/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #902

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>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Marioupol civs escaping azov with subs
>Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region
>Putin speech files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4
>Putin calls out oligarchy, traitors and 5th column files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4
>Ukrainian forces reportedly retreating to Slavyansk-Kramatorsk
>Russian army shelling reported in Kiev, Mariupol, Sumy, Chernihov, Kharkov
>Russian missile strike targeted TV tower in Vinnitsa, broadcast stopped
>Russian warships shelled the sea coast in the area of Lebedevka, Sanzheyka, Zatoka and Belenky
>Azov HQ / Mariupol Drama Theater destroyed, 1000+ allegedly there
>US sending $800 million in Ukraine security aid, including armed UAS drones
>Mariupol forces beg Kiev for reinforcements
>Russia captures Kakhovka hydroelectric power station
>Kiev Automation Plant industrial complex hit by several cruise missiles
>Russia shells Odessa, Kharkov, Chernigov, Nikopol. Fighting continues in Mariupol and Kiev
>Zelensky dismisses commander of Joint Forces Operation, appoints Gen. Moskaliov
>Kherson Oblast fully occupied by Russia
>Joe Biden, Hunter Biden, Hillary Clinton sanctioned by Russia
>Ukrainian Tochka missile lands in Donetsk City 20 reported dead, many injured
>Yavorovsky had 1,000 foreigners, foreign instructors and weapons
>Russian MoD: Yavorovsky military base hit with 30 cruise missiles
>Up to 180 foreign mercenaries were KIA

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security.snyk.io/vuln/SNYK-JS-NODEIPC-2426370
nvd.nist.gov/vuln/detail/CVE-2022-23812
gist.github.com/MidSpike/f7ae3457420af78a54b38a31cc0c809c
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>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
streamable.com/9a91a4

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
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>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
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>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded, his weapon hit
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>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
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>Mariupol refugee talking about how Azov treated them (translated)
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>Russian Military rounding up Nationalists
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>Abandoned glow in the dark base captured intact
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>Reddit Legion held against their will, forced into penal battalions - Victory or Valhalla
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>Russia has now employed Tornado-G MR launchers - Kharkov
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>DPR shows fortified ukie positions
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>Ukrainian mine in Odessa explodes on its own
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>user identifies as УПAБ-1500B
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>Russian helicopters stuff the mouth of God near Popasnaya (LPR)
files.catbox.moe/2ta0gl.mp4
>Edited video report about the attack
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>ALI AKBAR! ALI BABA! - NOT! Chechen combat footage
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>Artillery destroyed by Russian Drones
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>Frog posters BTFO - SU-25 shootdown
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>DNR combat footage.
files.catbox.moe/8mkt2t.mp4
>Russian Spetsnaz in Kherson
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Kino
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Mariupol Azov free when?
I want to soak in the butthurt.

Russia is creeping up on Ukraine like a black man creeping up on a woman and he's about to give her some BBC.

DonMak

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Good morning kots.
When will Azov dogs be executed and filmed with their own drones?

Z

Putin should use tactical nukes to clear unban areas before moving in

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holy fuck
how did russia get this based?

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Who here /drinking/?
For me, it's Gin and Tonic.

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trip to kiev when?

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bros... I haven't eaten in a McDonalds in years but now I'm really craving a дoнмaк

Z

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the city is being cleaned up now
the hostages were released, so the "defenders" might actually come out of this alive

>Mongolia
They like their horses a little too much, huh

famous kot

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Slovenia supports our Russian brothers!

Russia should utilize the volcanos of Kamchatka for geothermal power.

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HE is fighting so SHE could be free.

Are afraid to MAN UP, coward?

I'm always such a faggot for animals. I want that kot.

I RECEIVED NO RETORT ON MY FLAWLESS ARGUMENTATION. THAT BUHANKA PIC HAS SHIT PERSPECTIVE AND NEEDS TO BE ELIMINATED

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>drinking alch*hol

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>the pic I’ve been shilling here is an oppic
OHHHHH BOY THE BEST DAY IS TODAY

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cute wani
why this gup hater posting guppies tho

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Hi chugs!!!

