Why do Americans fear wall urinals so much?

American will never experience the joy of singing with the lads drunk whilst taking a piss, and it shows.

We aren’t. We have piss troughs you dolt.

Done a lot of travelling. America is the only place I've visited with dividers between urinals.

Why do Aussies fear the American shitter?

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When pissing in an American urinal you always have to watch your back in case tyrone comes in from behind so we prefer the stall.

They stink of fish

I tried to piss in a urinal at a sports stadium once, surrounded by hundreds of dudes, I literally couldn't do it mostly out of fear one would see my tiny pp and they would all laugh

i just go in this. one stop shopping.

They have those at Talladega. When someone crashes everyone runs into the bathroom and stares straight ahead, pees quietly, shakes, then runs back to the stands.

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Imagine taking bath in one of those that'd be disgusting haha

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You dont use urinal mints?

i went to a boys boarding school in the states. older showers in the locker rooms were communal, in the newer dorms they were open stalls. there must’ve been some sort of push or incentive for the manufacturers of these things to provide more privacy which ironically, i believe having been abroad to aus and europe, makes american men more susceptible to body shaming and anxiety from their ‘’’media’’’

These are used in places of high drug use. Prevents people from shooting up in public bathrooms since they are more visible.

No clue what you're talking about bong, we had piss troughs in elementary school.

Kek

w what

Do you stand on the grate?

Last time I saw one of those was in a club in NYC. It had a fag in scuba gear in it.

>t. comfortable, possibly pleased at the possibility of looking at another's man penis
Actual faggotx

I'd hit that

they don’t have the long troughs in the middle of the bay open to both sides? eye contact at the piss trough is indicative of high t levels.

They have small dicks

Tubes are better

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>Some guy went out of his way to make a window
>Would have been cheaper would have taken less time to just not put a window
Why?

I don't want anyone potentially seeing my tiny peepee.

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I'm sure how common it is around the country but the bathrooms in my elementary school built back in the 60s had urinal throughs. It was a weird experience because we were led in to the bathroom as a class. The boys would line up outside the door and go in about four to five at a time.

kek

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they took this from us

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kek

Unlike Aussies and Euros, we don't feel the need to check each other's cocks out every time we take a piss.

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>they don’t have the long troughs in the middle of the bay open to both sides?
Yes, they do. I just ran following people, peed, got more 20oz beers, and ran back.

what were you doing in a new york gay club?

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Kek that boy in the bottom corner

caution flag is break time, never thought I’d miss the races.

It's such an unnatural way to piss for me. I piss into a toilet like the one I have at home because that is what I have pissed into for the majority of my life. The only time I want to be pissing directly to the ground is when I'm outside pissing in my hard because it's refreshing pissing in a cool breeze in fresh air, with the sun on my skin and the grass beneath my feet.

Also to-the-floor urinals are just a great way to get piss on your shoes and then you're walking around everywhere with your piss boots getting piss smell everywhere. And don't give me any shit about aiming, you can't aim splashback. No matter what you do you're gonna get piss-particulates misting your toesies.

Plus I like taking up a stall. Some one needs to shit while I'm pissing? Pic related.

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holy shit this is unsanitary I can't believe the Aztecs had a better toilet system.

We have outback shothouses for people afraid of someone seeing your peepee. No other human soul within 200 km. Still it has provacy walls.

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picking up women

It wasn’t even a gay club. It was a club in NY, so it was gay, but not exclusively.

>I piss all over my own floors and I'm proud of it

Because faggots like you using it to jerk off in while looking at my fat cock. Fucking weirdo

The first day of Jr. High School I walked into the boys room and saw that. One of my earliest memories of pure befuddlement.
>didn't piss in it
Went towards the stalls and saw the porcelain urinals

I don't wanna be judged for my small penis

Manlets once again BTFO

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Real chads pull their pants all the way down to piss.

When you poke your little peepee out over the lip of your pants you are like a pathetic virgin.

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Because that shit is scary looking. Only the piss trough is worse.

Poo in loo?

so paramedics or cops can tell which stall has the ODing addict and which one has the addict that hasn't OD'd yet

imagine trying to take a shit in those

Kek

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because we can afford proper fixtures.

next and sage

How are none of them holding their penis down to piss. Or is it expected you piss out of the little groove at the front?

Why is Australia such a faggot nation?

same
I avoid unrinals when possible

just don't think about the communal butt sponges for wiping their assess

Americans are hyperindividualized and need an individual accommodation. Wall urinals are too communal and look like socialism.

Muh 'freedoms!

No they taste terrible