/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #899

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>Melitopol mayor freed in prisoner exchange, 9 captured Russian soldiers exchanged for the mayor
>Russian forces continue to reduce the pocket in Mariupol
>Theatre in Mariupol used as civilian shelter is bombed by Russian forces, casualties unknown
>Azov battalion eliminate Mjr General Oleg Mityaev, commander of the 150th motor rifle div, in Mariupol
>150th Motor Rifle Division is Russia’s principal maneuver unit in Donbas, this is a major blow
>This is the 4th Russian Mjr General confirmed KIA (worst loss of senior command since ww2)
>13 civilians queuing for bread in Chernihiv killed by a suspected airstrike
>Ukrainian attack on Kherson airport (15/03) destroys multiple Russian helicopters & vehicles. Confirmed by satellite imagery.
>Airstrikes hit residential buildings in Capital, killing 4
>Russia claims a Ukrainian missile has killed 20 people in the city of Donetsk, Ukraine denies responsibility
>Russia asked China for military help & aid including military rations, US officials say, Russia denies it
>Ukraine says 140,000 civilians have been evacuated from front line locations
>Ukrainian forces kill commander of Russia’s 29th Combined Arms Army
>Putin bans Instagram
>Kremlin approves plan to send 16,000 arab "volunteers" to fight in Ukraine
>Russia accuses US of conducting bio-warfare research in Ukrainian labs, US denies it.

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Just arrived at the countryside, almost got muggged by an african hobo at the bus station. But now I should be safe from the nukes at least.

wtf I love Russia now

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Have any MiG-25s been spotted over Ukraine? I don't want best girl(s) to get hurt, even if it's by based ukie javelins ;~;

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My now how theory for the bunker planes is that Putin is already dead. Someone offed him in the bunker and now the siloviki and the oligarchs will decide on the new Russian order.

What do you think will happen to Putin after he loses? Hague, suicide, or mass rape by his oligarchs?

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>Nuclear winter
Ok, I've had enough. What is the scientific basis for this bullshit?

I'm betting that something's BIG gonna happen today or, at most, tomorrow

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How are the peace talks going? I predict that war ends tonight with Ukraine giving up Donbass and promising to never join NATO.

personally I'm hoping to see him at the Hague

Any happenings?

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Aren't those the stupidly fast interceptors that can't do anything but go really fast forward? What use would they be in UA?

look how they treat their own people

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He will be beria'd and another oligarch puppet will take his place.

nukes would be op otherwise (in civ)

OH GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!
>Russia - 1416, of which: destroyed: 626, damaged: 21, abandoned: 213, captured: 556

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>Hague, suicide, or mass rape by his oligarchs?

Yes, in that order.

Uhg gives up ground while chug keeps advancing. Tick tock 2 weeks

they're dogshit memes that can go fast while destroying their own engines

A QUESTION TO KHAKHOLS
Do you think your gov's is better than russian? Do you describe yourself as unity of russian-like tribes or like a slav.

Then why the planes?

>How are the peace talks going?
No idea, but I don't think Ukraine is ever going to agree to demilitarisation of not joining NATO.

Lavrov turned his plane around on the way to China to go to the Putler bunker.
Happening soon.

I unironically think that nukes might be happening.
I get the huge deja vu with what is happening now vs what was happening week before russian invasion.
To all bros living in big cities, move to countryside for at least next 48 hours if possible.
Lets hope russian manlet is going to get couped.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_winter
>Nuclear winter is a severe and prolonged global climatic cooling effect that is hypothesized to occur after widespread firestorms following a large-scale nuclear war. The hypothesis is based on the fact that such fires can inject soot into the stratosphere, where it can block some direct sunlight from reaching the surface of the Earth. It is speculated that the resulting cooling would lead to widespread crop failure and famine. When developing computer models of nuclear-winter scenarios, researchers use the conventional bombing of Hamburg, and the Hiroshima firestorm in World War II as example cases where soot might have been injected into the stratosphere, alongside modern observations of natural, large-area wildfire-firestorms.

they haven't even managed to take /uhg/litopol 10 miles from their border!

what use is sending T-72s and armoured trains? russians cannot comprehend "use", only more big thing for to explode nazi.

Traitors get a bullet, doesn't seem anormal.

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bring back Australian sharkbro, he was based

Russians aren't human

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He's not going anywhere barring a stroke or a bullet

which transformer does that turn into?