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>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Marioupol civs escaping azov with subs
Got sauce fren?

idea: pill are glued in place

no the spoon is just huge and you are looking from the floor after buhanka breaks your bones for that retarded argument

/uhg/ is saying that Russian warships are visible off the coast of Odessa. Does anyone have any photos?

>that post
>those numbers
cute kagami

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Zelensky’s wife willing to accept posthumous Nobel Peace Prize.

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don't forget that THEY are WINNING this war, despite constantly squealing like pigs for more western support!

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Phone posting atm - but found a frog crying after his merc base got bombed - ukes took the guns and ditched them lol
Only have YouTube link, enjoy youtu.be/P_lDkAaCAZM [Open]

What are the chances putin nukes kiev if this keeps stalling?

pro-globohomo burger programmer gets a nice own-goal when he decides to put malware in his widely used project

>Articles
theregister.com/2022/03/18/protestware_javascript_node_ipc/
bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/big-sabotage-famous-npm-package-deletes-files-to-protest-ukraine-war/
>CVEs
security.snyk.io/vuln/SNYK-JS-NODEIPC-2426370
nvd.nist.gov/vuln/detail/CVE-2022-23812
>Repro/Breakdown
gist.github.com/MidSpike/f7ae3457420af78a54b38a31cc0c809c
>Twitter
twitter.com/electricCowboyR

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Зaпyтинцы нa зapплaтe. Ceгoдня выдaют пpeмию, к 16:00 пoдoйдитe к 208 кaбинeт.

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What’s the story here?

I NEED MORE TOPOLOLIS

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personally I don’t care for it because the panty shot feels a too lewd for a drawing of my daughter bukhanka

All the experts are confirming - Ukrainian victory is imminent! Perhaps in as little as a few weeks.

I am most amazed and impressed with the knowledge that half of Russia's combat ready battle-groups have already been destroyed. Their situation is even worse than I believed.

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feel ya

/chug/ is cute and funny

is the war's premise justiable? I'm getting the feeling that putin is kind of being opportunistic right now and just shooting himself at the foot. His 2000s version of himself wouldn't even done this shit and might decide on trying to subvert ukraine instead like the based spy he was.

>>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Marioupol civs escaping azov with subs
first link
streamable.com/9a91a4

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Size does not matter if angles are involved, busshist indian
only semilogical explanation

the pills are about to fall chud

I do not understand how this data got deleted and why they are angry at leddit.

are Topololis futas too? You know, the big missile

kek

I can't like it anymore after reading the horseshit that was ribbon warrior. Im sorry user.

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This would be because most of the world ain't using pornhub to find mlp porn

Very comfy

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It's fucking over for me
We lost this war
We lost to DonMak and Soviet Cola. I literally can't imagine my life with it.
My father lost his job. His company sold Ukrainian tanks and armored vehicles they bought in Chernigov, Kharkov and Sumy. Now they can't do it, lead paint for the Z has become very expensive and you can't fake them as Russian anymore.
I lost my job. My work is 99% connected with SBU cloud-services that were bombed out of existence.
Food becomes unbearably expensive. Kiev is the most expensive city in Russia.
I can no longer donate to Belarus opposition. Ukrainian Visa and Mastercard cards do not work inside of Russia. I can't buy anything against Lukashenko.
Now I can't buy an Azog soldier figurine and I can't buy Zelensky comedy Blu-ray discs.
I can't send my donations to the CIA so they can start making a false flag in Kazakhstan
I will never be able to go to America and have sex with a beautiful mystery race girl
I will never be able to buy a new computer. Computer components now cost infinitely times more (for example, before the start of the war, a hard drive was denominated in our currency, now it is sold in roubles)
I will never be able to celebrate a new coup d'etat in South America or the Middle East.
My life is destroyed.

