I am a fat, ugly bastard with a dick so small that when I piss it hits my balls. Yet I got married because some kind of cosmic jester gave my wife an ogre fetish or something. She is a FANTASTIC wife.
Since I got married, I have been swatting down vagina launched at me like the sky is raining rotted octopus. Not one glance when single, but slap on a wedding band and these hoes are swarming me like a pack of rats going after a pile trash.
Why are they like this? My wife is an adorable, sweet woman, a helluva home maker and cook, and tends to any wants I desire while also being extremely focused on helping family (mine and hers). Why would I do anything to betray that kind of a woman for some thirsty thots who probably swallowed enough seed to fully replace the human population a hundred fold?
Yeah it's pretty sad, isn't it? But I notice when I'm with my handsome white husband, men approach me when he goes to the bathroom.
Gabriel Cox
>Why would I do anything to betray that kind of a woman for some thirsty thots who probably swallowed enough seed to fully replace the human population a hundred fold? KEK top thread sir
Caleb Cook
Well, first post on here to hit home for me. God damn bro, same.
Lack of giving whores attention and looking like you have your shit together make you attractive.
Henry Cooper
your wife is fat, isnt she? also having fat women 'hit on you' (ie casually speak to you at the walmart) isnt a cool or impressive thing, loser
Levi Scott
how about this dragnet for whores
>wear very nice ring that shows >girl asks you if you're married >"nah i just wear it because i'm rich and i want to keep attention to a minimum"
girls are too stupid to know that you told them your fuck plan straight to their face but it fulfills their thot brain.
True. When i have been single,its like women kind of smell it. No one approaches. But being engaged in a serious RS,then(some) women start being way too nice with me
Colton Reyes
Yeah boy I noticed the same thing. Its like the ring signifies to other bitches that I'm good marriage material (I'm not).
Jacob Brown
remember
when some roastie tells you she really likes you for "who you are" and wants you to cheat on your wife tell her the magic words "i only wore the band so women would like me, im not really married. im single"
attention, this is a BOT post. these are automatically generated to keep you down and play with your emotions.
when reading posts always ask "would even an edgy person react like this?"
Xavier Ross
>Wife is fat Not thin, not fat. Got the breeder build. Wide hips, big tits, hourglass shape. Enough cushion for thick thighs, but no belly bulge, arm fat, or shit like that.
John Wright
> youre a le bot le glowie le shill je jew le leaf le chink youre a retarded loser. like 80% of american women are fat, my post is correct
also nobody cares about this childrens forum, loser
Jace Anderson
Pics you homo.
Adam Wilson
True true, I'm 58 and I have to beat these sluts off of me with a stick. Most have had 50 cocks by the time they are 18. Barf
>Octopus Reminds me of the Japanese guy who went fishing with waifu figurines and it actually caught octopuses.
Logan Long
FBI demoralization jannies must be working overtime. So what kind of operation is this? operation "keep them down" or what? researching how people react when supressed?
lol. My wife isn't an American. Why would I get involved with one of those monsters?
Never.
Henry Bennett
You seem to care a lot.
Thomas Baker
ywnbaw
Nicholas Walker
dont respond to FBI demoralization jannies, i got your back bro. im happy for you. never cheat on your wife. never in a million years. she took you when they wouldnt.
im on the same basket as you. i was rejected until 27 when my wife found me. 4 different women have tried to flirt with me again and again.
dont mind the FBI troll, im not sure what their deal is but they come into every thread and try to make us feel bad or something. some sort of a psy op.
we can only beat them by being positive to each other. start working out man. you can look great even with a belly. put on some muscle.
whos 'suppressed' here? why would a le fbi agent feel concerned about a thread discussing wedding rings?
you ARE special and cool though billy. so much so that high level government agencies hang on every word you post to this childrens cartoon forum, you retarded child.
Hudson Nguyen
So she's 300+ pounds?
Rough.
Connor Baker
and i dont mean go to a jew gym. i mean get 2 dumbbels for home, make them like 15-17kg each. and just pump 4-5 sets at home whatever exercise you like. it all adds up in time and you feel great.
you dont even need to buy any supplements if you eat ok. i take some bcaa+glutamine but thats my choice.
Caleb Green
So she's a fat cunt and you're coping hard, got it
Landon Campbell
It's because a couple reasons. When you're single you're not acting the same and looking the same when you in a relationship. You got a little more swagger and taking better care of yourself in general.
Women also want what other women have. It's not even that deep they just all wierd. They know you have something going on thats good enough for another women.
Andrew Ortiz
oh now i get why you got so angry about my fat comments lol. nice tits bro
Angel Thomas
People today are programmed to want what other people have.
Jeremiah Collins
There's nothing they love more than stealing something away from another woman.
Colton Robinson
not even reading your boohoo bait. fuck off outta here with your demoralization janny.
i support OP 100% and im being positive for him. And you cant do a damn thing about it.
I have more money than you, i own properties, i have a work from home job. i have a loving wife. no insult from you can touch me.
bro you're pretending to be rich. it can be from a quarter machine you stupid fucking autist.
here's step 2 >i'm like a steve jobs type >i'm a minimalist >my favorite shirt are the 11 dollar long sleeves from target >i have 45 of them >i drive a late model for the environment
all you have to do is be clean, concise and persuasive. the media tried to help people out back in the early 2010s by running unlimited articles about startups who were so dedicated to their fortunes that they drove 2003 honda civics because they were so reliable that it took a load off their mind to manage their 219839872698146891723461982346 dollar net worth company.
Wyatt Turner
only niggers care about other mens wives
Caleb Reyes
>I have more money than you, i own properties, i have a work from home job. i have a loving wife. > and HUGE juicy fat tits
Elijah Lewis
Seinfeld already explained it: wedding rings show at least one woman has given you the seal of approval enough to commit to you. It's a big statement
women are hypergamous scum. they all know any man with a ring has something worth taking. so if you have a ring, roastie thot hole cunts know you have something to take. a hole can re-wire her brain from wanting money to giant cock to using you to breed her - whatever the stuff is at the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow she wants it and if its taking it from another woman thats a massive plus.
Jack Wright
OP never respond to bait by loser FBI jannies. These are sad people who have nothing good in their life. Thats why they try desperately to find something to make you feel bad about.
Keep wearing that ring. be loyal. no other woman is worth it trust me, even if they are flirting with you right now. if it wasnt for my wife i would never deal with any other woman. id just pay a surrogate.
again, dont even read their bullshit. these are sad people with no job.
