/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #889

Prev:▶Daily battlefield assessment : isw.pub/RusCampaignMar16

▶Latest
>Kidnapped Melitopol mayor freed in prisoner exchange, 9 captured Russian soldiers exchanged for the mayor
>Theatre in Mariupol used as civilian shelter is bombed by Russian forces, casualties as yet unknown
>Azov battalion eliminate Major General Oleg Mityaev, commander of the 150th motorized rifle div, in Mariupol
>13 civilians queuing for bread in Chernihiv are killed by a suspected airstrike
>This is the fourth Russian Maj. General confirmed KIA (worst loss of senior command since ww2)
>Ukrainian strike on Kherson airport (15/03) destroys multiple Russian helicopters. Confirmed by satellite imagery.
>20,000 evacuated from Mariupol as intense fighting continues in the besieged city
>Airstrikes hit residential buildings in Capital, killing 4
>Russia claims a Ukrainian missile has killed 20 people in the city of Donetsk, Ukraine denies responsibility
>Russia asked China for military help and aid including military rations, US officials say, Russia denies it
>Ukrainian forces kill commander of Russia’s 29th Combined Arms Army
>Kremlin approves plan to send 16,000 arab "volunteers" to fight in Ukraine
>Russia accuses US of conducting bio-warfare research in Ukrainian labs, US denies it.
>Major General Vitaliy Gerasimov, of Russia’s 41st Combined Arms Army, eliminated by Ukraine's military intelligence operators

▶Livestreams
youtube.com/watch?v=ek1bqrms6ls
youtube.com/watch?v=911cntbvPBU

▶Telegram Channels
rentry.org/telosint

▶INTELLIGENCE
Any Forums.org/k/
odin.tradoc.army.mil/WEG (equipment explorer)
understandingwar.org/publications (unbiased defence analysis, new reports twice daily)
oryxspioenkop.com/2022/02/attack-on-europe-documenting-equipment.html
twitter.com/Skawtish
twitter.com/Osinttechnical
twitter.com/Militarylandnet

▶/uhg/ OP Template
rentry.org/uhg2022

Attached: photo_2022-03-11_16-03-07.jpg (1280x961, 140.46K)

Other urls found in this thread:

business-gazeta.ru/article/542893
twitter.com/michaelh992/status/1502724746995277830?cxt=HHwWjIC9vcKM4NopAAAA
youtube.com/watch?v=LikBntVOatE
old.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/
theguardian.com/world/2021/nov/04/ex-nato-head-says-putin-wanted-to-join-alliance-early-on-in-his-rule
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

correct thread number is #890
apologies

Attached: 1647470536102.jpg (960x710, 164.23K)

What have I become

Attached: gettyimages-517391954-2048x2048.jpg (1274x1619, 320.37K)

Russian positions near Hostomel on fire. This was just yesterday evening. I wonder what’s happening now overnight.

Attached: C0F77B8F-A61D-4DE6-A9D1-4EFB81F0ABE1.png (781x531, 705.16K)

\chug\ it

Attached: .png (720x1438, 481.69K)

AHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAH

Attached: 1644681400644.jpg (700x691, 75.03K)

Attached: 8932749231874.png (1552x1715, 106.46K)

What’s their plan in Mariupol? Azov nazis are just going to go extinct by the end of the week

First I was like

Attached: 1647462300578m.jpg (700x1024, 110.59K)

This poor Ukrainian girl nearly died because of Russian shelling, it is a miracle doctors were able to save her life. How can people support Putin after this?

Attached: 1647478768493.png (983x883, 1.38M)

heard this 2 weeks ago

Belarus

Attached: trolld.png (420x420, 84.66K)

Attached: 948120380.jpg (888x499, 79.16K)

367667493 t.

Attached: мерзость.png (850x499, 677.17K)

Me sweetest friend

Attached: 1647459928066.png (260x334, 110.04K)

But then I was like

Attached: 1647453431871m.jpg (1024x868, 127.17K)

Attached: 1640375235748.png (768x719, 160.08K)

Kill as many Pideroshkas as they can.

Attached: FBA0CAD6-2918-4380-8EBD-D0DF8042490D.jpg (1275x719, 492.72K)

2 weeks ago the city wasn’t surrounded retard

TWO

>NATO posts evidence of Nazis in Ukraine
>woman has black sun emblem peeled off on vest
HAHAHAHAHA! YOU NAZIS CAN'T HIDE NOW! THE USSR IS COMING FOR YOU AGAIN!