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Careful out there Russian anons

IT'S HAPPENING!!!
>youtube.com/watch?v=2NRbycO0O_k

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Maybe planes flies empty? Military ruse.

if I ever change anything about my behavior at all because of what retard monke is doing he's already won
rather die with a city I don't even like that much lol

The sheer amount of radioactive dust thrown into the atmosphere by thousands of nuclear detonations would be enough to blanket the earth in dust clouds and block out the sun.

i'm right here
i got warned about the sharkposting lol

The paper that suggested nuclear winter also said that if Saddam lit the oil wells on fire there'd be a year without a harvest. It was written by physicsfags leaning on their nuclear physics credentials to suggest an incredibly simplified model of the atmosphere as fact.

And that's just visually confirmed ones

same.

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Lots of soot blasted into the atmosphere which blocks out the sunlight. Kind of like what caused the food chain to collapse after the Chixhulub impact event

Too clever.

Is it even the same person?

Chug gives up lives while Uhg keeps trucking.

ah, okay. good to hear.

>The hypothesis is based on the fact that such fires can inject soot into the stratosphere, where it can block some direct sunlight from reaching the surface of the Earth
So the only basis of this theory is that nukes can cause dust to fly into the stratosphere not unlike a huge meteor strike? Fucking bullshit all the testing done doesn't have them dust flying around after the blast. The theory is shit.

That's not him.

Russia will be the first drone country, piloted remotely from palaces throughout the middle east

>Criticism and debate

Both of you are just a bunch of slavic tribes, though. The actual russians were the swedes lmao.

wtf is happening here?

I really woul like to know how Yamantau bunker looks from inside

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The concept of Nuclear winter was drawn up on the idea that thermonuclear warheads would cause firestorms, adding significant amounts of soot to the atmosphere. However, recent years have seen this doubted because thermonuclear weapons will primary be used on city-centres, meaning that there is little 'biological' matter to turn into soot to add to the atmosphere.

However, please don't turn this into a 'nuclear war isn't that bad' argument. hundreds of millions would die in the first few days from the direct and indirect impacts of nuclear weapons detonating and hundreds of millions more would be injured, permanently. Likely, a full scale nuclear exchange will see billions die due to the societal chaos that follows, and the geopolitical instability leading to further wars and power grabs.

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>Volcano eruption makes volcanic winter, that means nukes make nuclear winter.
>Some retarded models that don't even work for climate say so.
That's literally it, pure conjecture.

not even same colour of brows but thanks for reminding how russoids treat POWs

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>>Azov battalion eliminate Mjr General Oleg Mityaev, commander of the 150th motor rifle div, in Mariupol
confirmed? I thought mariupol is circled and under heavy siege

Not even almost the same person. Eyebrow color completely different. What a sad, sad man you are to have to always resort to lies.

You lie because if you were forced to speak truth about the war, you would have nothing good to say about your side.

Prootoschenko is blonde, and there is no reason he would be out of uniform. Most likely just a suspected Azov sympathiser they found and wacked.

did the little girl see the apu picture from the dutch user?

Japan has spotted Russian landing ships heading west
>inb4 false flag attack on Taiwan

there's a picture of the cunts corpse with his patches on his chest

Its reversed

>buhuhu germany you suck why dont help us give money it will never be enough give more

why dou ukrainians act like noggers?

play metro game lol

at first he was like this

it still doesn't make sense in reverse. what's the visor for? why the stick

Soot is carbone and will burned in atomic flame. It has 1kk celcius.

hey, as long as it works

Why is there this censor in the first place?

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Imagine

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Yes, she was amazed how her Zhabka had bow, skirt and toy just like on photo

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Now you understand.

They said that they've given up on joining NATO, but they are trying to pin down a right to call in direct military intervention from specific peacekeeping guarantors in a non-NATO capacity.
In other words, they know Russia just wants to invade again and they're trying to arrange for allies who can actually send troops when it happens.

but then he tried to cover his obese belly with a small bulletproof vest

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Reminder that dugin wants white genocide.

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Not him)

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They're right next to Poland, it must be infectious

cute

if this idea came to my head , then why couldn't it come to their heads?

