/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #889

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>Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region
>Putin speech: files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4
>Putin calls out oligarchy, traitors and 5th column (files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4
>Ukrainian forces reportedly retreating to Slavyansk-Kramatorsk
>Russian army shelling reported in Kiev, Mariupol, Sumy, Chernihov, Kharkov
>Russian missile strike targeted TV tower in Vinnitsa, broadcast stopped
>Russian warships shelled the sea coast in the area of Lebedevka, Sanzheyka, Zatoka and Belenky
>Azov HQ / Mariupol Drama Theater destroyed, 1000+ allegedly there
>US sending $800 million in Ukraine security aid, including armed UAS drones.
>Mariupol forces beg Kiev for reinforcements
>Russia captures Kakhovka hydroelectric power station
>Kiev Automation Plant industrial complex hit by several cruise missiles
>Russia shells Odessa, Kharkov, Chernigov, Nikopol. Fighting continues in Mariupol and Kiev
>Zelensky dismisses commander of Joint Forces Operation, appoints Gen. Moskaliov
>Kherson Oblast fully occupied by Russia
>Joe Biden, Hunter Biden, Hillary Clinton sanctioned by Russia
>Ukrainian Tochka missile lands in Donetsk City 20 reported dead, many injured
>Yavorovsky had 1,000 foreigners, foreign instructors and weapons
>Russian MoD: Yavorovsky military base hit with 30 cruise missiles
>Up to 180 foreign mercenaries were KIA
>American carrying expired NYT press credentials killed

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BAZED

Based aussie emergency baker!

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nigga wtf just happend to /chug/

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jannies niggered it

Very Zased! Thanks /sg/ for letting our refugees stay for a bit.

damn nice one baker; what was up with archive at 133 posts?

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I hate the antichrist.

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jannies were the shills all along

Last thread got autosaged, probably due to something in previous OP.

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we got autosaged, jannies probably didnt like something in the OP

Tits

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Based jannies, seethe Kremlinbots.

how would a westerner like me obtain donmak's?

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Jannies feared the digits

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AYYO DJ HOHOL SHMURDA IN THE BUILDING

>hohols couldn't beat some rag tag separatists in 8 years
>hohols can beat the russian army in 2 more weeks
imagine how delusional redditers are

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twitter.com/RealPepeEscobar/status/1504527463384240138
For all the people complaining about how Putin is acting like an "opticscuck", I'm very certain it will all pay off once the cancer infecting Ukraine is removed and then exterminated.

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Apparently it autosaged cause it had "check" in the thread title

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Thread Theme
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jannies are trannies

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Now that I can reply after the autosage
>Eastern Front collapsed
Holy based.
Wonderful news, thanks, fren! The gains are about to be augmented. Also kek, Marco deleting the tweet. Yes that's pretty big.

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Z

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Last thread was probably autosaged because you had check in the title, oh well
Add the missile strike in Nikolaev from earlier to the news ticker

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
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>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
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>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded, his weapon hit
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>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
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>Mariupol refugee talking about how Azov treated them (translated)
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>Russian Military rounding up Nationalists
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>Abandoned glow in the dark base captured intact
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>Reddit Legion held against their will, forced into penal battalions - Victory or Valhalla
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>Russia has now employed Tornado-G MR launchers - Kharkov
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>DPR shows fortified ukie positions
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>Ukrainian mine in Odessa explodes on its own
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>user identifies as УПAБ-1500B
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>Russian helicopters stuff the mouth of God near Popasnaya (LPR)
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>Edited video report about the attack
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>ALI AKBAR! ALI BABA! - NOT! Chechen combat footage
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>Artillery destroyed by Russian Drones
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>Frog posters BTFO - SU-25 shootdown
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>DNR combat footage.
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>Russian Spetsnaz in Kherson
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Kino
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Why cant we just be /comfy/ bros

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What's the matter Jannies having trouble

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wtf /chug archived at 120 posts.

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Just go to McDonald's you fucking larping cock sucker.

hes asleep right now so ill post it for him ....pic...related

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Western media will never allow this on air.

>kekt and checkt
how'd you find that out?

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In al seriousness

What is MoD strategy to win this war? just convert it into a frozen conflict when russia take some lands in advance and then fortify it and hold it? this is it? goergia 2.0? russia litteraly did not any significant advance since day 3 thanks to "humanitarian corridors" a.k.a. ukraine reagrouping its positions and then the "peace talks" a.k.a. ukraine planning counteroffensives

russia litterally lost the entire inicitative here

says a pro-russian and i am still sure of russia's victory at the end, but just pointing out that russia is playing stupid games in this war and lost TOO many oportunities

Did somebody speak too much truth last thread or did some jannie/mod get triggered.