-15% oт тeppитopии Укpaины

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user it's time for your meds open wide.

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>Perhaps in as little as a few weeks.
Two?

Этo нa кaкoм этaжe?

The pils are wet and sticky, because spoon was wet (buhanka chan might’ve used it to stir some sugar in her instant coffee)

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That's some weird looking borscht

>despite constantly squealing like pigs
Let’s be fair here, they would still be speaking ukrainian even if they were winning

They're slavic, dumb fuck.

Two weeks until Schweiner takes Moscow, comrade

No, that's the "Your mom's dildo arrived" situation

Dude, you better take her up on her offer.

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who is this lady?

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They don't need to annex, but they should militarily support them after the war to keep them safe.
But putin being a retard It might not happen.

I'm drinking coffee with ratluk, but later I'll probably go for some beer or rakija.

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>ribbon warrior
>reading that
staying anime only was the best decision I made regarding GuP

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No indication of movement.

Shit, we Chadtalians learn contrapposto in the 1200s

It does otherwise those pills would just fall from that spoon

kek...reduced to being a literal Baghdad Bob...the absolute state of Liberal Democracy (tm) / Rules Based World Order (tm)

equal rights, equal responsibilities

it's github, not leddit lol

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steiner counter attack soon

No idea I got that from Any Forums years ago

I can't stop wanking to Darjeeling porn.

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BTFO this time Misha, I came prepared

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did some VDV really get dropped in the sea or was that just bullshit too?

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A Russian, a Ukrainian and a homosexual are captured by a tribe of Cannibals on an island. The cannibal chief says to his prisoners "I will let you go if you can pass any one of these 3 tests: 1. You give me $1000 USD. 2. You eat this 5lb bag of salt within 1 day. 3. The whole tribe of a couple dozen guys fucks you in the ass. It's your choice." The Russian thinks for a minute and gives them a thousand bucks and gets sent home on a speed boat. It's no question for the homo - he lets the guys pound him in the ass and gets sent home with a new boyfriend. The Ukrainian looks the chief dead in the eyes and says "I'm no faggot. Give me the salt." The ukie starts chowing down on the salt and starts getting really sick, his eyes are watering he's throwing up he's got blisters forming all around his mouth, this goes on for hours. About half way through the bag of salt he stops and says "Fuck this. I can't do it. Bring on the tribe you miserable faggots." The tribe shows up but doesn't like his disrespect and tone so they start pounding him in the ass, and they are rough with him beating him up - spitting in his mouth, throat fucking him, making him eat shit etc. He's gone through about 18 guys when he reaches into his pocket and yells out to the chief "STOP! I can't fucking do this anymore. Here's your thousand dollars - now send me home you bastard!"

And this is a perfect analogy of how Ukraine has handled the Russian Invasion and the Minsk agreement.

G-guys, where can I get that PORN burger...?

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>rakija.
My Serbian colleague gave me a shot one day before a lunch together. Either her family makes some strong stuff, or you guys drink that super-strong stuff all the time.
I'm impressed either way.
Also, based coffee poster

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>I would definitely not lunge forward to catch any tea from spilling on the floor

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So the original aryans? I mean the literal definition and not hitler's LARP

>It does
physically it doesn't
>otherwise those pills would just fall from that spoon
yeah, they should, because the drawing is terrible

this guy made me change idea on chechens

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royal...

0 to extremely low
if he wants to flatten it he can do it conventionally and would already have done so

Fresh map. Mariupol will fall by Sunday.

The estimated axis of advance in Mariupol based on shared footage. Red indicates Russian front with Blue as sectors for AZOV.

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>drinking the liquid Yid

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Applies for almost any other series. Ex: Fate manga is even worse.

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I will remove the 'with subs' in the next OP, I think it refers to "with subtitles" in the video.

When will Ukraine regain their original clay ?

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Ahhh yes. Nottingham. It is d. Over M nedjam

Those republics will vote to join Russia in a year.

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