Happening: Ukrainian pilot hijacked a NATO plane

Plane is on its way to Russia

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Lol

So some UKE Bolshevik casually walks up to a NATO plane and accidentally finds the "keys" inside, fires it up and flys off to UKE? FUCKINA

I bet that F-35 did crash on a mountain or drown in ocean. Those were too overhyped

most jets don't actually have keys so if there's gas in it and the engines aren't too cold you can just go if you know the flow sequence

Attack moscow so russia can nuke every member of nato simultaneously

>most jets don't actually have keys
REALLY
NO SHIT
WOW

WTF an osprey just flew by my house

Probably another one of America's black female pilots crashing again

Holy shit! Ghost of Kiev just flew over my house in F35

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Lmao this can't be real

ARGH--hence the word "keys" in scare quotes. It was meant to be sarcastic--like anyone can just casually saunter over to a military plane and fly off with it.
Come the fuck on. This story is a bullshit.

JUST LIKE IN MY VIDEO GAMES AM I RIGHT?

I apologize once again for burger "education."

ghost of kyjiev?

where is the largest crowd gathering in russia ?

asking for a friend

mv-22.

Has to be someone on the FBI watch list.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

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Who cares kremlin would be hilarious. They could find some Saudi Arabian passports in the rubble a week later.

most of the older trucks and small apcs don't either if they're meant to be in use. can't peel off if you can't find the keys.

>most jets don't actually have keys
thanks for the heads up doc

WTF AN OSPREY DIDN'T FLY OVER MY HOUSE

IT'S THE GHOST OF BODO HE IS BEST FRIENDS WITH THE GHOST OF KIEV AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!

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They have found it.

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Tbilisi

Ospreys are native species to northern Norway. Relax.

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Probably crashed due to snowstorm.

They found the wreck by the way. The last captured radio message was "they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother". Whatever that means.

quick, paint a Z on it and say it was shot down by Ukraine

KEK

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