/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #866

The ukrainian military is pro russia
The SBU and mossad backed militias are clearly not

news.mail.ru/politics/50486583/
Little sister Belarus has spoken and she is not amused.

>"I know for a fact that Russia offers the Ukraine, just like Putin offers Zelensky, a completely acceptable peace treaty. And today it is still possible for Ukraine and Russia to find the common ground and for Zelensky to sign the treaty with Putin. If Zelensky won't go for it, believe me, very soon he will have to sign the Ukrainian instrument of surrender, because Russia will not lose this war" Lukashenko said.

>"You wanna know what happens when one side stubbornly refuses to surrender? Ask your people, they know it very well" the Belarusian leader told to a Japanese journalist.

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>la goblina noviopa de union sovetica

I can't handle this thread

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There wasn't enough anime to keep the glowniggers out

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During the liberation of Marinka from the Armed Forces of Ukraine, the stronghold of the 1st mech. battalion of the 54th brigade, foreign weapons were found there - NLAW, SMAW grenade launchers, AN / TPQ-48 radars and personal belongings of American instructors who fought on the side of the Ukrainian national battalions.

A US Tennessee flag and other items were found in a backpack near the remains of the militants, which made it possible to identify the dead as: Captain Michael Hawker (Cpt. Michael Hawker), Lieutenant Logan Shrum (Lt. Logan Shrum) and Lieutenant Cruz Toblin (Lt. Cruz Tomblin), who came to Ukraine to kill civilians in Donbass in 2018.

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SOUL

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I know, I know, life is tough. You might be telling yourself:
>I'm short
>I'm fat
>I have no personality
>hell, I might even be brown!
>how could I possibly get that 7/10 eastern-euro qt to like me back?
Well I'm here to tell you the good news about 3 to 6 tango classes. You heard right, 3 to 6 tango classes is all it takes. Now please enjoy the rest of the thread.

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>Ask your people, they know it very well
Uh oh

Good morning fren.

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reminder that russians are niggers of the north

WTF ukrop opsec really need to be questioned
Why the hell they like attention whore who like to updoot every fuckin single time

If Russia wins, then why don't we capture new territory? Why do we stand in one place for 21 days. Why does Ukraine not give up, why do the Western and Ukrainian media say that Russia has lost? I'm scared.

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In use since fucking forever honestly

Not that hard, and you need to wait 5 years with a smoothbore
Or a "smoothbore"

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Love you friends. I hope to see you in another 'general' when this war is over and the next one begins. You're awesome.

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Kim's Intel drops:

The DPRK has received credible information that this laboratory will be responsible for a false flag attack in Europe. They have internally discussed releasing pathogen to put blame on Russia if they continue special military operation of ukraine.

Statens Serum Institut (Artillerivej 5, 2300 København, Denmark)
55.6661148, 12.5874557

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Please use this information. Have a smile and a laugh! I love smiling! Bio weapons are contained in each of these laboratories and they are sponsored by USA NIAD and USA DOD. They can not hide their crimes any longer!

Dnipropetrovsk Diagnostic Laboratory
48.4624553,35.0148334

Vinnytsia Diagnostic Laboratory (Vinnytsia DL)
49.2282361,28.4536907

Kherson Diagnostic Laboratory
46.6479916,32.5980958

Ternopil Diagnostic Laboratory
49.5490459,25.5973565

Zakarpartska Diagnostic Laboratory
48.6308321,22.2825922

Lviv Diagnostic Laboratory
49.8408147,24.0563061

State Regional Laboratory of Veterinary Medicine
49.846622,24.0068515

Institute of Veterinary Medicine of the National Academy of Agrarian Science
50.429065,30.4468375

Kharkiv Oblast Laboratory Center (former Kharkiv Oblast SES)
50.0172352,36.1814877

State Regional Laboratory of Veterinary Medicine
48.5708015,39.26428

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That's what I keep saying from the first round of talks. It's like Zelensky wants Ukraine destroyed at any cost.

A month from now, the Russians will still be sitting outside of Kiev.

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BAHAHAHA

good morning sir!

If Ukrainians are winning, then why they still:
>Screaming "NATO, CLOSE THE SKY!"
>Whining about bad Europe don't helping enough

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Want to know why they call it Kyiv?

It's for tracking success. They know if in 20 years from now all trace of Kiev is gone, then they successfully changed reality (mandela effect in action). The difference between Kiev and Kyiv is one is a real place, the other is a nascent globohomo spawning nest. It's that simple. Globohomo is trying to take Ukraine. Which is odd since they had it before, but they're moving into their phase 2.0 there.

