It's 2009

and you didnt have to go to college or do an apprenticeship?

Perhaps you should stop imagining NEET cock sliding down your throat.

How do you afford it? Housing situation?

Yeah I live in a communist country there's no fucking point in working hard, let it all burn.

You have to be 18 to post here you stupid little faggot. They only made those compulsory about 3 years ago

>what is your income?
£300 a month
>where does it come from?
Unemployment benefit.
>do you live alone?
I live with my uncle. In the past I've lived with other family members.
>do you have a car?
Nope, but in the UK you can walk or take a bus anywhere you need to go.
>do you own your own place?
Nope.
>how do you pay taxes?
I don't.
>what do you do if a friend wants to do something that costs money?
I don't have any friends and I don't like going outside.

Kinos where the main character becomes homeless?

there is nothing honorable about being a lazy piece of shit. you do nothing for your race, nothing for your country by living off mommy's money and eating chicken tendies every night.

Nigger what? School ends at 16, if you want to you can go to college/apprenticeship but it's not mandatory.

How do you get 300 a month?

didnt know it was that recent

If you did participate you wouldn't have gained anything. So you made the right choice. I use the same logic about savings.

It is mandatory these days but that only came in a few years ago. Guy you are replying to is clearly underage

it is now

Starving the beast>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feeding the beast. He unironically is doing more against globohomo than the average wageslave.

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Sour grapes. Life is great.

>me but it's 1999 and not 2009

Already looking forward to waking up at 10am tomorrow morning and having a nice comfy brekkie.

Keep paying taxes to ZOG. They are working hard to import more subhumans and turn white kids trans. Idiot.

Are you at least a writer or something? Or will you leave nothing behind at all

> selective service in the uk

cope

>2008
>parents force me to go to high school
>skip school and hang out with the geriatrics at the library
good times.

have you ever fucked

>Or will you leave nothing behind at all
Imagine thinking the demiurge's realm was worth the effort.

oh whatever. call me back when you get a single lick of pussy. i hope you all die alone, fat pieces of shit.

Are you out of your cage already?

>single lick of pussy
I get pussy all the time. It's sad that you have to buy pussy honestly.

I totally get you. Fortunately I have a half decent gig going on that I like. But no fucking way would I do a mcjob, better be a neet.

What does my race do for me? What does my country do for me? If society doesn't owe me shit, why do I owe society the sweat of my brow?

We're past the point of no return. The only "redemption" awaiting humanity is nuclear holocaust. Wipe the slate clean with holy hellfire and start again.

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Fuck I thought gibs were more than that, here when you enrol in uni you get gibs, plus you can defer paying the fee, which if you never work again will be never -something I plan on doing soon.
Do you lift? it’s the one thing that has no downside

I graduated in 2007 and have been glued to a computer screen ever since. Just thousands of hours of posting and jacking off. Zombiebrowsing the internet and just F5ing tabs every few seconds waiting for something to change. Total mindlessness. It's amazing how fast time flies in that state. Just a glowing sea of electronic ephemera. I blinked and I was 30. I blinked again and I was 33.

Lol what are you leaving behind there Michelangelo?

If you're 25+ it's like £325 a month. You get even more if you're in a couple.

This. Everyday I regret not getting into crime when I was young and could pick up new things easily. I am ashamed of the taxes I pay and the work I do.

typical nigger. expecting everyone else to help you, never willing to give the effort to help yourself. you're no better than a nigger, and will always been one of those lazy monkeys in my eyes.

>£300 a month
How do you live off that? Does your uncle just pay for everything?

I feel sorry for your parents you are leeching off

Don't you feel bad for leeching off your mom

>T. Live off military disability

It's people like you that make me want to continue avoiding society. If I can keep dodging shitheads like you I will.

I have been neet for 9 years and incel all my life. I am once again proven right. Im glad I didnt invest in this shit

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god i hope you guys get ass raped by russia

>one of those lazy monkeys in my eyes.
Ohhhh nooo what will I doooooo?!?!? Hold on, wait, I just decided your opinion is stupid.

