/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #879

Previous: >▶WARNING
Be aware, any /chug/ thread that uses globohomo nuspeak wording in the OP (such as Kyiv) or cites UKROP sources (like video game footage) are fake shill threads.

▶Latest
>/uhg/ tsundre for /chug/
>Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region
>Putin speech: files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4
>Putin calls out oligarchy, traitors and 5th column (files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4)
>Ukrainian forces reportedly retreating to Slavyansk-Kramatorsk
>Russian army shelling reported in Kiev, Mariupol, Sumy, Chernihov, Kharkov
>Russian missile strike targeted TV tower in Vinnitsa, broadcast stopped
>Russian warships shelled the sea coast in the area of Lebedevka, Sanzheyka, Zatoka and Belenky
>Azov HQ / Mariupol Drama Theater destroyed, 1000+ allegedly there
>US sending $800 million in Ukraine security aid, including armed UAS drones.
>Mariupol forces beg Kiev for reinforcements
>Russia captures Kakhovka hydroelectric power station
>Kiev Automation Plant industrial complex hit by several cruise missiles
>Russia shells Odessa, Kharkov, Chernihov, Nikopol. Fighting continues in Mariupol and Kiev
>Zelensky dismisses commander of Joint Forces Operation, appoints Gen. Moskaliov
>Kherson Oblast fully occupied by Russia
>Joe Biden, Hunter Biden, Hillary Clinton sanctioned by Russia
>Ukrainian Tochka missile lands in Donetsk City 20 reported dead, many injured
>Yavorovsky had 1,000 foreigners, foreign instructors and weapons
>Russian MoD: Yavorovsky military base hit with 30 cruise missiles
>Up to 180 foreign mercenaries were KIA
>American carrying expired NYT press credentials killed

▶Livestreams
youtu.be/HIPNVm6lNfM
youtu.be/iZebYm-nenY

▶News
t.me/s/intelslava
t.me/s/CIG_telegram
t.me/s/BellumActaNews

▶/chug/
rentry.org/chug2022
rentry.org/647x6 (videos)

▶Ukraine Map
de.catbox.moe/pjpu61.jpg (3/12)

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Other urls found in this thread:

files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/azwbwx.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ohfmyg.mp4
files.catbox.moe/oko287.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4
files.catbox.moe/95qf5u.MP4
files.catbox.moe/z67o90.mp4
files.catbox.moe/3fv0nm.mp4
files.catbox.moe/v6h1u4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/umyob4.MP4
files.catbox.moe/2ta0gl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ennmwp.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ixe1o6.mp4
files.catbox.moe/hj5isf.MP4
files.catbox.moe/bkfo5l.mp4
files.catbox.moe/8mkt2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ayoioq.mp4
files.catbox.moe/q4806s.mp4
files.catbox.moe/bagk4i.mp4
files.catbox.moe/nfun7d.png
files.catbox.moe/7pkd8j.png
files.catbox.moe/3fobv7.png
files.catbox.moe/ozfedg.png
files.catbox.moe/q1y4kl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/h5hf7t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/36kea8.mp4
files.catbox.moe/r96go5.mp4
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
youtu.be/0AtszHyy8rY
github.com/RIAEvangelist/node-ipc/issues/319
news-postseven.com/archives/20220318_1735585.html?DETAIL
github.com/RIAEvangelist/node-ipc/issues/308#issuecomment-1071141260
youtube.com/watch?v=kL5Gunck0GY
youtu.be/ahL-kFB0BvM
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
factcheck.afp.com/list/all/all/39405/all/1144
youtu.be/yMA9z41e0oA
youtube.com/watch?v=kQ6fHCvGX_g
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4 (New)

>Mariupol refugee talking about how Azov treated them (translated)
files.catbox.moe/azwbwx.mp4 (New)

>Russian Military rounding up Nationalists
files.catbox.moe/ohfmyg.mp4 (New)

>Abandoned glow in the dark base captured intact
files.catbox.moe/oko287.mp4 (New)

>Reddit Legion held against their will, forced into penal battalions - Victory or Valhalla
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4 (New)

>Russia has now employed Tornado-G MR launchers - Kharkov
files.catbox.moe/95qf5u.MP4 (New)

