Portland, Oregon’s Doernbecher Children’s Hospital, the self-declared “top Children’s Hospital in Oregon,” is being criticized for providing kids with disturbing sexual material. The youth hospital’s “Gender Clinic” instructs kids how to “tuck their penis, testicles, or both out of the way” in order to make “the genital area look smoother and flatter.” Despite tucking clearly only being relevant for males, the instructional guide states, “People of all genders can tuck.”
While the bizarre material is meant to teach children how to tuck safely, the document admits doing so can result in “urinary tract infections, problems with urine flow and twisting or inflammation in the testicles.” Well, when you’re teaching kids to push their testicles into their body, the inguinal canals, problems may occur.
Under the section, “How to Tuck,” the children’s guide explains they can “use tape,” wear spandex or pantyhose, or “put your testicles inside your body.” The document tells kids to press gently on their testicles and use “two or three fingers, and try to guide them into the inguinal canals. This can feel strange at first, possibly even uncomfortable. You should not feel faint or nauseated or have extreme pain. If you do, take a break and try again later.”
A graphic diagram was provided in the children’s hospital material.
Same fucking argument as when sex ed tells kids how to practice safe sex. You assume that not providing information will result in the kids not doing it at all. Facts show that withholding information just makes the kids do it but not know how to do it safely.
>The document tells kids to press gently on their testicles and use “two or three fingers, and try to guide them into the inguinal canals. The nukes can't come soon enough.
The tucking 2.0 webinar now features advanced techniques; one such being the insertion if your penis into your own asshole - this securing the tuck during sports, for example.
Ethan Butler
user... I.. I never attempted to tuck my balls up >"to make my genital area look smoother and flatter" and I am pretty sure that's because my ball doctor didn't tell me to.
Joseph Lopez
don't stick beans up your nose
Isaac Myers
>can't tuck the cuck
Nolan Jenkins
Nor did I, but that was because I didn't want to. I wouldn't have gone to a gender clinic to find out either. Because I'm a straight man.
Charles Evans
more femboys? whats there not to like?
Asher Gutierrez
If you do it repeatedly the canal they go into gets wider and it will start happening by accident.
Aiden Mitchell
when they grow up, blame society for their issues, and shoot up a mall and kill you
"Don't stick beans up your nose" makes kids stick beans up their nose. Having a bean clinic where kids can go to be told it's probably not the best idea and it might hurt quite a bit but here's how to do it most safely, probably won't.
Nicholas Perez
I jerked off once and one of my balls did that and I freaked out and this didn't feel good and I don't jerk off now.
Noah Clark
>to be told it's probably not the best idea The clinic is going to tell them it's a great idea and that they can be real girls if they crush their beans, when most would never even think of sticking their beans in their nose if not told how to do it.
Julian Williams
time to start playing factorio and greif the schhol burd
James Nelson
Yo balls can actually do that? I did it on accident once and had a mini panic attack but thankfully it didn't stay up there. I guess it didn't hurt but it sure as fuck didn't feel good. If it felt good I'd see a lot more porn degenerates doing it but they don't so I have to assume it's just uncomfortable for everyone and shouldn't be fucking encouraged, whoever's leading this assault on children in the public sector should be decapitated
Henry Campbell
Theres no way I could do that with my balls, wtf, is that really a thing?
Owen Anderson
>>The document tells kids to press gently on their testicles and use “two or three fingers, and try to guide them into the inguinal canals. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOO WHAT THE FUCK WHAT IF THE BALLS GET STUCK THERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sebastian Mitchell
There's no more truth to this statement than when the libtards said Trump was going to deport all the minorities.
