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▶Latest >Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile >Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov >Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye >Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov >Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region >Putin speech: files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4 >Putin calls out oligarchy, traitors and 5th column (files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4) >Ukrainian forces reportedly retreating to Slavyansk-Kramatorsk >Russian army shelling reported in Kiev, Mariupol, Sumy, Chernihov, Kharkov >Russian missile strike targeted TV tower in Vinnitsa, broadcast stopped >Russian warships shelled the sea coast in the area of Lebedevka, Sanzheyka, Zatoka and Belenky >Azov HQ / Mariupol Drama Theater destroyed, 1000+ allegedly there >US sending $800 million in Ukraine security aid, including armed UAS drones. >Mariupol forces beg Kiev for reinforcements >Russia captures Kakhovka hydroelectric power station >Kiev Automation Plant industrial complex hit by several cruise missiles >Russia shells Odessa, Kharkov, Chernihov, Nikopol. Fighting continues in Mariupol and Kiev >Zelensky dismisses commander of Joint Forces Operation, appoints Gen. Moskaliov >Kherson Oblast fully occupied by Russia
Reddit legion >Reddit legion sent to the front without equipment files.catbox.moe/023qht.mp4 (New) >Reddit Legion held against their will, forced into penal battalions - Victory or Valhalla files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4
Lets break this down >Amerimutt badass operators in ukraine think itll be just like fighting defenceless asian kids or goat herders in the desert >hear one shell impact >panic and exit their fagmobile (An Uber/Sharktaxi) >camguy is shaking and so panicked he cant even grab all his gear >fellow mutts panic and decide to occupy some randos house >cant even kick the plywood door down >runs around, still panicking >goes back to door, apparently it was unlocked the whole time >hands visibly shaking, tries to rack his rifle for some reason >mutts get inside >they all look at eachother and say what was that >*Record scratch*
Every mutt in this video later died, and the footage was recovered from his corpse.
the difference between /uhg/ and /chug/ that uhg is very toxic and normal people dont wanna sit there, also a lot of fakes from hohols there and reminder THEY ARE WINNING
How long before false flag that gets NATO involved?
>inb4 two weeks
Joseph Garcia
you are a huge faggot who doesn't look good. maybe nigger
Samuel Anderson
14 days
Robert Price
Mariupol is probably close to being done, I'm sure quite a few "civilian contractors" are trapped there and are the process of being killed by Chechens, if not dead already.
if somehow Russia took over a country the size of France with 150,000 troops and full western support, it would be the greatest military victory in modern history
more likely after Mariupol falls in 2-4 weeks, Putin will desperately sue for peace.
Nathan Morales
the day mariupol is liberated, not before, not after
that shit is only good if you know Japanese culture and deities plus lots of the jokes are based on the Japanese language its mostly people talking in a room desu
50k would be half of their entire main invasion force. You're on meth if you believe that, it would be a total route with no battalions left willing to fight and in full retreat back to russia.
Owen White
They’re laying the groundwork for it, the niggers. It could happen anytime desu, from the next week to the next month.
Joshua Walker
this, napoleonic-tier victory for russia if they succeed
Kek they actually died? Do we know what/who got the kill? I ask who because I don’t put it past the ukies to shoot them, since they just fire at everything that moves
>drawfags are retarded shocked, I tell you >vidya gaymes faggot. back to Any Forumseddit
Brayden Edwards
After the Chechen men are dead how many Chechen wife's will suck my dick for my food rations when they cant afford to buy food.... maybe I'll take there daughters for a few MRE's.
>Do we know what/who got the kill? look at these retards, they all do the same mistake all people do even in videogames. they crowd together so it probably took only 1 mortar round to fuck them up.
Kim's Intel drops: files.catbox.moe/oso4yk.jpg The DPRK has received credible information that this laboratory will be responsible for a false flag attack in Europe. They have internally discussed releasing pathogen to put blame on Russia if they continue special military operation of ukraine.
>poortugal still dick riding a LARPer fucking sad I come back after 1 day and it's still the same shit in this shitty ass general
Jaxson Moore
At least make an effort to appear to be the flag you choose to shill under.