Attached: nato posts nazi evidence in ukraine hahahaha.jpg (2000x2145, 2.07M)

Probably fighting to the death.

Attached: 1647464589085m.jpg (863x1024, 78.6K)

Attached: 1635335199801.png (859x862, 584.94K)

this
business-gazeta.ru/article/542893

Attached: file.png (681x520, 99.51K)

>random patch
>no body
Good try, Ivan.

If I'm being honest, it looks more like commie-grade plastic surgery.

Does anyone have the RT page where they kvetch about the far right in the west supporting them and proclaim their love for race mixing and russia is for everybody etc.

Cool to see Ukrainians supporting their new(old) Russian masters.

That looks like that dog mauling thread I see all the time, it's likely not a Ukrainian war image but instead bait to make anyone who reacts to it under that assumption look like a fool.

PAHAHAHA NICE! DEAD UKRAINIAN SCUM! Good find user.

shill thread

Attached: 1637405408072.jpg (680x1006, 165.34K)

Putin has a lot of meat to throw at them

2 weeks ago Russia had 13,000 more troops willing and capable of storming an entrenched city.

Attached: AFC8A327-5A67-43CD-A02D-538E1D31C7CE.jpg (1280x960, 332.27K)

>Invade a country to "denatzify" it
>The one city with anything close to actual nazis in it is still standing weeks later

Attached: 1647471624440.jpg (1278x817, 125.17K)

If their battalion can maul a brigade so badly that it cannot be used the rest of the war, who cares. The Russian's can't just respawn new trained people and vehicles. Once they are gone they are gone. It's all about trading favorably.

This war has given context to how far ahead the US military is to everyone else.

I fucking love being an American.

Attached: 1647438514705.png (415x655, 42.16K)

u gay nigga

what did /ugh/'s ghost of kiev mean by this?

Attached: tenor (2).gif (409x498, 2.96M)

soon

Attached: 1594734416348.jpg (630x840, 156.08K)

Worst shoop I have ever seen

Attached: 1647464157956.png (1000x1009, 328.7K)

Attached: file.png (1092x447, 351.11K)

Attached: 3B6310DC-7D9F-4E48-BF41-17DF4AE48CCF.jpg (620x1024, 129.98K)

>AZOV NAZI SCUM CAPTURED BY CHECHEN BVLLS AND HAVE THEIR WOMEN RAPED IN FRONT OF THEM LOL HAHAHAHAHA!

Attached: chechens capture azov lol nazis rekt.webm (960x720, 2.93M)

>all that blown up vatnik shit
after what i've seen i'd rather walk into a combat zone than ride in a russian armored vehicle desu.

Attached: 1646378206079.webm (480x848, 1.3M)

Why is this image hash-banned on /k/?
Did they really seeth this much that janny had to ban it?

Attached: 1638734864014.png (658x749, 776.34K)

I heard the "theater" was screening the play Hamilton to a bunch or blind orphans, also a women's shelter, cancer hospital, a coivd vaxx site and 3 holocaust museums were in that building....I can't believe monke would do this. Why monke? Bad monke!

Attached: 1647402072215.png (763x599, 193.5K)

There is no plan, the ukies are just too tied up on the defensive to help break a major Russian siege.
Azov's gonna bite it and Mariupol's going to fall, the question is how hard they'll bleed the Russians in the process.

Has no one posted this yet? Ukrainian special forces disabling BMP with a rocket and then sniping the Russkie troops as they dismount. These guys aren't fucking around.

twitter.com/michaelh992/status/1502724746995277830?cxt=HHwWjIC9vcKM4NopAAAA

Attached: Officer.webm (720x1280, 531.12K)

What is the current situation in Mariupol?

wow a patch that was shilled for on Instagram for years now and readily available

Attached: 1646790877854.jpg (799x642, 64.42K)

No moron, we’re actively supplying weapons lol that didn’t happen with Iraq

i fear that this kind of performance won't happen again after democrats stuff the upper echelons of your military with unironic buttblasters and axewounders

Ikr, it's over.

Attached: 1647386841354.webm (960x960, 2.03M)

>random
Literally all that remained...

