/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #850

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>Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region
>Putin calls out traitors: files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4
>Ukrainian forces reportedly retreating to Slavyansk-Kramatorsk
>Russian army shelling reported in Kiev, Mariupol, Sumy, Chernihov, Kharkov
>Russian missile strike targeted TV tower in Vinnitsa, broadcast stopped
>Russian warships shelled the sea coast in the area of Lebedevka, Sanzheyka, Zatoka and Belenky
>Azov HQ / Mariupol Drama Theater destroyed, 1000+ allegedly there
>Mariupol forces beg Kiev for reinforcements
>Russia captures Kakhovka hydroelectric power station
>Russia shells Odessa, Kharkov, Chernihov, Nikopol. Fighting continues in Mariupol and Kiev
>Zelensky dismisses commander of Joint Forces Operation, appoints Gen. Moskaliov
>Russian MoD claims control of Kherson Oblast
>Tochka missile from Ukraine lands in Donetsk City, killing 20 civilians
>Yavorovsky had 1,000 foreigners, foreign instructors and weapons
>Yavorovsky military base hit with 30 cruise missiles
>Up to 180 foreign mercenaries killed by air strikes
>Russian Airborne Forces reinforce Irpin
>Three explosions in Kramatorsk
>Russian Aerospace Forces bombed Yavorovsky training ground in Lvov region
>Russians allegedly set up a logistics base in Chernobyl

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youtube.com/watch?v=6Ivqcl4-TeM
files.catbox.moe/edj1dg.mp4
youtu.be/5bahMRyrNwE
cbsnews.com/news/florida-human-trafficking-sting-disney-employees-former-judge/
t.me/opersvodki/1836
files.catbox.moe/n74h6h.mp4
t.me/russia/4091
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Nothing ever happens

/chug/ the game, now downloadable:
github.com/installgentoochug/redditor-legion
Still in development, but should be complete in a day or two

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thank you based baker

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1st for "NATO peacekeeping operation" AKA Reclamation of Lwów

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Requesting the original of this megumi.

any kino yesterday?

Anyone got that picture that is a compilation of media coverage on Zelensky prior to 2021? I think CNN may have deleted the wrong think articles but I wanna check.

Russians are handing out unhealthy sweets to helpless refugeed from Mariupol. The monsters.

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I'll bump this one time.

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Fresh stats.

So many ukraine shills in these threads holy shit how badly do you need us to care about your stupid war? Kek jidf lmfao putin is based and russia is the good guy gg no re

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only if you remove larping hohols

Based Olga the hohol killer
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olga_of_Kiev#Drevlian_Uprising

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Russiabros... Ukraine just shot down the aerial battlecarrier piloted by Putler himself... Its over

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Here you go, Megumi enjoyer fren

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we have reached agreement with Trudeau, he will take them all

Have you thought that maybe it's opposite? Why would anyone film killing other human beings if not for show? I'd like to think that most normal people would not enjoy killing or watching people being killed. But if you are not a normal human being, let say you are politician, you would really like it because it can easy let you push whatever your agenda is

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For all my Dutch bros

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I love how when you view the link on the previous thread, it looks like 'comfy happening in UK'
a delicious glimpse into the future

Second Kirov downed. Only one more left

The great thing about /chug/ is that it is still welcoming to Russian anons. Keep posting my dudes

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Topkek naisu

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NOT THE HOHOLBURG
zeppelinbros...

>Nothing ever happens
Seriously. Does Putin really have the patience of a saint, or did he not plan on the ukranians being willing to die for a gay kike?

Its because russians can't make any progress. They turned out to be a 3rd world army with shit logistics, dilapidated weapons, low iq leadership, and no food cause broke as a joke now (and always been).

Its just buying time and shelling to make it seem like they are still fighting but they are just hoping Ukraine agrees to a truce so putin and russia don't look like utter asses. Its why Zelensky didn't take the deal the other day because he knows soon russia has to call it quits and say that the lands they have now is all they wanted all along. Its over for russia.

I hate this fucking kiddie gloves bullshit.
The Ukrainians will never like Russia after this, not even the Russian speaking ones.
So why the fuck are you trying to get them to like you? Fear > love, you retarded Russian niggers. God fucking damn it seeing shit like this pisses me off.

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like you have a choice

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He is the iron will tsar referred to by Saint John unironically

I don't read polder but it looks like Ukraine is croat clay

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Someone with the rentry password needs to unfuck the template.