Not actually, some tribes were separated in the wood and some were connected on trade routed so I use double split

>The UK will deploy a Sky Sabre Air Defence System to Poland and 100 personnel to operate it. This comes at the Polish Government's request.Sky Sabre has unprecedented speed, accuracy, performance and target acquisition, which will significantly enhance Poland’s air defences.

twitter.com/DefenceHQ/status/1504446582732828679

We send our latest air defence systems, modern combat battle tanks, missiles whilst the Krauts send their mouldy Soviet made weapons that they found at the back of the cupboard.

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Guy is defusing/removing some ordinance from kids playground. Vatniks reversed the videos and are like "muh hohol terrorist" etc.

So everyone has there opinion on Russian losses and there mostly huge true or propaganda up for debate.

Has anyone ever tried to give realistic Ukraine losses? 1200 last reported by themselves seems incredibly small in comparison to the estimated russian losses

Dust particles in the atmosphere from the blasts and smoke from the mass burning of plant matter that would result form a layer that blocks the sun for some years cooling temperatures and killing most plants.

they're not real peace talks, it's smart politics by Zelensky to neutralize any question that he's "letting" innocent civilians die by overcommitting to use of force. obviously the war can't end until Russia fucks off.

>when denatured alcohol hits

Why is Poland asking for shit?

I know nuclear winter is bullshit, at the same time of course I know how bad it is when a nuke hit a city as seen in Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Of course nuclear war is bad which is why major powers never wanted to use it again. However, as pointed out, nuclear war will just turn super powers to dust. I personally no need to worry about it while living in a shithole.

Russia claims to have knocked out more Ukrainian drones than they ever had in the first place so

A more recent 2007 study using models that properly explained Kuwait says:
>A global average surface cooling of −7 °C to −8 °C persists for years, and after a decade the cooling is still −4 °C (Fig. 2). Considering that the global average cooling at the depth of the last ice age 18,000 yr ago was about −5 °C, this would be a climate change unprecedented in speed and amplitude in the history of the human race. The temperature changes are largest over land .... Cooling of more than −20 °C occurs over large areas of North America and of more than −30 °C over much of Eurasia, including all agricultural regions.
I'm just reading wikipedia and don't really know much about this stuff

I just watched Putins speach. Apparently he still thinks that Russia is something entirely different than "the West" a culture and race of its own that needs its own empire. I'm kinda lost because Russian on average are about as foreign or familiar just like Poles or Bulgars, they are just people. And Russia is not an empire but a shitty dictator shithole that is underachieving and the only thing it's isolation is good for is keeping guys like Putin and his KGB zombies in power.

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>yu gi oh cards
what

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you're replying to a bot

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not sure what to make of it but even my grandma is laughing at people buying shit like rise in stores and "prepping"

Because they are probably next.

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Only took you 80+ fucking years.
Well done, Nigel.

>realistic Ukraine losses?
soldier losses should be at least 3.5k now

they won't probably be published till the end of war because it could give russians unfair advantage and boost their morale

So basically it will reverse the CO2 and other greenhouse gases effect from emission. If the theory of nuclear winter is true, then it can help slow down global warming and is a good thing.

Thanks, just did, pretty interesting but not surprising
right now, whether Russia holds politically or not is entirely up to Russian institutions, if they are not corrupt, and can handle social spending, it may weather this storm, otherwise, no matter how chicken shit afraid vatnik peasants are, once they sleep hungry, they'll begin singing a VERY different tune

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Man the shills are out in strength today. That video is obviously reversed.

There was that poll where Russians allegedly said they wanted to invade Poland next.
Somehow, they want to do this without invading a NATO country.

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You're smarter then them.
Russian national TV is promoting war against them next.

he was a third-rate dueler with a fourth -rate deck

Based ritualpost

well yea were are the none russian/ukraine estimates of ukraine losses every country going is monitoring Russian losses no one doing it the other way round

Russians must be suicidal

How do you counter the reddit/twitter "russia/putin is deliberately killing civilians" and "putin didn't invade because ukraine wanted to be part of nato, estonia/latvia/lithuania border russia and are part of nato"

rice*
also flour

sonic boom over southern Missouri
could just be another F15EX test

Particles will fall down by rain.

they never asked me about that, my guess is that these polls are for braindead vatniks who still watch thalmudvision

It's over guys, ((the war)) is about to end and by Sunday, Russia will be out of Ukraine and the next narrative starts next week. ((Deltacron)), yes it's as stupid as it sounds, hoax passes is about to come back in full force and they're gonna try to do them more mandatory this time.