>DPR shows fortified ukie positions
files.catbox.moe/z67o90.mp4 (New)

>Ukrainian mine in Odessa explodes on its own
files.catbox.moe/3fv0nm.mp4 (New)

>user identifies as УПAБ-1500B
files.catbox.moe/v6h1u4.mp4 (New)
files.catbox.moe/umyob4.MP4 (New)

>Russian helicopters stuff the mouth of God near Popasnaya (LPR)
files.catbox.moe/2ta0gl.mp4 (New)
>Edited video report about the attack
files.catbox.moe/ennmwp.mp4 (New)

>ALI AKBAR! ALI BABA! - NOT! Chechen combat footage
files.catbox.moe/ixe1o6.mp4 (New)

>Artillery destroyed by Russian Drones
files.catbox.moe/hj5isf.MP4 (New)

>Frog posters BTFO - SU-25 shootdown
files.catbox.moe/bkfo5l.mp4 (New)

>DNR combat footage.
files.catbox.moe/8mkt2t.mp4 (New)

>Russian Spetsnaz in Kherson
files.catbox.moe/ayoioq.mp4 (New)

>VDV Rapid Respawn Units - Gostomel capture
files.catbox.moe/q4806s.mp4

>Federal TV shows proofs that hohols are faggots
files.catbox.moe/bagk4i.mp4 (Humor)

>Anons sick and twisted Buhanka collection
files.catbox.moe/nfun7d.png
files.catbox.moe/7pkd8j.png
files.catbox.moe/3fobv7.png
files.catbox.moe/ozfedg.png

Kino
files.catbox.moe/q1y4kl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/h5hf7t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/36kea8.mp4
files.catbox.moe/r96go5.mp4

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▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere

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*hugs you* :3

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Ice cold baikal

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So when linus and his crew gonna be beheaded?

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Obey for your Masters

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a work of art

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Z

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>fake shill threads
Good one. The fake shill thread saying be on the lookout for fake shill threads. Pumping one out every few minutes and people keep falling for it.

You can buy it in US? Cool.

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my second recommendation of the evening - 93: the Battle for Ukraine - War Diary of the 93rd Brigade part 2 told from perspective of the veterans
>youtu.be/0AtszHyy8rY
>youtu.be/0AtszHyy8rY
>youtu.be/0AtszHyy8rY

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How many Russian soldier have been killed so far you think? What does Russian defense give for statistics? Could be a couple thousand so far

Restoration

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unban kots meow

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Good shit. It tastes better then pepsicola for me

probably around 2k

It makes me happy to see so many people in this thread reject the west and embrace superior russian culture. Fuck globohomo, together we will win.

When it the world gonna condemn Zelesnky for enabling the ethnical cleansing of white Ukranian men?

kadyrov-chan sure is wholesome

Checked, based and THIRSTY

WELCOME TO /chug/
>NO NEWS
>NO COUNTERING OF /uhg/ DISINFO
>NO ACTUAL PURPOSE
>80% SPAM
>20% SAYING THAT /chug/ IS NOT FILLED WITH SPAM

>Good shit. It tastes better then pepsicola for me
why is there a pineapple on it if it's just a cola?

Are you having a great day! I hope it is filled with smiles as well as happiness! Do not let anybody bring you down! I care about you and you make the world a great place to live! I am so happy you are alive!

who has the newest map

You guys got this?

(copypaste from Any Forums)
>retard controls some npm package (nudev webshit javascript package manager)
>pushes update that wipes out all your files with heart emoji if machine is connected from Russia/Belarus IP address
>retards install it blindly because webshitters think it's okay to do that
>retard brags about it on github
>people start calling him a faggot
>find out he made his on wikipedia page and rides electric motorcycles
>he probably broke a lot of laws and committed felony
>he's scrambling to salvage the situation but everyone already thinks he's a faggot
>people are starting to report about servers that actually installed the update and lost files
>people keep making threads for this even though there are 4 in the catalog
>you are here

github.com/RIAEvangelist/node-ipc/issues/319

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loli and van.

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>lewding Bukhanka

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GOD SAVE THE TSAR

>yfw the Romanov family officially restored in your life time

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Can you tell us about life in the DPRK?

