Don't get results from dating apps

>don't get results from dating apps
>don't have any friends
How am I supposed to get laid? Cold approach? It drove Tom Torero to suicide. If you're not a normie NPC Dan Cilley is what happens when you try to do cold approach, he is now a "convicted sex offender" because a girl he talked to happened to be underage and in several videos people come up to him, threaten him, tell him everyone hates him, he's not welcome in town etc.
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If you don't have a core set of friends that lasted you since childhood, you're basically a goner. Don't even bother unless you want to hit up paco the janitor at your job to act as your wingman

sad but true

Hobbies my nigga.
Pick ANY outdoor social hobby.

I do but they all have girlfriends and we never liked going to bars. I dont think they ever got laid from bars.

Just show up at closing time at a bar and take home some drunk homely woman if all you want is to get laid, or get an escort if you want a better looking lay but if you are looking for an emotional connection these ways will make you feel like you might as well have jerked off instead

Did ole dang bring that thang round back here i tell ya whut

>convicted sex offender" because a girl he talked to happened to be underage
Sounds like it wasn't just a friendly chat.. Creep.
Bet you're one of those nigger sveeds.

go to a bar, concert any event and talk to people. go anywhere you can get drunk obviously. it will make it easier to talk to people. if you really want to get laid just pretend to drink and get them drunk then rape them in an alleyway.

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Pay for it. Embrace the putapill.

Cold approach is probably going to be very hard in your 2Os especially early mid 20s. You'll be too much of a coomer and a clueless kid to act normal around them and not scare them away

Cold approach is for Chads only, modern woman are ferociously hypergamous and if you aren't prime Chad, there's a bored one willing to text her his address so that she commutes to fuck him after the bars close

Take the blackpill and accept that it's over.

buy a esky of booze, a few packs of sausages and a few loaf of bread head to the foreshore , start frying the snags and invite everyone who walks past to join you after the first few people come tell them to invite their mates. i know it sounds contrite but shielas find someone who does anything of their own back for the reason of socializing instantly more attractive.

You’ll just end up surrounded by petrol sniffing abos, mate.

like the old appalachian folk song says.
"When you go to catch a fish
Fish with a hook and line
When you go to court a girl
Take a bottle of wine"

if the wine does not work try rohypnol.

>outdoor
>social
>implying Any Forumscels are capable of either of these independently let alone together

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abos are 3 % of Australia and most of them are whiter than you id assume, the only real abos live on reserves and palmeston...

Muslim girls in Sweden are notoriously easy if you're a native.

However I would say start cold approaching now if you are in your 20s and that's what you want to do. You need to learn from mistakes . It's probably the most difficult form of socialising. It is an equaliser though because nobody except the wealthy or famous have any real advantage .
You'll twist in the wind for a while and then you'll get a slightly below average girl to date or take home

That only works if you stay in the same town your whole life and are interested in local women, which automatically excludes all other categories of women. I guess if you live in NYC with your old buddies the variety of women are better, but if hometown is "CousinFucker Holler" the only women your pals will hook you up with are toothless hills have eyes rejects.

Some of us live in such rural desolation.

Almost nobody has a core set.of friends who have lasted since childhood

First make friends. Then afterwards girls will show up. I started going to a Pentecostal church and then I ended up banging someone from the church. It was weird but I got laid.

i'd say most do but they are separated by distance, The best part heading back to my tiny tropical home town is how its trapped in time , most of the school mates are doing what their dads were doing when we were kids and its as if youd never left after the half hour catchup on whats been going on during your absence.

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based as fuck

I know, right? Reminds me of the movie "Stand by Me" where the grown protag is reminiscing about childhood friends and remarks how you can never have friends like that again. You grow apart generally.

It was rather haunting to look up a friend from when I was 10 years later only to find just a news headline that he had died in a coma after a car wreck and never made it out of the 20th century, never graduating high school his tearful dad getting his diploma. I really wanted to look him up.