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>NO YOU SHALL NOT BE COMFY

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FUCK JANNIES
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK GLOBOHOMO
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK JANNIES

I’m not so certain. There might be no correlation between reality and people’s opinion of you.

Future Bakers - please don't check digits in the OP so we don't get autosaged when the stricter mods are on Shift
i.e. New York Evening Shift Mod
Thanks :)

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jannies put Dominion to count the threads

/chug/ will never die... or at least it wont so long as this war continues.

Reminder to the zoomers that won't remember (or weren't born), that when we did our thing in Iraq, we made Shock and Y'all. A true masterpiece.
If we don't get anything similar from you Russians, I will be sad.
youtu.be/su2fZjZvb5s

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bump limit I guess

Fuck Jannies. That is all.

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willing to bet this user was correct

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I don't know but given that I couldn't even post the original phrase "[word] 'em" without getting my post spamfiltered I'd assume its all just sitewide filters from the Any Forums days

Just to let you guys know the website administrator is the same people running the other General

I thought people figured this out by now

>globohomo cuck

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Based Jannies taking out the trash.
Russia is losing and so is /chug/.

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Jannies nuked thread because 'check' was in title?

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I VILL HAVE ALL TERRAIN TREADED BUHANKA

UND

I VILL BE HAPPY

>The Ukrainian government is sending redditors to the frontlines and on dangerous patrols without weapons and supplies
>Redditors are literally being used as meat shields for the Ukrainian arm
>Ukraine is literally throwing reddit bodies at the Russian invasion problem
>Russian soldiers are killing redditors en masse every day

Is this the best timeline?

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>I-its comfy because it's McDonald's....but Russian!!!
Take Putin's cock out of your brain faggot, he's skulled fucked you half to death already.

There were no bumps last thread.

I think it might be a script that does it, unless jannies have a vendetta against /chug/

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JANNIES ARE NIGGERS

>Just go to McDonald's you fucking larping cock sucker.
If I wanted garbage I would go to the trash bin to get it fucking fatso, But now I remember you, You lost your leg innit?

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Why isn’t there voice acting in the new Pokémon games? I mean, one of the new Gym Leaders was a rockstar and he had no voice lines whatsoever. It’s getting super creepy at this point.

Ausbro, will you be baking the threads and updating the list for the moment? if so please add to the list, I do feel it's important for us to get it out there: streamable.com/9a91a4 (with subs)

>The western media is flat out lying to everyone. Azov is spread out in every Ukrainian battalion and they are using the citizens as human shields. This is after the Russian army defeated them in Mariupol and opened up humanitarian corridors allowing them to leave.

LOSE THIS
>*click*
>WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
youtube.com/watch?v=oQ_joicK8S4

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>imagine being this delusional

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>Bread Theme
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It will be a sitewide filter, just like typing cuck in all caps

kek, living the dream

Ukrainian representatives just finished meeting with Poland and Baltic states to discuss a mutual-protection agreement for the post-war period. These discussions acknowledged that eastern Ukraine was likely lost and that the new capital would be Lyiv.

reposting a germanon's post from /GPG/
>If NATO had the balls to stop him they would have done so in Ukraine today. And In 2014 with Crimea!
>Do you guys even know how much weaponry NATO send to Ukraine?
>Do you guys even remember how France and the UK ran out of fucking missiles attacking Libya? They literally ran out of them in a couple of days. And they never restocked.
>Germany send literally 25-30% of all their functioning Stingers to Ukraine.
>Russia is not advancing for one reason and one reason alone. They are draining NATO stock in a war of attrition. For the real attack thats going to happen. Mark my words.

RUSSIANS ARE RAPING THE BABUSHKAS! AAAAAAAH! SAVE ME NATOMAN!

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Wow! You think he fucked her?

Imagine iraqi children hearing this as they watch their organs spill out and wonder why their legs are over there next to the charred black shapes of their parents.

No the real reason the Jannie deleted it is because I told him the truth he will never be a woman

somebody is getting pussy only question is which one he is going for.

Hey chugs is russia winning?

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Saved many civilian as possible
But now being hostage
I wonder what MoD tactic to overcome this
Late game mean over chaos in the city because of runout food and water
Means another civ lost too
Hmmmmm interesting

You think this donmak shit isnt just McDonald's with Russian cope sprinkled on? The fuck? Stupid putinbots are malfunctioning lmao

>Is this the best timeline?
Yes, I couldn't have dreamed that they would be used as slave cannon-fodder. Best thing Ukraine ever did.