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>Lwow

That's not how you pronounce Lemburg

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What’s your bets that Quilensky is not in Kiev? When did he leave? Where is he now?

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slightly higher res

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Play it in reverse and say "starving russians demanding civilians give them food in return for entry into Russia.".

Report is in boys:

UKRAINIANS KILLED A BAJILLION RUSSIANS

RUSSIANS KILLED A BAJILLION UKRAINIANS

UKRAINIANS DEVELOPED MAGIC DILDO TO FUCK ZELENSKY

RUSSIANS DEVELOP BRAINS

THE WEST TURNS STRAIGHT


hahah i was just kidding on that last one guys, cmon, you guys still believe in santa claus?

Take Lwow.

We and Slovakbros take Mukachevo.

My shitty edit for whenever Kiev assault actually begins:
files.catbox.moe/givq60.webm
If anyone cares to edit in an eclectic/schizo mix of flags for both sides, markings, etc - pls do?

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>The Ukrainians will never like Russia after this, not even the Russian speaking ones.
wanna bet?

the fuck is lem burg you mutt faggot?
sounds like some artificial bullshit

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pol be like:
Mongoloid niggers vs mongoloid niggers
and few west mankurts are watching this

BASED AND SERBPILLED

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wonderful news, may depart for Canada quickly, they will make new friends soon
>youtube.com/watch?v=6Ivqcl4-TeM

Poland, Lviv or maaaaaaaaybe Czechoslovakia

>Does Putin really have the patience of a saint
He's just a softie and Russian politics suffers from it a lot.

People from Donbas will, and maybe some others, but the invader narrative has already settled in.

God bless you, fellow Megumi enjoyer.

why kill your own people when you can just not do that?
Difference between jews controlling a country and a country governing itself.

It's not just optics, you need a human population in order to be economically active. Lika is nearly completely depopulated now, when it could have been an economically active part of RH, for example.

Elections in Novorussia when? Should be an easy win now!

>diabetes,putin's long term plan for ukrainian genocide
calling it,we'll see a headline like this before tomorrow

yeah they are already going west and getting raped by feral niggers, like the one in germany
soon transports to Canada will start and everything will go back closer to normal

He's gonna need that patience for when he gets trapped on the golden throne for 10 thousand years

r-russiabros? I thought we were against the tranny menace...

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>Ukraine about to lose sea access
>They refuse to accept neutrality
Do they plan to live out of sex tourism?

good sirs today

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BREAKING
25-day ceasefire declared, effective from 7:30AM EST (around two and half hours if I'm not mistaken).
Negotiations "ongoing."

>Muh shekels
You're starting to think like a westerner Ante, I'm worried for you.

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While there might be a "kidde gloves" aspect to this the main purpose is probably more pragmatic. Those people might not have eaten for days and the russians want the evacuation to run smoothly.

It is suspicious that there is no footage of him meeting with Euro ministers in Kiev.

>Fear > love, you retarded Russian niggers
i agree in principle but that is only true if you can keep the fear on constantly. russia, even in case of total military victory, doesnt have the resources to occupy and police a country as large as ukraine.

They don't plan

you need to have a few designated trannies for skilled loyal degenerates.

My wife noticed that he wears the SAME CLOTHES everyday. If he were in Kiev, his hometown, then he could change clothes, but he doesn’t.

Literally NOTHING IS HAPPENING

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>russia, even in case of total military victory, doesnt have the resources to occupy and police a country as large as ukraine.

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files.catbox.moe/edj1dg.mp4 (embed)
>BTR4 captured

The Russians are renowned for their abilities on the chess board, but Vladimir Putin didn’t attend the tutorial.

His invasion of Ukraine hasn’t gone as planned. It was foolhardy and a massive miscalculation. Thousands of his own troops have been killed along with hundreds of civilians. Determined and courageous opposition is making Russia pay a heavy price.

Globally, sanctions have hit hard. The Rouble sank to an all-time low and interest rates more than doubled to 20%. Aeroflot can’t fly over European airspace. Visa, Mastercard and American Express have joined a long list of global companies suspending operations in Russia. Putin and his clique are ostracised.

Valiant and courageous fighters have earned Ukraine international plaudits. The fighting has led to heart-wrenching scenes as close to two million refugees flee the war zone. The five nations adjoining Ukraine UK are doing what they can to deal with the stream of humanity in desperate need of sanctuary.