>presses S to spit

you are no better than some homeless drug addict, leeching off mommy and daddy like the child you are

He's saying that of others don't help him, theres no reason to help others.

You're getting drafted NEET so you better get fit and strong now while you can. Forget college or a career - meat target is your new career

>Be NEET
>Had all the time in the world to get Any Forums, so I did
>All the wagies I know are fat and out of shape because they have no time to work out or cook healthy meals
>Got redheaded green-eyed gf with nice wide hips that I regularly sex
>Busted huge nut inside her womb bareback last night
>Might do it again tonight but in the shower this time
>Wagie continues to cope and seethe

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Lmao how long until you kill yourself?

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>homeless drug addict, leeching off mommy and daddy
Based, I hope he enjoys is turn on the wheel of suffering. Nothing wrong with being a homeless drug addict if that's what you want.

My life as a NEET is falling apart. I'm extremely agoraphobic and it's ruining my life. I'm asking my parents for help to get back on my feet, and hopefully with their help I'll be able to live a normal life. I'll probably get off Any Forums once I start getting help. I won't forget this place though. I already feel like I've kind of checked out from Any Forums after being so invested for the past 7 years. I really hope I can get the help I need. This is the worst shape I've ever been in. I can't even leave my apartment.

I don't think we ever made the conscious decision to follow this path.
I at least didn't. I was a bizarre child. Even as a young child I knew I was different.
You don't end up like us overnight. Some of us were hurt bad when we were little. We always knew what we were. It was just accepting ourselves that elevated us.

I am in Norway before first Russian missile hits this shithole

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Get a trade retard.

>I WILL NEVER HAVE SEX
>I WILL NEVER WORK A DAY
>I WILL NEVER STUDY

5/5 shitposting on chans life for since 09

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Everyone who gives their labor is a cuck to globohomo
I don't care how much money you personally take home, you've payed your weight in keeping the Jews in power and the destruction of your race. work and don't pay taxes, or be a neet.
stop pumping your blood through this rotten corpse

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The ragie wagie in full exhibit

Better yet get some IT certs. Manual labor is for rednecks and beaners.

Based as fuck, keep it up

Based and comfypilled

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United States of America should cut off foreign aid to everyone and give it's citizens UBI

>The ragie wagie in full exhibit
Isn't it weird how larping as a neet causes so much wagie rage.

How will your mom support you, your gf, and future child?

All neets ultimately leach off of loved ones. Thats really the main downside.

Niggers leech off of you retard. You gave a random nigger 6 figures in your lifetime and here you are seething at another white man in the other side of the world who knows it's futile. You're no better than a fucking kike.

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>you do nothing for your race, nothing for your country
Look at your "race" and your country you delusional retard.
Look at the Anglo Saxon race, look at the other Germanic peoples and look at every fucking race in this damned world.
Imagine lifting a single finger for these rotten and degenerated masses.

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Boring hell I have so much time to do things and hone my skills

>How will your mom support you
How does the rain fall? How do the seasons change? Not my problem.

then why complain about them in your country, theyre doing work you refuse to do

Here you go little guy, I topped you off. You're welcome.

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yeah wageing for 50 years then spending 20 in a old folks home in pain and confusion shitting yourself is better…
holy fuck your are retarded

Fucking based NEETbros. Normalfags seething.

whos complaining about the ones who are hard working?

It'll catch up to you and you'll have to live on the street and eventually you won't have anyone who cares if you're alive or dead. If that's what you want godspeed and thanks for leaving the genepool

you act like you don't have a life working 40 hours a week.

That’s not NEETing that’s being insane

lol, faggot, at least niggers kill people

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I don't think they grasp that that isn't going to last forever. Being a fully grown adult that's financially dependent on others is also just miserable as fuck, why would you want to live that way?

>whos complaining about the ones who are hard working?
We appreciate wagie slaves. It makes the NEET lifestyle so much more abundant.

Don't forget getting choked out and punched in the face by your obese nigger caretaker.
Kek.

Yeah, keep shitting on other white people who don't want to contribute to an evil world retards. That'll make them want to leave their comfortable house and hand out CV's to pakis overnight.