The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth...

>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth. Humanity has randomly chosen people to enter an underground nuclear shelter with enough food and provisions for the next 50 years until the Earth is habitable again, luckily you were picked.
>You are allowed to bring 1 (one) political ideology with you.

Choose wisely.

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>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth
>150 million miles away
you should probably take a science class

>The Sun has fallen out of orbit

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>luckily you were picked.

No thanks, I'll take the sweet release of death.

>the sun is going to crash into the earth
>better take shelter in a bunker
Jesus what is wrong with bong education

You fucked up harder than a negro in a calculus class, lad.
Go learn some astronomy then return when you have gained a clue.

Idiot

>You are allowed to bring 1 (one) political ideology with you.
Islamic LGBT facism

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>Sun
>orbit
LMAO

Women are inferior and should not be given more than basic rights under any circumstances.

>bong education
Nothing.
Some of us are as perplexed as you as to why this units is so defective. It must be a negro or a pakistani.

NEETism. Since I'm going to be a basement dweller until I die.

>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth

Whoa, easy there Copernicus

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A concealable gun

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Sun..
Orbit...
Falling...
I get you're trying to be poetic but you sound like a complete mong. O.P stop being a faggot and get your shit right.

The jews really did a number on you faggots

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And miss out on sweet release?

soijack bunker?

heliocentricity is a lie perpetuated by globohomo. we live in a geocentric universe.

What's a political ideology

>sun is falling
>get in the bunker
Yeah. No

>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth
>>You are allowed to bring 1 (one) political ideology with you.

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>a thread died for this
Nice bait nonetheless

What's the pic mean

Wtf is this shit? Is someone really this retarded?

Wtf. Dumbass nigger

Earth is flat, sun is like 3200 miles away and 33 miles in diameter, traveling at 1000mph. It wouldnt destroy the earth but would cause some serious damage amd make the surface uninhabitable for some time, probably burn a hole deep enough that Hell would be opened up. OPs story is plausible.

Niggers, need some entertainment afterall

Well firstly I'd hide on the Sun, because hiding in a bunker on Earth is seriously fucking stupid in this case.
My religion would be lesbian porn.

>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
you are dumber that a bag of hammers

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Oooooh say can you seeee

Meritocracy

this premise is fucking retard on so many different levels.

>for the next 50 years until the Earth is habitable again
is that when the next sun gets installed?

Esoteric Kekism

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>uninhabitable
>for some time
Eventually everyone will fucking die because no solar light remaining for plants to grow, why would anyone seek to survive when there's no point in the end?

The sun doesn't orbit the Earth you clown, it's the other way around. Read a book already. Anyway, the political ideology i would take into your shelter would be White Nationalism.

Bait from both sides. These space memes are no longer amusing.

I'll bring Sexism

Fucking british your teeth are so fucking fucked that they started to grow up to your brain causing your damn monkey nigger IQ

>fallen out of orbit

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The absolute state of the UK. Jesus Christ open a book.

>Entire thread is Newfane
Dead board

A Sun made of fire collides with a Sun made of ice. What happens?

Congratulations. You are the most retarded nigger on Any Forums today.