Putin has been pulverised internationally for his unprovoked aggression. In contrast, the Ukrainian President, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, is the outstanding leader confronting the bully in this David and Goliath war.

Even if he succeeds in toppling the Kyiv administration, Putin will fail. There can be no decisive knock-out blow, and Kremlin tacticians more able than Putin at moving chess pieces must know that, at best, the most the Russian military can achieve is a protracted and bloody guerrilla war that will extract a heavy price.

source or gtfo

I hate media so much.

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But it is comfy.

shit you're right
save us čedo, you're our only hope

who the hell makes this byzaboo art?

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russia seems to produce quite a few

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smart wife

I'm not reading all that shit nigger, condense your sperging

Would you mind rewording that without relying on any sources known to have lied in this war?

ukies i know say lvov but know knows,what's certain is that he is not in kiev

you make assumptions like Ukraine is even involved in decision making process here
this is USA vs Russia proxy war
warhawks in Washington tell hohols to jump, and Zelenskike asks from which rooftop

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>t. budget Fukuyama

You wife seems to be very observant.

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Tldr. You’re coping.

i couldnt pay my internet bill and had 2 weeks without anything. I came back today. Its a lot of happenings. take from will this you.

this.
also
>filename
Actually read instead of meming. It's not a long or even hard book.

140 mil pop means at least 14k designated troons. You can post for years

What choccy is he handing out anons?
Milka?

Kek

>Russia avoided default on public debt
>Russia avoided default on public debt
>Russia avoided default on public debt
B-but the sancХAХAХA

>IC XC
>anime style picture of Olga
kill yourself

>russia, even in case of total military victory, doesnt have the resources to occupy and police a country as large as ukraine
They pretty much did just that from 1793-1991. They’ll put in place a friendly government and have it pay most of the cost itself from taxes.

Based C chad. Real men code their own game in C.

This reads like copium, britbro

Now, this.... ....is some cope.

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>Actually read instead of meming. It's not a long or even hard book.
He was edgy, even if he was right. And I don't gotta read it, I'll never run a country.

Population is not only meaningless but actively harmful if they don't support you.

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t. tumblr 'women'

BREAKING NEWS:

Chechen fighters in Mariupol broke through the defenses of the Azovstal metallurgical plant, where the Azov people settled.

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>that weather
I thought Ukraine has fuckall for Winters
It rained here yesterday

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This woman knew Azoz set up the Mariupol theater bombing in the days leading up to it.
Another false flag attack.

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The civies in theatre were unharmed, they are leaving the basement right now

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Hope they rape those wignats

>I'll never run a country.
not with that attitude

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>Rouble
is this some newspeak like kiyv?

haha I read it in his voice

>Even if he succeeds, he will fail.

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that was bljatiful, user

My wife who still goes to reddit noticed Disney just got busted for sex trafficking minors.
Of topic, I know, but if (you) are like me, you've been missing normie news.
Pic unrelated.

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If the Ukrainians ackshually had a decent sense of identity and nationalism then Russia would have been slaughtered by drunken Hohols before making it 50 km past the border and Ukraine wouldn't have to rely on fucking mercenaries in the current year. I think Ukrainians are just tired of being a chewtoy to multiple political blocs and constantly used as a pawn by foreign powers who routinely instigate rainbow revolutions in a revolving door of government corruption, I think they just want it to be over (in favor of NATO, Russia, Greater Finland etc.) so they can live their lives.

Tremendous if truthful

based moral fren

wrong thread >/uhg/

>words words words words

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Tick Tock Ukraine
youtu.be/5bahMRyrNwE

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cbsnews.com/news/florida-human-trafficking-sting-disney-employees-former-judge/
nice

tldr

Mazel Tov Battalion

video:
t.me/opersvodki/1836

>avoided debt on public debt
That's not how it works.

Russian stock markets are currently closes and the Russian equivalent of the federal reserve has gone through a series of short term, desperate plans to attempt to prop up the currency and economy as long as possible by essentially putting the future value of the ruble deeper into the shitter.

When the markets reopen, it's unironically over, Putin had kept them closed for three weeks and can't continue to do so for more than another week. I shudder to imagine what's going to happen to you guys when it does.

Guys, a joke for you.

American and African niggers meet each other. African asks the American:
"Where are you from?"
"I'm from Virginia, and you?"
"Chad."

