Russel Brand and the case of an Extremely tiny penis

Proper white men are growers and not showers.

Stop looking at the guys meat anyway.

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I'm starting to think I actually have a rather large dick, even when flaccid. Maybe I need to start acting more confident.

No

based and bigdickpilled fren

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He was voted the best fuck in England several times.

It's not hate, it's ridicule.

You do user.

Let that confidence carry you.

Walk around like it's huge and you will have no cares

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>all this dicklet cope
hahahahaha

If guy has that tiny cock is he really naked. I mean he cannot provoking anyone.

sauce or fuck off

pottery fucking pottery

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I'm 6 inches but when flaccid I'm like 1 inch. Why the fuck do men of all people always make fun of flaccid penises? It's complete stupidity.

your dick is tiny fuck off

Dyke shill seething because he woke up 2 million normies on the bio labs.

Look at all the women he's slept with.
google.com/amp/s/www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/russell-brand-every-celebrity-hes-1283735.amp

Small dick guys are awesome with their fingers.

u sad cuz he got that ass

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Google it you retarded cunt he's fucked pretty much every actress you can name.

I mean what's average, 5 inches? I'm like 7 fully erect, are girls impressed with that these days? I'd imagine they are if they're having sex with dozens of men, statistically the average dick size they get would approach the population average, so maybe that's all I need.

He fucked prime Katy perry, I'm forever envious of the mad lad

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yeah having money will do that.

i knew about bio labs after supreme leader informed me faggot been around along time not a dike with 100 lays on my record just wanna fuck with russ who glows super hard simple as mate.

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I suspect this is just a ploy of yours to get at his foreskin

Proof that it's not penis size that gets the ladies, so stop whining about your junk lads.

Italian fag with nigger tier penis is upset it doesn't get as big a white penises.

Many such cases.

Go clean your foreskin Giuseppe

courtney love, katy perry and a spice girl were the only ones that I recognized
i'd be more ashamed of that list than the small cock

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And make his dick ever smaller? I'm not that cruel.

Joe Rogan said the N word.

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>le based dude
that piece of shit was a leftwing shill for his entire career.

>being ashamed of your body
That's why you'll never fuck a model.

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Why do you think they become based and redpilled?

It's crab in bucket stuff

I always thought I was average so I started hanging out with Thai lady boys and they have all said I’m long…probably because I’ll do the Spock hand with the Peter in the middle and go back and forth, rising blood to the tip, as it bashed against my belly. Also would do it with a fist. I’ve got a strong base

Turd Furguson. We meet again you old scamp.

Yeah, dude may not be the biggest, but the bitches he fucked are a testament of his competence, at the very least. His tips on how he did it are very good too, and show some level of red pill on women.

whenever he talks about the goverment and monetary policies, yes, you should listen to him. i dont listen to any of his other stuff nor do i watch it.

>never fuck a model
dude that's super easy shit, you just hire them for a private photoshoot if you have any amount of social skill

His penis is not small, the rest of his body is just extremely large by comparison.

my pp get this small when im cold tho

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the political implications are if you care about a mans dick size and think its a valid reason to ignore their political opinions you are a complete and utter faggot

trust the science

>My dick is small so what, I have a very successful podcast and I slept with some of the finest slags money had to offer. They didn't enjoy it, and I didn't either, that's just cause me dick is so small mate that I couldn't even get no pleasure from it. Right so lets talk about my tiny dick, it's so fucking small that women can't tell it from me little fingy, but learned the yoga, right.. So now I'm the best lay in the land with me little pinky right mate? you get it right? I'm based an red pilled now so we good mate we good, based and all them things. nice mate.

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Still bigger than mine.

>have huge benis
>parents mutilated me

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>all this shit just to say you jelq

So Russel has done it. He's over the target. Good for him.

A rich one not a povo e girl

>digits
It's okay user, kek has your back though

brain > dick

checked and "Cold beer on a friday night" pilled trips devil you

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Did they apologize to you?
I managed to save my nephews at least.

Thats what you get for being a uncivilized beast.
I bet the jewish doctor took great pleasure in destroying your manhood.
Its a great pleasure for all of us here that you've been snipped by a kike.
Snippy is your name.

GeNnndmf

>Mutt education

>I always thought I was average so I started hanging out with Thai lady boys

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shouldn't listen to anyone. not even me right now.

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*slurp*

HE WAS IN THE POOL

You are a faggot

Weird body small dick, what kind of science experiment is this?

Idiot

hes still banged more high quality poon then what anyone here could in 5 lifetimes

Exactly this

He poked Katie Perry in her absolute prime.

I would refer you to what I hope become the russell brand pasta which if you say it like he would i think is pretty high quality

Keked.
and cried

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You are a faggot

He still can fist those cunts in their smelly buttholes, you know?

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Post weiner

>cum dumpster for niggers
>ever being in prime

This. I'm like 6 cm flaccid but grow to 17,5. Its ridiculous.

Is he more based than me? Here's me IRL...

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bet your dicks never even touched the toilet water

why do that shills love this fake as bitch so much its hilarious

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You're a fucking weak cunt for not being able to give those sausage fingers a workout.

mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/russell-brand-every-celebrity-hes-1283735

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I never understood how guys like these that are dicklets have balls that big.

>>Metric system fag

this is terrible when it happens. but even so, on certain days (usually brisk not cold), ill get baby turtle dick
>grower

if u talk about penises u gay

why would i ever pay attention to that shit faggot you're gay and i hope u die

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