I guess you can say they denatzy this coming

Attached: file.png (600x600, 283.34K)

you're really just a person born on american soil that happens to be along for mr goldstein's wild ride. you don't have any input beyond the tax dollars taken out of your paycheck every two weeks

Attached: 1647450474492.png (706x860, 58.77K)

It's because chechens have better beards, they are better men.

Crash this city with no survivors, the fact that they managed to take out another general alone justifies their continued presence in the city. I also have my suspicion that a good number of them are going to slip out given how shit of a job the Russians have done at securing their own gains.

Got it in one.

>a fucking patch
id: faker
take a hike VPN nigger

It's the middle of the night, we won't know until morning. Some hours yet.

Thanks lol

FACT!

Attached: Chechen BVLLs.webm (478x848, 2.15M)

Hurry Ivan if you don't leave now you'll be at the back of the bread line

Attached: 1647485401938.png (1224x244, 69.33K)

Comfy cats too. Cat nap edition!

Attached: 1647387747453.jpg (481x697, 114.3K)

You don't understand geopolitics. NATO is supposed to be dominated by US with Europe as its junior partner. I was wondering why NATO declined Russia's application to join. The real reason is that Americans don't want Russian influence in NATO.
Think about it: should the Russian has the role of secretary-general of NATO or should it have the role of supreme allied commander of Europe? More about NATO structure is here youtube.com/watch?v=LikBntVOatE

1. If Russia is to be the role of secretary-general (which rotated between all European country) it would be fine since it means Russia is subordinated to US, but this is definitely not what Russia wanted.
2. If Russia is allowed to rotate with US as the supreme allied commander of Europe, it wouldn't make any sense as the supreme allied commander of Europe also command American troops on top of all NATO troops

Which means that if NATO is to allow Russia in, a renegotiation and reform within the NATO is needed. With Russia as a part of Europe, other European countries will demand bigger role inside NATO and not just America along having the veto power. This change in power dynamic is not what the Americans wanted.

In addition to this, NATO needs an external enemy for it to exist, Russia is the most convenient target. China is not a good target as it is in East Asia and most Europeans has no interest in making enemy with China. What America did was actually brilliant. Now jump back to current situation. With Russia provoked, NATO actually justified its existence and solidifying American's grip in Europe. Why do you think Germany was buying oil from Russia prior to this conflict? Are they dumb? No, they are trying to pull Russia in to "The West" by cooperation and to reduce American influence. Now with Russian oil cut off and alternative has yet to be found, Germany's position is weaken and Russia will forever not be "The West".

As I walk through the streets where my people protest
I take a look at my life and realized there's nothing left
Cuz I've been bombin and invadin so long
That even Sterlkov thinks that my mind is gone

(Chorus) WE SPENDING MOST OUR LIVES LIVING IN A VATNIK'S PARADISE

That's all I got so far.

Attached: 1647303519334.jpg (446x523, 41.48K)

webm

Attached: 1647109629476.webm (406x720, 2.75M)

I can literally buy one of those right now and do the same thing you fucking retard.

lolllllllllllllllll these hohol cum suckers are full of disease

Attached: 1647124524144.jpg (400x278, 17.52K)

holy kino
can't wait to have this emulated onto chinkshits

Oh shit, where was this?

>Same video for the 16th time
I was neutral about this before you faggots started goreposting, now I'm really starting to hate hohols.
Azov are worse than isis

Attached: 1647343677805.png (860x508, 287.93K)

Imagine of Georgia got a whole bunch of weapons right now when the kasap occupiers are moving forces away.

Attached: 62B40AC2-0009-487C-BA96-C8DD8C4EEFA8.jpg (2160x2160, 1.67M)

Ukraine wouldn't have lasted this long if they didn't receive Javelins, drones, and whatever else.

THIS IS
MY LAST
R E S O R T

Attached: 1646521228550.png (497x732, 531K)

these guys are all dead by now

But you lost that war and Iraq is now full under Iranian influence?

Bombing the whole country with >110,000 shorties before walking in with a soldier who raises a flag on the rubble might look good on paper, but doesn't work in reality.

Otherwise you would have managed to win a war anywhere.

Also the Crimea annexation was a better performance, it had literally 0 causalities.

Attached: 1616289386425.webm (960x540, 2.77M)

Ukrainian propaganda must be exposed! You NAZIS will LOSE and die SCREAMING in your beds when Russian BVLLs find you cowering.

