Republicans now suffering nervous breakdowns over a hairstyle

Why are republicans going around calling everyone snowflakes when they have nervous breakdowns over a hairstyle (minibangs)?

>Micro bangs are like the “ugly” shoe of the hair world. They’re a bit wrong, but that is part of their appeal. They’re like pairing your white fashion sneakers with a fancy dress. It’s not perfect and you know it is a bit off, but that transgression is part of what makes it so interesting and frightening to Republicans.
lulz.com/the-case-for-microbangs/
>I legit saw a grandpa get a panic attack from being educated on by a girl with microbangs fr
LMAO

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I'm ancient greek what the fuck is this

I think we should all have bowlcuts like Vulkans, for efficiency.
also niggers literally lose their shit over a word.

That is to funny! That person the am snowflake sparkles currently fascists? Am you are a moving to cry over that hairstyle?

>bowlcuts
Associated with school shooters isn't it? There's no way you can salvage that shit

Who the fuck even comes up with this shit? How did hair become a microagression?

Nobody cares about your hair. This was written by a straight up egomaniac that believes everyone around them are always interested in them.

Who actually gives one shit about a """""womyn's""""" hair style?

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People in the comments are sharing stories about republicans breaking down over this hairstyle even so stop lying

Me laughing at how ridiculous you look is not a nervous breakdown on my part.

I hope this picks up, always good to have the mentally challenged mark themselves out from normal people.

I dont think anybody on planet earth gives two shits what these childless harlots are doing with their “bangs”

This shit has been going on for a long time now. "Microbangs" and cat-eyeglasses and tats and lots of makeup have been a hipster staple since at least the early 2000's. I think this article is bullshit. You're just hearing a bitch rant about guys that she wants to fuck not fucking her.
>t. former rockabilly scenester

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You mean the fake stories tumblrinas make up to make themselves feel better?

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If you're a man then own a buzz cutter and do it yourself. A little longer on top than the sides. Every few weeks. Don't waste money like a female on hair style.

>How to hurt conservatives?
>I know! I will show how progressive I am by being ugly!
Ho no. Our only weak point. Please, I beg you. Make it stop. No. Not you being ugly. Ho, no, this is our undoing.

This

What's wrong with it?
Love, Frank

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dude propaganda isn't real.

Just come out and say it, you're intentionally making yourself ugly to alienate yourself from decent people.

i'm not a republican but i lean that way just because you're so corny. i literally couldn't care less about hairstyles

i seem to recall this shit bring common back during the weimar era.

what's old is new again, for das jude.

So the Republicans are the bad guys say the ppl who'd kill a newborn baby without batting an eye.

>just fuck my shit up

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You not drawing my furrie commission

I think they’re quite sexy cuz they remind me of 30s women. Which were smokin hot.

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this guy lives in Russia now and unironically rants about niggers

>How did hair become a microagression?
trannies bro, trannies

Out of all the pictures in that article, that's probably the best.