Camden Hill
Mein Fuhrer... Swinerenko... he's delayed. He recruited new bunch of redditwaffen, but the battle dilators... Are lost. We can't lose more men. Shipment trapped in Moldova. We already lost 4 special shill squads to the town rapist. He's immune to dowvotes. Attack won't happen...
its not shit if you like those things and dont mind little action
Ian Lopez
>Russian causalities: Over 6 millions dead, 1 billion heavily wounded All women are raped, all children are sold to work in china All tanks and other vehicles were destroyed by Capitain America >Ukrainian losses: picril
>Defence Minister Anita Anand says Canada has exhausted its military inventory in terms of the lethal aid it can pull from it to supply Ukraine: "We need to make sure we do retain capacity here for the Canadian Armed Forces should the need arise."" It was a bit cherrypicked, but still Canada can't help much right now. twitter.com/PnPCBC/status/1504206283183898628
Let us all get comfy while awaiting further happenings
John White
>The United States is disappointed with Syrian President Bashar al-Assad's visit to the United Arab Emirates (UAE) as part of his first trip to an Arab state since 2011. This was stated by Pentagon spokesman Ned Price, reports Reuters .
>“We are deeply disappointed and concerned about this apparent attempt to legitimize Bashar al-Assad,” he said.
>On March 18, Assad arrived in the UAE and met with Crown Prince Mohammed bin Zayed Al Nahyan, who, in turn, indicated that Syria is considered "a pillar of Arab security, so the UAE's position is firm in supporting the country's territorial integrity and stability," SANA reported .
>According to the agency, Sheikh Zayed also confirmed the need to withdraw all foreign forces from Syrian territory that are there illegally.
Yeah, that would make sense. Shame that I kinda wanted to see them get machine gunned down or something like that, guns kills are more kino than explosives.
Blake Young
They did a covid false flag and the whole world ate it up. Why can't they drop some nerve gas?
Take a good long look at this post my fellow /chuggers/ This is the face of heresay. This is what an uhgie looks like trying to fit in somehow. They know that it is our oc and cordial demeanor which makes us more active than their inorganic and soulless general of glowies and shills.
Best to just ignore: BWZmispx They clearly want this thread to achieve /uhg/ level of sadness. A real statesman embraces titties when they are presented to him. A false statesman, a woman, a traitor to the people is repulsed by titties and tries to escape. We all know who the real leader of the free world is.
if even the CAF doesn't want to go the extra mile support the us's adventures the empire is truly falling apart
Jose Reed
They’ve tried at least 3 but it’s not sticking due to sheer Ukrainian incompetence
Evan Ross
Its an old night vision scope, the soviet version of the american starlight. The kit in the picture represents Soviet infantry from the late 80s, not modern russian kit.
Kayden Harris
Bet you respond to tripfags too, fucking retard. >they make propaganda No they don't.
Maybe it's become most Ukrainian-Canadians are hill-billies in Alberta and such other states.
Brody Rivera
>opposes the dogmatic narrative supported by the mainstream >is the bot without self-opinion
The absolute state of the people from /r/uhg/
Carson Murphy
So what's the cope gonna be when "Vladolf Putler" wins? Surely the shills wont just memory hole it after a month of whining about how the avengers killed 6 billion Russian soldiers
they should just confiscate everything and tell the stock holders to fuck off.
Isaac Ward
Whatever the outcome, they will twist it as huge win for Ukraine and memory holy all other uncomfortable truths, like fakes, using civvies as meat shields, bio labs, tissue samples harvesting et cetera.
Jace Walker
they started ww1, ww2, vietnam, iraq, and countless other deadly wars false flags. when I bring this fact up to the real niggas and really corner them on it they just say that they learned it from the Reichstag fire. The US Federal Government is the Great Satan and is irredeemable. God have mercy on us, please.
It’s reaaallly hard to get into it. Are you a veteran animefag? Otherwise, you’ll probably be scratching your head and super weirded out. That said, yes, it’s pretty good. Nisemonogatari is one of my all time favs, even.
>US tries to dethrone a dude for years >kills his people >slanders him >false flag after false flag >w-we are like totally disappointed in you really nigger?
>post the opposite joo pose How about we have a discourse instead of >le meme? Why are you for Ukraine as oppose to Russia? Better yet why do you even care which side wins?
What a wild year this is turning out to be. I'm cheering on Chechens and Russians, I'm impressed by India and have switched to their news, my government pissed away all of its legitimacy and our entire military stockpile, American hegemony is collapsing and I'm rooting for Arabs. It isn't even April yet.
They’re going to die on the hill that “It wasn’t worth it for Russia”, how it was a “fiasco” and how Russia is now the “laughing stock of the world”, and that Russia is about to collapse in >two more weeks
Joseph Sullivan
My guess is it's the assassination attempt, but I may be wrong.
Dude I hope this is real, it's unbelievable that Syria could withstand ending up like Libya which was something glowies worked so hard for, to see Assad getting such a win would be so good
Justin Foster
I think they just don't like Americans in general and they're weak at the moment with a weak leader.