Attached: fake ukraine lmao.webm (720x900, 2.82M)

You are going to buy one, fly to Ukraine while boasting about it online and then get vaporizered by a cruise missile?
That would be impressive

>denatzy this coming
pulled a sneaky on us XD

hostomel airport iirc.

That's really neat, but I'm a little sorry the tank isn't in great view. Nice coordination on the part of the team.

Hold for as long as possible and take as many Russians down with them. It could drag on for quite some time though; they're dug in on excellent defensive terrain (allegedly) with substantial stockpiles of weapons. I doubt Russia can spare enough forces from elsewhere to take the city by force. That means a siege, which means starving out a group of fanatics who would much rather die than surrender and have very few qualms about fucking up civilians who get in their way.

Bleak, but Azov keeps destroying any tank that rolls in. Without artillery to take out the encirclement, it does look rough.

lmao look at this faggot

Attached: chug battalion captured .webm (318x480, 874.95K)

>I was wondering why NATO declined Russia's application to join.
because Russia officialy never asked for membership

>Russia will forever not be "The West".
i know that the Kremlin brought this on themselves but the Russians becoming asian subjects is just sad.

>the letter N is racist
>now the letter Z is racist
At this rate, we'll soon run out of letters.

these are some dumb looking zogbots

Attached: 1646875558128.png (420x361, 65.95K)

You are going to seethe, then you're going to cope, and finally you're going to dilate, but Russia will still be losing this war.

my fantasy:
we all agree to let Russia have Ukraine and China have Taiwan if we all agree to get rid of every nuke

give it a decade and we can have fun with conventional bloodbaths in WW3 and WW4 and WW5 without the fear of nuclear apocalypse

This is why R*ddit can be better.

old.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/

Attached: пілоти.webm (640x352, 2.95M)

CAPTURED UKRAINIANS FORCED TO SUCK BIG CHECHEN COCK CONFIRMED AHAHAHAHA! EPIC FAIL

Attached: Captured Ukrainians forced to look at Alley of Angels.webm (692x480, 2.85M)

Death to jewcraine
Death to nato
Glory to the mumke

Attached: 1647332272920.jpg (1200x800, 100.46K)

kek you guys are delusional

Nigger

Faggot. Try harder shill.

Attached: 1647202232017m.jpg (1024x612, 124.99K)

Oh damn. And this was the most recent recapture of the airport by Ukrainian forces?

did you know that there was something called the Cold War?

Remember, no artillerymen prisoners.

Attached: 1646844644501.png (983x745, 707.88K)

>I was neutral about this before you faggots started goreposting, now I'm really starting to hate hohols.

Attached: 1647331065079.png (400x296, 142.3K)

If anyone can handle a bit of starving, it's Ukraine

no that's old. at least a week or more.

More Russian pilots? I can't tell from context.

>Faggot Try ha-ACK!

Attached: destroyed collumn of ukies lol pigs dead.webm (406x720, 2.91M)

Attached: 1644239681174.jpg (1217x871, 171.78K)

Yeah and then they show up on social media the next day, happened like 5 times now. Russia has some powerful necromancers. Doesn't necromancy violate the Geneva convention?

KEK

What a weird video

Attached: FC9F9AA8-6FF7-499A-8976-4CC0D2B7C4D2.png (500x500, 262.75K)

yes helicopter pilots

Ivan, Putin did try to join NATO
theguardian.com/world/2021/nov/04/ex-nato-head-says-putin-wanted-to-join-alliance-early-on-in-his-rule
But as I said, they wanted special treatment, not become American protectorate like the rest of Europe.

> we all agree to let Russia have Ukraine and China have Taiwan if we all agree to get rid of every nuke
another Pandora's box was opened when biological, nuclear, and chemical weapons were first invented.
but then why do i suspect that you're below 18yo?

Hahahahahaha

Attached: 1647291661303.jpg (597x1024, 160.47K)

Hey, where are the retards that were dreaming of some counter-atack NW of Kiev yesterday? Do you feel stupid yet?

/k/ is sfw, no goreposting

Keep hope alive,it's literally killing the Ukrainian people, but keep doing it.

Attached: 1647489086500.jpg (633x629, 77.45K)

>BIG CHECHEN COCK

Attached: 15555.jpg (905x630, 98.05K)

The same reason monke blew up the apartment buildings in 1999.

Keep deflecting and ignore the desperate attempt at subversion you posted about.