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fake and old go back to Any Forumsay

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Kek

I can't find it anywhere near me so have to make do with pic related. Similar in taste but noticeably inferior.

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those are pinecones

>Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Cry harder shill.

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why is it so fucking hard to just sit in ur north america and make ur america great or whatever
without making the world blown since korean war, usbros?

Jen Psaki declined to comment on a journalist's question about Hunter Biden's laptop, citing the fact that Hunter does not work for the US government.

All seems all right now that you have joined us, Supreme Leader.

Z

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What would you like to know?

I hope all of Best Korea has a wonderful day too

Where is Steinenkos counter attack!?

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Based Kim, please tell us a North Korean joke.

She just asks about the size of the rocket. Nothing lewd. You only see what you want to see. Get your mind in gear.

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I hate /ugh/ shills.

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Bless you

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Why so serious, big guy?

>retarded leftoids sabotage themselves by virtue signaling too hard
ahahahahahaha

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>pineapple
What pineapple? what are you talking about? For me its similar to pepsicola but with Tea taste and quite herbal. Also much less sweet

wtf bros putin wants to nuke anime
news-postseven.com/archives/20220318_1735585.html?DETAIL

I have a hard time believing this because it's too funny to be real.

Hey Kimmy, what's up!

I am so sick of the pornografication of our culture. I'm just fucking sick of it.

>Even Putinshill maps show we're nearing Kherson

Russia's only success of the war is about to be wiped out.

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fuck, time to wait for next thread and hide the embarrassment

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Thank you for making these threads comfy, Kim.

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Russian Ambassador to Bosnia and Herzegovina:

If Bosnia and Herzegovina tries to follow the path of Ukraine and become part of NATO, their fate will be the same. If we see a threat, we will respond

WELCOME TO /uhg/
>50% MONKE PUTIN
>20% GORE
>5% MORE MONKE PUTIN
>20% LIES
>5% MORE MONKE PUTIN

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nuke Israel glorious supreme leader, then we will have a better world

What's your job? How can you access internet?

Thank you Kiwi baker!
Fuck the hohols fuck NATO and ESPECIALLY fuck Azov.

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You are both a spammer AND someone saying /chug/ isn’t spam! Fascinating

God I can't stand that faggot. Him, Colbert, NFKRZ. Just... get it off my screen.

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Because our congress is controlled by Jews and America since the civil war has been the great satan of international finance….

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Hi Dear Leader!

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What do the common people think of Capitalism and what social activities are common to do? My grandmother used to volunteer at village farms in Czech!

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Guys, a loli told be she had booze, DonMak, and select fire AK 47s in her van. Should I get in??

Oh, Z-chan...

Will you ever lose?

This was a hilarious shitshow earlier:
github.com/RIAEvangelist/node-ipc/issues/308#issuecomment-1071141260
I don't see laseranon's post now though so maybe they cleaned it up.

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ofc, no nato war crimes on yugo was forgotten.
it will all be remembered for them very soon, and for sleepy joe personally

Good morning, Kim. I'm heading off to bed. Have a great day and don't forget to smile

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most popular vegetable to grow in the home garden?

Z

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Stunning and brave, what's her post-transition name desu?

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We urgently need to make Kim's quote book!

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Some music?
youtube.com/watch?v=kL5Gunck0GY

Is the DPRK just observing or are you guys supporting Russia?

Someone needs to make OC of a smiling Kimposter.

>he thinks I’m from /uhg/
Nigger, I’ve been here since thread #1 of /chug/

Just because you came from the sticky doesn’t mean you belong here, spammer

>we're
are you holol?

The front line was always there though

>we're
Lmao

Z

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Z

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>NO COUNTERING OF /uhg/ DISINFO
Reality does this for us
Also we are not social media addicts

What are popular recreational activities?

you forgot to mention anime

Have a blessed, Mr. Supreme Leader!
What is your favourite Dish?

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Z

I cannot discuss specific of my work. I am allowed to access global internet for information purposes. Currently I am monitoring this webpage for information regarding this conflict. I am very happy to talk to you!

