Ladies and gentlement, I present to you the chaddest form of urban transportation ever created
> cheaper than a bicycle > can use the pavement like pedestrians, or the cycle lane if you feel like it > completely unregulated > no insurance > no gas bill > no license > no registration > maintenance is basically zero, change the wheels once every three years > compatible with public transport, have fun YOLOing the car drivers while on a suburban light rail or high-speed train, knowing you have a perfect last-mile transport at your fingertips > portable, can take it with you in the office (niggers can't steal it while you're at work) > can do sick tricks at the skatepark after hours (unlike those stupid spandex bike cuckies)
It also makes everyone seethe. Grandmas, jews, roasties, your boss....everyone calls you a manchild and tells you to man up but you can't hear them over the sheer fun and speed. Kids think you're weird but they share their candy with you at the skatepark and you laugh at girls because it's cool to be a mysoginist when you're 14.
Embrace the true chad of personal mobility, Any Forums. Stick it up to the jew, get a non-electric scooter today! (electric scooters are big gay)
Those things are great when you have to get home drunk and can't find a bicycle to steal. They are like communistic community transport that works
Andrew Flores
no I look like this:
lmao shut the fuck up meemflag
yeah I forgot it's totally legal to use them while drunk. Fuck DUIs I'm going to work while high and drunk what's the police gonna do I'm basically a pedestrian
bruh wtf just fart on the policeman and scoot away, what's the fatso gonna do? Run after you? Good luck catching up.
I just took some random pic from the web. I used to have an OG m-cro when I was a kid. Then moved on to a full-on pro Oxelo model with suspensions and everything, perfect for the uneven parisian pavement. My brother had a sick razor with the sparkling attachement, so cool.
in that case ride on and fuck the haters based frog
Caleb Reed
Just walk, fat ass
Robert Rogers
you too burger bro, keep on keeping on
lmao bOOOOOOOOring
Cameron Wood
When I was a kid I loved my scooter and would ride that thing for hours. Such a great toy
Nathan Cox
Your beret is on too tight.
Brody Baker
>hit rock or pothole >eat shit
Juan Carter
annoying as hell. i would like to throw all of them into the Danube with their users.
Eli Phillips
>not jumping over the obstacle like a fucking chad ngmi cringe cucklord lemme know you got bullied at school and I fucked your mum last night
Brody James
They're against the law in my county, police will chase you and confiscate it. The absolute state.
Oliver Brooks
Lmao you must be a muslim living in Paris. Gayest shit ever
Jace Martinez
oh fuck you. I enjoy his content even if it's a bit out there.
Isaac Thomas
I'm a 21 year old frenchoid with too much chest hair and an obsession with japan shit.
Cameron Peterson
Monsieur Z > this bespectacled onions cumstain
Ryder Stewart
razors are for kids. wheels too small, steering too jerky at adult center-of-gravity and handlebars just barely too low for us man chads.
Jonathan Brown
had exactly this in the 3rd world here.. i live on a hill, so this was the most based thing you could ever own.
Jason Perez
> cheaper than a bicycle wrong I can buy a stolen bike for 20-40$ from the local nigger, the rest is true tho, even if foldable small wheels bikes are superior
true...but supporting the local nigger economy is not good...is it?
Dominic Diaz
absolutely not, and they don't sell foldable bikes, I was thinking to buying picrel some time ago, now a lot of people use it, but I would just become lazy, not really use it a lot and you have to charge it
electric is big gay get the OG non-electric ones. batteries suck, electronics are literally the devil.
Hunter Jenkins
>electric >cable activated brakes round these parts we pedal our scooters and stomp on the back wheel with a metal brake pad
Evan Foster
Also, it's made in Taiwan because fuck China.
Dominic Morris
my true dream would be some kind of wheeled shoes, that you can change the modality, from normal version, to wheeled, so you walk normally and then lower the wheels and sprint, if they would do them motorized too would be cool, but nothing like that exist, only subpar ideas of it