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>Ausbro, will you be baking the threads and updating the list for the moment?
I can for the next two or so threads but I'll need to go out shortly after that so I'll pass the torch off then.
I'll update my copypastes for now.

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cock on your mind a lot?

That video is sad. Fucking Azov demons.

>What is MoD strategy to win this war?
Opticscuckery.
I'm not even memeing, they actually believe in Q-tier bullshit that if they show enough khohols how heckin' wholesome Russian army is, they'll just magically get redpilled and start switching sides en masse.

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>t.

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Indeed.

City being took back?
youtube.copy448m/watch?v=RbLwK6ZKrE

Oh yeah, my comment got deleted like 3 times because of the quickly moving threads. I'll just summarize it...
1: Citizens of a nation are almost universally not to blame for the actions of their government.
2: Tons of people in the USA are getting redpilled. As one example, my boomer neighbor told me yesterday something to the effect of "6 months ago I wasn't a conspiracy theorist, but now..." and then he proceeded to tell me that he realizes the 2020 election was rigged, that the covid vaccine is poison, that 9/11 was an inside job, that the globalists are the true enemy not the Russians, that the MSM are complete and total liars, and that we should go back to a gold standard. Tons of regular people I've talked to recently have, if the conversation went to politics, said things that show they're starting to realize how corrupt the whole system is (governments, financial, etc). The globalists are losing the narrative and it's starting to really show.

a raped babushka just flew over my house

absolutely

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Ukrainian reinforcements spotted in the West. Russia better be prepared

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Both. What are they gonna do? Go home?

It's clearly in yours.

>go outside of /chug/
>get completely demoralized
You're not actually my frens
You're just here for the laugh and to help Russians to cope with the ineviatble

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i hope you nazis are happy. sick fucks!

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Of course.

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NATO wont do anything because it would be ww3

Thanks user, it's fucking despicable what they've done.

Question: if Khruschev was alive, what would he think of this? Would he have nuked Ukraine unless they returned Crimea?

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does anyone have the original pic posted by OP

It was auto-saged at 120 posts, so not an automatic thing I'm sure.

>express curiousity about a weird russian mcdonalds franchise
>NNNOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT ENJOY DONMAK U ARE PEWTIN SHILL REEEEEEEEEEE

kek that's great

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Lemme guess...you're a chink?

>Take Putin's cock out of your brain faggot, he's skulled fucked you half to death already.

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The more I watch this, the more I'm convinced this interview was editted in post. All those stupid dopey reaction shots of the interviewer looking dumbfounded, that's all post-production bullshittery. Alternate takes, etc. Why would an interview need an Office-style shakey cam? Fucked up how many people (including myself) fell for this shit.

>go outside /chug/
why the fuck would you do that you stupid retard

Yeh, now methinks better. Yer the fatso who lost its leg in Aghanistan innit? The one whom got mogged by a bunch of goaties in the desert.

Comin' fehr moar ain't ye?

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So how are Russian millennials and zoomers coping with the country becoming USSR 2.0?

I'm here to help you realize that you should kill Putin to end this nightmare.

I wasn't the one who typed it, you're the one that brought it up

I am a nigger
> (You) are here Chug

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Surely that's just how long it took to fall to page 10 though right

Ukrainian soldat shot and wounded, oof

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>send plebbit faggots to their deaths
omg I love the hohols now!

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The one I know is other general seethe can't report user that pro russian
I believe it's Italy or Ireland flag
The one who tried to report and seethe is memelaf un

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Great fucking work user

This, NATO won't risk war over East europe ever

Shut the fuck up plitposter. You need to fuck off back

I think we finally found it, yes. The best timeline.

That's not true. We're your frens.

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Like Stalin did to Georgia

I think the only way is to start a revolution on our soils here, and breakaway republic like Donbass did, and then we(who?) can make businesses such as DonMaks.

No, Russia bans GMOs even for McDonalds. Russian McDonalds is much healthier than ours.

the soviet army was a lot stronger and better organized than the russian

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Say Putin appoints you in charge of the Kiev front. What do you do? Go Grozy-mode on the city?

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They probably like it

sounds plausible, but how long until russian generals realize this will be no different to other wars and do grozny 2.0?

I mean, russians destroied chechnya two times killing civilians en masse and now chechnya is the most loyal region to russia

Stay strong Ivan, you will win

Ukrainian planes shot down, you can see the pilot eject and fall straight down lmao, hohols losing so bad

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Wow NATO are absolute dumbasses if true...

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