Bashurov predicted it all back in 1992 and then he went and screwed over an entire nuclear facility.

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Do you like Buhanka-chan?

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>He thinks anyone will believe him.

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R A R E
A
R
E

why is there so much anime girls in CHUG?
lol

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Hahaha faggot curve
Blatant unnatural
Who questioned it been shut up

>"ive been here since the beggining!"
>t. newfag

hey OP, I think the britbong in the last thread was complaining about the lack of the statement "NEW BREAD" or whatever fag shit he's on about. Thanks for the bake.

Welcome, dear Supreme Leader! How is your day? Could you tell us a joke?

You came from Reddit.
All the info is in the OP and the following 5 or so posts.
Stop being gay.

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Monke Putin is ours
>Gibs back

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>sticky refugees general
That’s when /chug/ went to shit. When the sticky closed.

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He took the neckpill

He's been here for a while)
We're already used to it.

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just a quick remember for those americans who thing they are going to stop china from reclaiming taiwan, on what force u are going to stand against
youtu.be/ahL-kFB0BvM

What is your favourite food? What do you like to drink?

Falling on deaf ears unfortunately.

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Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded, his weapon hit

files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4

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FIKKI FIKKI FIKKI

Mixed kids are like zonkeys you can make one but you basically gotta force it. They have more health issues and when they have those issues and need blood or organs they need to get it from other mixeds.

Who gives a shit about their disinfo.
Half their shit can be deboonked on 3 sites to save you the effort.

factcheck.afp.com/list/all/all/39405/all/1144
Waronfakes.com
Boйнacфeйкaми.pф

>inb4 propaganda

Any new info on Severodonetsk? Is it encircled or is the southern route still open for Hohol smells?

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show nose kike

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Hello my bean brother, is this your first visit to /chug/?

does everyone have enough food and shelter? How about electricity? How long do you work each day and how often do you have free time?

>when the hatred is so strong even monarchists and communists agree to put their differences aside
Through cвинopeз, unity.

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>*AHEM* read the OP!
Now THAT is some reddit culture right there lol

After seeing so many posts with baikal, now I'm curious about what it tastes like.

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Ahahahahaha
PEWDIEPIE SUPPORTS RUSSIA CONFIRMED
Ahahahahaha
Fuk NATO BASED
youtu.be/yMA9z41e0oA

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kots...

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What's the joke?

i was in /uhg/ during the schism, as was probably the majority of anons here
you aren't special you stupid nigger

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Cлaвa лyчшeй Кopee!

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Are you liking what you are seeing?

Very true

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"We" like anime here.

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Heh, basically all rareflags are here. Some even bake for us.

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Gotta case of 12 on the way. Best way to keep comfy

Why did you lie about the coordinates yesterday? None of those coordinates were in Ukraine. Did you make it all up?

The seachinks must have plenty of anti-ship defences.
An amphibious assault is going to be bastard hard.

>The DPRK VPN-fag harvesting this many (you)’s effortlessly and consistently

You dumbdumbs know they get intel from China and Russia directly right?

Are you really gullible enough to think they’re going to have a guy on a Mozambican Fishing Forum to gather them intel?

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russanons, all my vpns got blocked today. any recommendations that might still work?

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youtube.com/watch?v=kQ6fHCvGX_g

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why do they film everything?

Would you be interested in baking the threads?

It’s about race my friend, the Donbas war is the definition of blood and soil.

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>pleeeeaaaaaase start WWIII
>we newspaper cartoonists just want to die in nuclear holocaust, why won’t you listen?

Capitalism is inherently evil and will eventually collapse. Juche ideology created by our Eternal Leader Kim il Sung is the only path to prosperity. Social activities I love to ice skate and roller skate!

>Gas pressure before the Braaaaap of the gun
as soon as i click this link i can hear that they are shooting at him.
>stands back up and looks at the blood
Keep your head down nigga wtf

It's over for Russia.

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Are we doomed? I don't like living here anymore.

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Americans won't do as I say!!!

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I have a question. How are the power outages out of Pyongyang, if you are allowed to tell us? I've heard you guys fixed the outages some time ago.
Also, favourite dish from the DPRK? I'd like to try some of your cuisine.