Ultimately, a future with Kyiv is a future with many civil wars across the globe, all designed to weaken Caucasians. That's the truth. They want your children to kill you. It's about brothers raising up arms. It's part of their great reset.

Schweiner will go at spring and rush Moscow

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>God won't forgive
I fucking hate the appeals to religion from godless liberals

Based antifascists killing nazi hohols.

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Z

I've been catching up and it definitely felt that way for the last 5 or so threads.
I guess the CIA niggers realized their tactic of keeping /ugh/ alive with bots wasn't working out, so they decided to put shills here to bring us down to /ugh/'s level.

It doesn't matter. United we will prevail.
Z and C. Nothing else matters.

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Are ukies posting videos giving away their positions on purpose to paint Russians as evil? Like: "yeah I lost a platoon of troops, but now you look bad"

>Copenhagen Denmark

Lmao what

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No more ookie
Rest in piss, Matulyak Gennadiy

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>"You wanna know what happens when one side stubbornly refuses to surrender? Ask your people, they know it very well" the Belarusian leader told to a Japanese journalist
Is Lukashenko retarded? The first part is perfectly acceptable, but why would you provoke an outside power like this?

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you too fren

Some of the anime u posted was hot

they are retarded consumerist pigs.

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pol absolutely btfo once again

Lukashenko is such a character.

Luka, I kneel.

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Z

Hahahaha nips are still mad about losing the kurils

If Putin wants Victory he can easily have that.
It only depends in how much he wants to sacrifice

Because they arent real soldiers and they are only in it for the money and larping with the gear.
What good is having cool gear if you cant show it off?

You won't be missed

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DUGINTARDS BTFO
TRS BTFO
STRIKER BTFO
WOODS BTFO
FUENTES BTFO
QTARDS BTFO
USEFUL IDIOTS BTFO
Any Forums BTFO

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>Tomorrow

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>9gag

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Hahaha that's why this thread start too fast
SHUT IT DOWN

Everything stated is Ukie sources only. The mariupol bombing yesterday. "IT SAID KIDS ON FRONT AND BACK" and we know from Azov prisoners that their codename for their troops is kids on the channels and in written form on buildings. We also know the footage they are airing of "civilians" is this video right here and it clearly states in the description.
"Footage provided by Azov Battalion" totally not biased!
youtube.com/watch?v=0JgKVqT0SYk&t=3s"

No western media exist in the war zone.
They are all in Kiev,Lvov and sometimes Dnipro.

They believe EVERYTHING the Ukies tell them.

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>luka shitposting about nuking japan
priceless

Is he important?

why not? Lets just nuke everything

good morning sir

>ALI AKBAR! ALI BABA! - Chechen combat footage
That's not chechens, that's DPR

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eventually your blunt tool of a military will bludgeon the ukrainians to death
it's just not going to be quick

Why are comfy friends so pro loli?

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>367755014
This one is not beep beep

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>"You wanna know what happens when one side stubbornly refuses to surrender? Ask your people, they know it very well"
savage

PACK WATCH

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Nothing ever happens

Fake and gay

Please kill yourself

Alpha is adores the BBC

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Not anymore he's not

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But user, that was from four whole years ago!!!!

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why isn't the Ukrainian military surrendering en masse then?

the hope was that given a nudge from Rusia the Ukraine would purge itself of the nationalists.

as in Chechnya, they will learn
and then finally they will do it right

>>"You wanna know what happens when one side stubbornly refuses to surrender? Ask your people, they know it very well" the Belarusian leader told to a Japanese journalist.
holy shit

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A giant Adolf Hitler bends down and pats a docile Vladimir Putin on the cheek, master to pupil, in a picture posted on Ukraine's official Twitter account on February 24 — the day the invasion began.

The message that follows reads: "This is not a 'meme', but our and your reality right now."

Almost two million people have liked the tweet and many thousands have shared it, making it one of the defining viral takes of the war so far.

Yet the country's official messaging is only a tiny part of the story of memes in the Ukraine war.

For two weeks after the invasion, Ukraine's official account pivoted away from humour, allowing the internet to fill the void.

Dozens of dedicated accounts sprang up and social media platforms have been flooded with content — from cats in cardboard tanks on TikTok to endless jokes about World War III and reworked scenes from Star Wars movies.

But beyond a few seconds of mirth, do memes have a wider role?

'Nihilistic japing'

"I don't think memes are going to end the war," says Charlie Gere, a sociology professor from Lancaster University in the UK.

