*starts shitting and farting everywhere*

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This has been happening to me lately and it's a concern

for FREE?
user at least make an only fans

I’m about poop right now so this is good timing

Guys... is this a vax side effect? I'm concerned.

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>a leaf

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LOL

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Always make your own food.

>Hard log poop
>Don't even have to wipe

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..and that's a good thing!

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>hard log poop
>diameter is too large
>wipe and there is blood
Why does this keep happening to me?

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My anus is itchy

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Clean it up janny!

why do people say absurd things that i can just completely relate to for some reason

>hard log poop

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good thread

internal hemorrhoids bleed often but are usually not painful like external ones.

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Weee

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Stop holding it in so long and eat more fiber

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shiddin n fardin

shart

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