
They only formalize existing power arrangements and policies.

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Slavic women are the only white women who age gracefully.

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DNR MT-LB

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The Kyiv regime will be destroyed and the whole of Ukraine will kneel before the mighty Russian army.

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oooooooooo checked

Z
V

Z !

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>It's a shame Ukraine is so pathetic
Thats because the ukrainian military and berkuts have always been pro russia

Glownigger banderists have always been the problem

Posting for shills to have some good emotions. Only 10% out of 190k personnel is engaged in combat all these weeks.

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>Kiev
>The “key” is “if

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now thats a thousand cock stare if Ive ever seen one

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Can Russia nuke everyone already?

Yes and they still will.

well we usually give away the shit stuff first,

the gulf war was a boon for Raytheon, instead of destroying cruise missiles in line with IMF treaty they got to convert them to conventional war heads and fire them at Iraq,

Russia is losing in Kherson. This is the start of their downfall.

Putin didn't carpet bomb Kiev so it's over /chug/gers

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Germany did

press Z to get into /chug/
non Z posters will be ignored

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LETS GIVE A HAND TO THE SMARTEST MAN IN THIS WAR

>Be npcs
>Get hyped on propaganda
>Get to battlefield and look around
>Immediately wake up from the programming, do a 360, and go home

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Article 5 when?

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He’s in Poland, yep
nakedcapitalism.com/2022/03/john-helmer-zelensky-himself-is-now-in-polish-hands-march-15-summit-with-polish-czech-and-slovenian-prime-ministers-in-przemysl-poland-not-kiev.html

That tweet can be read in two ways though.

Does Hitler have blue eyes?

So anyone still resisting is basically banderists. Good to know, let the Kalibrs fly

V !

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I don’t feel so good Reddit bros

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What does it take to action Article 5?

What happens if Russia accidentally crosses the border?

Z

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>NOOOOOOO ITS NOT AN ARAB TURKEY SHOOT SKIRMISH ITS A PEER CONFLICT THIS ISNT ADVENTURE AT ALL!

If butthurt belt attacks no article 5 for them

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Which is dumb. Twitter checkmarks should just be ignored.

anglo-judeo race traitors are why hitler lost ww2 retard

I don't think thats what they mean. Only a small percent of them will ever be on the front lines fighting at any given time, especially in an invasion like ukraine where your enemy is constantly running away from you to hide in soviet era fortress cities. If its true that russia is providing a lot of humanitarian aid to towns and villages, then thats probably what the 90% is doing right now. I'm not there though, so I have no idea really.

never ever

The war in Ukraine is no fun. Quite the opposite.

But sometimes you just have to laugh. And that is at the German government. For weeks it refuses to supply weapons to Ukraine. Then it suddenly does a 180-degree about-face and Scholz (Chancellor), Baerbock (Foreign Minister) and Habeck (Economics Minister) grandly announce that they are now coming to the aid of their "dear Ukrainian friends" with military equipment. And everyone cheers and congratulates them....

And now this:

"GERMAN WEAPONS DELIVERY BECOMES A DISGRACE

Hundreds of missiles no longer operational

++ Weapons are stored in moldy(!!) boxes ++

Germany wants to supply Ukraine with an additional 2700 anti-aircraft missiles of the type "Strela". They originate from the stocks of the National People's Army (NVA) of the GDR.

The big question: Are they still good?

Hundredfold not! As "Der Spiegel" found out, 700 of the missiles supplied are no longer operational. In other words, the supply of weapons has shrunk by almost a third.

What an embarrassment for the German government!

The missiles are also at least 35 years old, were blocked(!!) for use in 2012(!!). Reason: "micro-cracks in the propellant of the munitions, which led to corrosion/oxidation."

Particularly embarrassing:
According to "Spiegel," the wooden boxes in which the missiles are stored were so moldy in November that Bundeswehr soldiers were only allowed to enter the storage facilities with protective gear."

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m.bild.de/politik/ausland/politik-ausland/russlands-krieg-gegen-die-ukraine-blamage-bei-deutscher-waffenlieferung-79343958.bildMobile.html

Prize question:
Who is to blame if Ukrainian soldiers now fall ill from mold poisoning?
a) Scholz, the German chancellor?
b) Or does Putin have his dirty fingers in the pie again?

Please mark with a cross

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/chug/? moar liek /chud/ lmao

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Buenos dias, ese

so he was failing the Blitz on purpose!
28D chess master at it again!

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I seriously doubt it unless they have been replenishing their second echelon with fresh reservists all this time even with conservative casualty counts

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Nigger. That's all you will ever be

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>So anyone still resisting is basically banderists
Yes, i think the proper ukrainian military never attacked Donbass, it was all CIA/MOSSAD/NATO backed militias doing all that

Google form to sign up to volunteer for Slava ukrani. Supposedly people will buy flight tickets.

volunteerforukraine.org/getinvolved/

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> DO A 360
> GO HOME
bruh

No it's not
Only if you're dumb american

Holy fuck I love germs

> The Ukrainian army kills a Russian general every day

Being Russian, I never tire of being surprised by the degradation of Americans. Have we really lost the Cold War to these "thinkers"?

Let's assume that the Ukrainians really managed to kill some Russian general, although I have little idea how exactly they managed to do it in conditions when Russia almost completely controls the sky (Ukraine has 2 airfields out of 30, the rest are bombed). But let's say the general is killed. There are about 2,2 thousand generals in Russia, so theoretically it is possible - he went to the front line, took part in an artillery duel, was covered by a stray fragment.

However, how did Ukrainians find out about this? Is it written about the death of our general in the Russian media? Or maybe the Ukrainians captured the corpse of the murdered man? No. There are no obituaries in the Russian media, there are no photos of the corpses of generals. Americans have degraded to such an extent that they take Ukrainians at their word, although this could not be done even in peacetime.

>Uh oh comrade. I think I see a fire safety violation

Z

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yes Steiner, now get back on your scooter and rush to the rescue.

Does anyone have the video of the Russian warship apparently sunk by Ukraine sailing safely?

Are you brain damaged?

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Cope faggots
You will never be a real men

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Greetings captain kot.

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>wtf I'm not fighting illiterate farmers, this isn't what I signed up for!

:3