He describes memes in general as "nihilistic japing" likely to have minimal impact outside their own cultural sphere.

The war has given rise to one meme that has crossed from internet curiosity to real-world product.

The Saint Javelin meme — depicting a Madonna figure in the style of a religious icon clutching a rocket launcher — now features on T-shirts and various other merchandise sold by Canada-based marketer Christian Borys.

He says all his profit goes to the Ukrainian war effort and told the BBC he had raised more than $1 million (roughly Rs. 7.63 crore).

Memes are more commonly regarded as an effective way of spreading a message and engaging audiences.

Christian Dumais, a writer and comedian whose Twitter alter ego "Drunk Hulk" has been behind plenty of viral content over the years, says Ukraine has been incredibly clear in its use of memes.

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>LEARN THE TRUTH AND FULL STORY ABOUT UKRAINE IN 1 HOUR

rtd.rt.com/films/donbass-yesterday-today-and-tomorrow/

why are the glowies like that anons?
it's as if they are evil and retarded, reminds me of literal demons

I wish they'd just lay down their guns and surrender
Even as retarded as they are hohols are still of our blood and can be unretarded yet

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>Ask your people, they know it very well" the Belarusian leader told to a Japanese journalist.
kek
luka is something else

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post cunny

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"A meme's ability to re-contextualise what we're seeing in the world in order to subvert, inspire, provoke, and educate is redefining how we can reach people," he says.

'Express our outrage'

Vincent Miller of Kent university in the UK, author of "Understanding Digital Culture", sees memes as a kind of conversation that can enable political debate to flourish.

"Given their anonymous nature and origins, memes allow people to avoid a lot of the friction and social divisiveness often involved with making political statements online," he told AFP.

Whether impactful or not, memes will continue to proliferate around the war.

Ukraine's official Twitter, after a two-week hiatus, returned to memes on the weekend, posting an image ridiculing Russian tanks and another highlighting the collapsing Russian economy.

Other Twitter users continued to post images hailing Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky.

"At the moment in my feed he is being idolised," says Gere, "turned into this figure of nobility and courage and real manliness as opposed to ersatz manliness".

One of the most popular memes has been casting Zelensky as a Marvel superhero.

His Russian counterpart Vladimir Putin has not fared so well, variously depicted cowering behind his massive marble table, begging China for help or just looking ridiculous in a variety of ways.

"I know we're not talking about revolutionary tactics here,” says Dumais, "but memes in this context are significantly better than adding the Ukrainian flag to your social media profile".

He points out that creating memes requires at least some engagement with the subject.

"They allow us to express our outrage and help remove the feeling of helplessness," he says.

Where's the provocation in that? You blacks are really retarded.

Russia allying with the “kill the boer” party in South Africa. Tell me again how based and pro white they are.

twitter.com/effsouthafrica/status/1504085722587967499?s=21
rt.com/russia/551975-nazi-influence-ukrainian-politics/
Cope more mongols

Because lolis are naturally comfy.

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>why isn't the Ukrainian military surrendering en masse then?
They're actually doing it,

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it's like being in an autists mental asylum isn't it

Nah, kill them all. They've been gloating over our dead for far too long.

tourists will be assimilated

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I always wonder how the Japanese can even demand something back. They lost the war. Should be grateful that soviets didn't push for Hokkaido.

Implying Japanese military can do anything without approval from Washington.

>power

my colonel I kneel

>constantinople
realistically how can we achieve this my fellow tsardom sympathizers?

Well, unless anons stop replying to low quality bait, they'll keep coming here and spewing the most asinine shit possible because they know that dopamine hit from the (You)s is coming.

Reminder

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>If you stop kicking, I'll rape you gently
the post.

>"You wanna know what happens when one side stubbornly refuses to surrender? Ask your people, they know it very well" the Belarusian leader told to a Japanese journalist.
Nice

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Don't have a dog in this fight but the Winnie already stabbing Putin in the back
scmp.com/news/china/diplomacy/article/3170863/chinese-president-xi-jinping-and-us-president-joe-biden?module=lead_hero_story&pgtype=homepage

I always think it's Hitler portraying Zelensky when I see that caricature.
It's quite well done, yes.
Weird that Ukraine posts this.

Well you've convinced me

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As you command.

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He flew over my house.
Cunny kills the fed

RUSSIA MADE SIGNIFACANT ADVANCES EAST OF KIEV TODAY AND CAPTURED FEW CITIES! UKRAINE IS WINNING HARD BOYZ

Fucked with one of my work algos to look at /chug/. I’m starting with #865. Pic unrelated but shows how shit /chug/ has become.

analysis
Results:
83.4% irrelevant posts
9% relevant posts
7.6% posts not analyzed

Will run this through earlier threads, too.