Screencap this post, war ends and new hoax variant shows up in full scale next week..
While you were busy with the war, they silently implemented the hoax pass and now the new one is ready to be launched and once again strip your freedoms.

You were warned, the script has been read.

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My father was laughing qt idea of russians invading Ukraine.
Now he is crying for Mriya(he works on antonov, flies on ruslan thou)

This thread is one hell of a shill echo chamber. Suck my nutsack.

I mean, at this point, why not? They have nothing left to lose.

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there won't be any "next for Russia at least for 2 decades considering what they lost until NOW
it's just an opinion, but I don't think there will ever be a next for Russia after this

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More like 35k once volksturm and reddit legion losses are counted

stop reading wikipedia you fucking tool, and don't link that controlled shithole here

Hope he enjoys his stay in the shadow realm

lol

covid is dead, fuck off

Its quite sad how the ukroids are buying the western fairy tales....
The more ukrainians resist , the more they will die.
The more ukrainians pull off some small victories, the harder the next russian rockets and bombs will hit them and their relatives the next round.
Ukrainians need to understand one thing, their country cannot exist as an anti-Russian state 100 kms from Moscow.

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>the war is just a hoax
>nukes arent real
>covid is not real
Yeah, yeah, we've heard it all.

kek

>I personally no need to worry about it while living in a shithole.
Most nations (with the except of literally who) would have their major military and civilian infrastructure centres targeted. Capital cities would practically vanish from the map overnight. Ignoring the danger from radiation (which would kill and disable millions) the removal of major economic and governmental assets would destroy the system in place, leaving everyone in crippling poverty and abandoning money altogether for goods-trading.

Moreover, you may live in a 'shithole' but the world is interconnected through trade and commerce. A nuclear war would stop this dead in it's tracks. The only nations that could survive 'normally' in the event of a mass-scale nuclear war are self sufficient ones, e.g. almost none of them.

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His number just got exposed kek

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And you know that how? Especially since globohomo has been arming their ukie proxies for almost a decade now

Russia is a failed state. It has been going towards economical and societal collapse for almost 20 years now. The main issue is rampart corruption which has kept average Russian poor and the Kremlin leadership is alarmed by the rise of quality of life in their Western aligned neighbours. They don't know how to improve the conditions in Russia, so to cover their own shittiness they have decided to make things worse for everyone else too.

/uhg/ = shill containment general

kek

Tfw i gave all my MTG cards to nephew while we were waiting on polish border.

it's not, it just got drowned in this propaganda miasma
It's still killing tons of idiots
I live innawoods (desert actually), so I don't worry about it much, but I should be thankful

Why yes, how could you tell.

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He’s just outside of Kiev!

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cope dilate pay debts in that order

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>What use would they be
>When all you have is a Hammer, everything looks like a Nail

28k from reddit legion alone going by how much same Reddit posts are reposted ok

i've seen evidence of 1 single turk drone destroyed but they're claiming hundreds

SOON brother, soon.

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Noticing a slight sea change in the narratives
More Ukraine losses being reported, equipment etc

30 year of conditioning would do that to anyone 2bh
we still have "nothing is happening" on TV but at least it's not ukraine bad, nazi bioweapons or whatever you guys have

>mass scale thermonuclear war that could theoretically block sunlight and make much plant life extinct and cripple biodiversity across the planet is good for the environment because it'll slow global warming

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LMAO

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>Ukrainians need to understand one thing, their country cannot exist as an anti-Russian state 100 kms from Moscow.
Russians have a huge military complex (kaliningrad) at the same distance from 10 european capitals.

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it takes a 5 to 1 ratio of forces to take a city. shelling doesn't help you hold a city because you have to stop to let your troops move in and go house-to-house. it's obvious as fuck, all the defenders can come out and take up positions.

depending on how much supplies Mariupol has and how disciplined the military defenders have been with them (i.e. not feeding non-combatants), it still possible that Russia might never actually take it. it's going to cost lives to try.

Putin and Kadyrov on a road-trip, y’all!

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is it true that russians are going to have free movement into belarus starting tomorrow?

he's a politician, he can change it in seconds, but if he's currently used it
I REALLY REALLY hope he's in Ukraine right now lmao
if he dies, Chechens will 100% revolt

that's called survival instinct nigger
get the fuck to Poland u dumb cunt
before you become another "fire magnet"

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