Connor Gonzalez
I'm asking that myself. My first thought would be that they might hate ISIS, might hate the US stealing Oil in principle or that they hate the turks.
Maybe it is about setting aside brother wars?
Christian Miller
Thats the point of all this shilling. They're prepping the public like a pressure cooker bomb of outrage so everyone unanimously supports WW3 when it turns out that not only was russia winning the entire time, but so spectacularly that their initial invasion force is still all they would need to attack and topple neighboring nato countries.
Just fucking watch how fast that script is going to flip from 'retard russions can't even take ukraine to 'RUSSIAN INVASION OF POLAND IMMINENT.' Screencap this.
Nolan Smith
seems like ass bandit switched sides
Jack Cox
Vaxxies are so caught up in the Avengers movie distaction cope in the Ukraine they bought into I unironically believe they'll start killing themselves this weekend as the truth hits them that everything they've been told for the last three years and especially the last three weeks is a lie
we are at a strategic stalemate. Russia can fire missiles and have some good propaganda videos, but these Soviet cities are extremely defensible and fortified, the worst-case scenario for an invading force (by design).
Russia will have to do a creeping invasion and bombard every major city followed by urban warfare, Mariupol over and over again... This will take years if it can somehow be sustained.
I'm afraid Russia can't win this war, unless Putin mans up and uses his nukes.
True, we need those in addition to more Malka-chan
Isaiah Wilson
all kinds of places are talking about how the petrodollar is dead and gone
here, have a credit suisse writer saying what everyone's thinking: files.catbox.moe/l435ok.pdf i'd link it directly on their site but the fucking spam filter is having fits
There is at least 1 ukranian schizo who built a good bunker somewhere remote with water, food, a small hydro generator from a nearby creek, who is chilling like fuck
Russian guy is here. (I'm just drunk and I translated an official war video, lol) fuck your captcha, btw
Wyatt Powell
>and topple neighboring nato countries. Bro, at best they can take the Baltic states by cutting them off between Belarus and Kaliningard, but Poland and Romania are another story entirely.
Leo Richardson
looks like an authentic swede to me
Brayden Ortiz
We are witnessing the end of the globalhomo as we speak, what a great time to be alive.
Sup guys, haven’t been on internet for the last few weeks. What’s going on? Russia actually full on invade Ukraine or what? Same as Crimea? Pretty crazy happening
Fuck off ruskie, who cares who gets to 1000> first. Your country was shit before this war but it's not like Ukraine was any better. You're literally just the retards we're betting on this time and that's it, nothing else. Not like we actually respect you or anything.
you are right but that is just a picture I saved to preserve the history
Ryan Moore
>hiding in a bunker
OH NO NO NO
The raiders are coming out to play. It’s time to liberate some stashes
Preppers are >cucks >larpers >have money and lots of supplies
So we will discuss ways to smoke out preppers.
>The prepper is a scared rat in hiding, hoarding trash and desperately clinging to every minute of their miserable life, as if it ever had meaning.
>finding a compound The red flags will be fairly obvious. Look for houses with plywood on the windows or "looters will be shot!" signs.
>destroying a compound The prepper's compound is a stationary target. Use this to your advantage. DIY ballistas and catapults can lob fire, explosives and diseases from great range.
>tear gas Another method to remove the prepper without contaminating canned goods and other supplies is tear gas. It is very easy and inexpensive to produce. You can easily sap the prepper's supply of gas mask filters dry with very little effort. The prepper will have no choice but to vacate or choke to death.
IDENTIFYING A PREPPER >precious metals Probably one of the biggest red flags in identifying a prepper. Keep an eye out for what people are bartering at local markets. If you see someone trying to barter gold or silver, follow them. They are most likely a prepper.
Ukraine doesn't have the resolve to turn every single city into Mariupol or Kharkov, the only reason those cities are holding out is because they're filled with the most veteran and ideologically zealous troops Ukraine has. Doesn't matter how many javelins or bayraktars they get, doesn't matter how much zelensky larps as Churchill.
William Evans
The art is getting worse with every iteration.
Gavin Rodriguez
it was about whores and the social necessity of keeping them low status and the consequences of not doing so
>the russians seem to be in good cheer, so we can conclude that losses aren't even close to that Ukrainians are oozing desperation. The Redditor Foreign Meat Shield is basically shitting their pants and are attempting to escape through humanitarian channels.
Logan Sullivan
that whole barracks was from one single cruise missile? geez o petes