>the one fucking place in the city you can bomb to fuck - a town-sized factory
>let's CQB it
Chechens like to play on hardcore I guess

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>he was edgy
He was a pragmatist and was the first that made the theory from morality into practicality. He was an atheist. He merely explained what was going on at the time and what the rules everyone was using but nobody wanted to admit.

Also his book is not only about running a country.

>I don't gotta read it.
You should. Good book, with examples. Also explains how politicians think.

>Media too big
Upload to catbox

TAKBIR

>media too big

Z brother!

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Sad.
Many such cases.
I think you have to be a registered sex offender to get a job at Disney.

when wheat prices explode even the italians will support russia in exchange for cheap pizza

a shudder just flew over my house

It reads like edgy fanfiction, even if it has some good points

>The Ukrainians will never like Russia after this
Mariupol is populated by ethnic Russians you dumbfuck

or
get this
nothing is going to happen
because nothing ever happens

Except for in cases of exceptional persecution, and grudges from that persecution getting handed down from generation to generation, people largely don't give a shit and just want to get along with their lives, and will appreciate assistance from whomever is running the show.

I'm pretty sure there were some reports of workers held there, as well as the whole place being rigged for kaboom

it's an okay joke, especially considering that USA niggers are sport boot fetishists and some of them are literal gayniggers; meanwhile, niggies in africa spent their time in poverty, hunting gazelles, killing each other and raping

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>bayr-ACKtar

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>"Since Russia's withdrawal from the Council of Europe on March 16, 2022, Russia no longer considers itself bound by its legal acts"

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That's clearly not the case since there's quite a large force of Ukrainians in the east who are still fighting.
If they did want this to be over they'd just lay down their arms, the reason they aren't is because Russia is still playing with kid gloves.
Fuck it, shell the civilians, shell everything indiscriminately. If they had used Grozny strategy from the beginning this war would have been over by now.

files.catbox.moe/n74h6h.mp4

>They pretty much did just that from 1793-1991
and then they collapsed. just because they did it in the past doesnt mean they are able to do it in the present. russia under the romanows and then the soviet union were legit superpowers, russia today is just a shithole with nukes.
nobody will nuke anyone. there is simply no benefit to it. the use of nukes cant be hidden or disputed and there is no question that ukraine doesnt have any. russia nuking the hohols would force the entire world to pick sides and even china would pick against russia.

=U=

meme all you want I guess, there's no point in trying to talk actual economics if you think hopes and prayers will save the russian economy

>reddit spacing

what is the female equivalent of a male circumcision at birth with no anesthetic?

So many McCarthurists

>ethnic Russians who didn't do shit for 8 years while the Ukrainians were shelling Donbas
I'd shell them more than Ukrainians if I was Putin.

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>Even if he succeeds he will fail

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I might be remembering wrong but didn't they have to take Grozny twice because it rebelled?

I'm just thinking of all the times the western economy should have collapsed brrrrrrrr and now its 2022.

aww i got u ruskie, bump!

Yes

>Lika is nearly completely depopulated now
there's like 30k sandniggers just on the other side of the border (in Bihac), you can have them all repopulate Lika kek

t.me/russia/4091
>A crowd of Chechen volunteers in Grozny. They are all going to Ukraine
More Cechens fresh from the factory. Do they even have any left now and why are they doing this?
>money?
>pride?
>they enjoy war?

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except it isn't. He made a ton of real life examples of the claims he made. It's not a fan fiction. Utopia is a fanfiction. The repubblic is a fan fiction. The prince is an analysis

His only fault is a lack of the appreciation for idealism. But everything else was rather spot on.

The only thing edgy is that he doesn't consider God to be thought about in politics

>russia nuking the hohols would force the entire world to pick sides
Implying this hasn't already happened.
>russia nuking the hohols would force the entire world to pick sides and even china would pick against russia.
It wouldn't.

which statement is the correct one?

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the only thing that actually counts for economy is resources, infrastructure and worker morale.
>oohh noo jews can't gamble on magic numbers with taxpayer money to syphon off money
Can I remind you that during both world wars countries could maintain production in all sectors for years?

>Zelensky forcing native Ukros to die
>Man or Woman
>Lets shitskins through the exit
>Russian Nationalists thrown to the meat grinder against Hohols
It is all so tiresome. Another step, Putin's removal from the WEF, another charade.

sauce me up senpai

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