Learn cyrillic, it will take you a few hours but makes following this war way easier.

>show up on social media
that's what chechens do best LMAO

Lol congrats two massive world powers vs a bunch of goat fucking inbreds. And the US Air Force just bombed the fuck out of them until there was nothing left.

Is this a picture for ants?

Attached: 1647284326347.jpg (1206x884, 115.15K)

It's over Ukrainian bros... we lost

Attached: the cope of a hohol.jpg (726x857, 123.97K)

Fake patch, cheap quality made by a Vatnik. Notice how the idiot gave it some "battle damage" to make it seem legit.
Never seen a captured patch with "battle damage" ever.

This is just part of the fake larp trying link FOG with some redditors.

Attached: IntelSlavaZog.png (871x889, 516.85K)

nigger, the guy who films it has a million followers on telegram and he posts regular pictures of his squad and his last post was 6h ago.

Are you overdosing on Ghost of Kyiv propaganda again?

HET!

>Bombing the whole country with >110,000 shorties before walking in with a soldier who raises a flag on the rubble might look good on paper, but doesn't work in reality.
But that's what we did dumbfuck, so it actually does work in reality.
The problem was after the regular army gets destroyed it becomes a war of occupation, not conquest. We won the war but lost the peace.

Russia hasn't even won the war yet.

Attached: rmp0xt681fq71.jpg (645x767, 64.58K)

Attached: zJPxvtTLF725dOVKtURMI7pVioipv5YhPKEcTzmi3IU(1).png (640x853, 711.84K)

how many hohol cum suckers would lick this gay's ass if it meant UKR got to keep just 1 minor city?

Attached: 1646602013499.jpg (1024x1118, 149.07K)

> /chug/ must die
-t me

Attached: uMuxRXVEaUu3l0PQb6cT1iJReDa6MU_zScYWqhqIjVo.jpg (562x713, 57.39K)

>cope and seethe comics

Attached: 28ug3D7mjZYrGCqg.webm (720x1226, 1.85M)

Yes Ukraine is basing its decision making on Any Forums threads. Good point, retard.

>all these cope responses

The Avengers have taken down 5 death eaters and almost have the Russians right where they want them. Once they're completely surrounded the Ukrainians will decimate them with the magic of friendship.

Oh? Are the about to take Moscow comrade?

You are the retarded one.
Look for help, I think it's over for you.

I haven't come here since like 20 days
did I miss any major happening? it doesn't seem like

Attached: 1647384836591.gif (100x100, 43.4K)

Attached: 1646205442963.png (972x747, 325.26K)

Attached: 1647236186842.jpg (1240x827, 281.36K)

lmao saved

Attached: 1647332502864.jpg (406x422, 18.29K)

Nothing major, just Ukraine slowly losing their country.

Attached: dead ukie pig troons.png (721x680, 249.91K)

>having that saved on your PC
I have bad news for you, user.

nope, Russians have basically been stuck for that long

Different helmet, different camo pattern.

Attached: 1647401412446.jpg (575x693, 139.88K)

Even ants have more mental capacity than you then.

Attached: 20bf82a2fb8d8a833b697e803e644fb8.jpg (265x300, 11.16K)

basado

Attached: IMG_20220316_234039.png (1382x3635, 2.3M)

>so it actually does work
user, the Iraq war lastet for 8 years and you lost.

And you didn't even just lose the country, you gifted it to your enemy, which has now control over it.

Attached: 9568DB5C-86D0-41F9-9F57-6A102643182D.gif (306x456, 155.29K)

Attached: IMG_2312.png (1920x1080, 3.37M)

Good idea. I can only work out a few. Time to brush up on my Duolinguo.

>we

iraq was a three trillion dollar waste of time. for us, of course. not the jewish oligarchs.

Excellent point.

Attached: D7B37865-03FF-4EA3-A88B-961E40D3B539.jpg (828x989, 372.88K)

please explain how this is happening

ahahahaha we takin over uhg - u dick suckers will puke urselves to death after UKR surrenders unconditionally

Attached: 1647234119393.png (470x470, 299.27K)

Iraqi irregulars did not beat the US military. By no metric did that occur. If that was the case we'd be being occupied right now by the very same ragheads you're talking about.

>oh no, not the capital letter

Attached: 1646222078570.png (604x604, 671.1K)

They don't need to.

Attached: IMG_2314.png (986x694, 1.06M)