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youtu.be/oG1nbqvLCJw

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Lukashenka: "If Kyiv does not sign an agreement with Moscow, then they will have to sign an act of surrender"

Is this another video?

>Why do we stand in one place for 21 days
War is mostly walking and standing around.
>Why does Ukraine not give up
Someone's making money
>why do the Western and Ukrainian media say that Russia has lost?
Both agreed not to talk about Russian victories unless it's to raise money.
>I'm scared
Of what? Just don't join the military and you'll be fine.

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We are winning.
I also brought into the western psy ops...
But they have underestimated the russian IQ. Russian geniuses have developed weapons beyond american imagination. If our guys can hit redditors the moment they step their foot on Lviv, they can also level all the ukrainian cities to the ground. Russia is just trying to win without many casualties. If ukrainians persist, more of them will die.

Damn, what is going on there?

Even Ukraine could find some 50 year old AKs to arm their reddit legion with. And DPR is seriously arming their rear guard with 80 year old bolt action rifles? These things belong into a museum.

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comfy

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Russia has already won, you're just paying too much attention to the disinformation.

Pedos leave

Russia just killed 4 American mercenaries Captain Michael Hawker (Cpt. Michael Hawker), Lieutenant Logan Shrum (Lt. Logan Shrum) and Lieutenant Cruz Toblin (Lt. Cruz Tomblin)

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good lord baZed

>if you invade a country you're Hitler
Is this where we fucking are? Then every fucking U.S. President is Hitler

When these 3 get nuked

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Damn we have the best memers

The thing about the shills are that they genuinely believe their side is right, they aren't the evil ones they are just severely easy to manipulate and incredibly stupid. The elites who draw the plans are the evil ones.

please stop posting this over and over,

cnbc.com/2022/03/16/what-has-anonymous-done-to-russia-here-are-the-results-.html

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>"You wanna know what happens when one side stubbornly refuses to surrender? Ask your people, they know it very well" the Belarusian leader told to a Japanese journalist.
o fugg

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how you losers coping today?

gonna sneakily hail eris itt

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t.me/intelslava/22624
>Good news from Mariupol: finally, the "defenders" began to mass release people who were previously used as human shields.
t.me/intelslava/22626
>The grouping of the Armed Forces of Ukraine and "Azov" in Mariupol, apparently, is on the verge of collapse, judging by this call for a de-blockade

Russians speculating that Maripol is about to collapse

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After all the baiting with cats and trannyme, they'll be here forever.

Kek big boom coming

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Source please.

>canan
>it's Noel's irl account
god they really made her close to her real self with those majestic jugs.

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nonces tend to huddle together

Stop posting cunny
I dont wanna touch myself today

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>Lukashenko
>making threats
This is like the Governor of Montana running his mouth, you retarded Mexican.

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drop the all caps, it's simply retarded

>we
>memers
Embarrassing.

im used to all the weebshit on this site but the whole cunny posting is ironic right?

Oh no no not the hungry gulag again

I would agree from the footage i have seen.

Stop being a pussy, your ancestors look upon you with shame

The amount of Estonias worth of territory we have under our control went from 3 to 4 in the last few days

Speculating?
About to?
It's collapsing as we speak

I am not sure anymore, after Iraq operations: Japan has been expanding their military and passing laws that would allow it to operate with greater autonomy. Not that it matters in grand scheme of things, but I just don't see a point in making such a statement, especially after Zelinski did the same thing few days prior.

Oh man! I still member.

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Which are some good Russian war films? Not Soviet but Russian (1991-today).

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cunny keeps the glowers away

t.faggot

Thats why you glow in dark niggers claim russia is losing but they still move forward.

Holly shit how fuckt up in head are you niggers?

You will never be a user, go and glow somewhere else.

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stop cross posting the same thing continuously you mong

It's a game retards play with mods.
>how many pedo drawings can I post before thread is banned

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Oh is this the Putin cope thread I heard about?
Hurry up and call in those Syrians to back you up, lmfao!

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I know it's probably really hard to see your brothers in arm getting killed and then posted on here in a mocking fashion but don't do this. You guys need to be seen as liberators, not conquerors.

>Many CIS files were erased, hundreds of folders were renamed to “putin_stop_this_war” and email addresses and administrative credentials
Totalen krieg

>Ask your people, they know it very well

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No.

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