/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #829

Previous: ▶WARNING
Be aware, any /chug/ thread that uses globohomo nuspeak wording in the OP (such as Kyiv) or cites UKROP sources (like video game footage) are fake shill threads.

▶Latest
>Ukrainian forces reportedly retreating to Slavyansk-Kramatorsk
>Russian army shelling reported in Kiev, Mariupol, Sumy, Chernihov, Kharkov
>Russian missile strike targeted TV tower in Vinnitsa, broadcast stopped
>Russian warships shelled the sea coast in the area of Lebedevka, Sanzheyka, Zatoka and Belenky
>Azov HQ / Mariupol Drama Theater destroyed, 1000+ allegedly there
>Mariupol forces beg Kiev for reinforcements
>Russia captures Kakhovka hydroelectric power station
>Russia shells Odessa, Kharkov, Chernihov, Nikopol. Fighting continues in Mariupol and Kiev
>Zelensky dismisses commander of Joint Forces Operation, appoints Gen. Moskaliov
>Russian MoD claims control of Kherson Oblast
>Tochka missile from Ukraine lands in Donetsk City, killing 20 civilians
>Yavorovsky had 1,000 foreigners, foreign instructors and weapons
>Yavorovsky military base hit with 30 cruise missiles
>Up to 180 foreign mercenaries killed by air strikes
>Russian Airborne Forces reinforce Irpin
>Three explosions in Kramatorsk
>Russian Aerospace Forces bombed Yavorovsky training ground in Lvov region
>Russians allegedly set up a logistics base in Chernobyl
>Powerful explosions heard in the area of Bucha, Irpin, Gostomel and Vorzel in the Kiev direction
>Kiev will only be conquered if Russia razes it to the ground - Zelensky

▶Livestreams
youtu.be/PLGHM4El_AU
youtu.be/HIPNVm6lNfM
youtu.be/iZebYm-nenY

▶News
t.me/s/intelslava
t.me/s/CIG_telegram
t.me/s/BellumActaNews

▶/chug/
rentry.org/chug2022
rentry.org/647x6 (videos)

▶Maps
See for a full list

Attached: 1647465445986.webm (1280x720, 2.09M)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/RNOBQdKMbl4
youtu.be/HJnKdZDgY-Q
youtu.be/kjvokQG7e7I
youtu.be/1I8yIuKJ_Y0
youtu.be/o-jkOKpIqp0
youtu.be/xjWXh9O0FFI
youtu.be/c1Cjxq5OlEA
youtu.be/CUR3NzS2mHc
youtu.be/kzzT6MkSq2U
twitter.com/RealPepeEscobar/status/1504178746718359565
wikileaks.org/plusd/cables/08MOSCOW265_a.html
nitter.42l.fr/LibertarianInst/status/1500222131464028160#m
valent-projects.com/who-are-we
youtube.com/watch?v=j1r2DXxcHmA
youtu.be/_Iw0m-Pc08Q
twitter.com/200_zoka/status/1504204831405355014
files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4
twitter.com/AnonBabble

She's so cute

Attached: 1646937092555.jpg (1024x768, 120.41K)

They said it couldn’t be done—but dare we say our homemade version of Sneed™ fried chicken is better than the original recipe? We start with a flavorful combination of 11 gummy bears you already have in your pantry and combined them with feed and brown soil to create the makings of that savory Sneed™ crunch you crave. After that, it doesn’t get any easier than fudging and sludging the chicken and frying it up in hot oil. If you’ve ever wondered how to make Sneed™ chicken, the secret is here.

I could fix her

*TING* *TING* *TING*
GATHER AROUND /CHUG/BROS

you will not like this

but..

it would be good to have Lookner address the spooky tweet question
yes yes Lookner is annoying, not a friend ect ect
but even he cannot hide from the spookiness of this tweet

Attached: Screenshot_20220316_213103.png (724x1132, 300.34K)

love her she's so aesthetic

Chuggees I'm gonna need an explanation of the Z falling out of the sky around 1.40 here

Attached: 1647465213042.webm (554x310, 2.59M)

i don't care about this war, why should i care?

We'll teach our citizens to love our country

Attached: 1647466191900.jpg (712x639, 55.55K)

Comedy GOLD

Attached: the great shitposter of čečenia.jpg (823x896, 126.05K)

Attached: memri.png (428x239, 278.4K)

Reminder to not reply to goreposters or obvious disinformation spreaders. They want you to notice them. The more you reply, the more they will post. Ignore them.

Attached: 1647194008499.jpg (1712x4096, 322.54K)

Attached: image_2022-03-16_223517.png (643x804, 69.75K)

Attached: 1646962889337.webm (1280x720, 2.91M)

which tweet? so many tweets . . .

bloodthirsty hohol animals will flood your borders and start killing you for fun when there's no one left in Ukraine

Where do Pajeets stand in this conflict? What is their government position on this war? What do regular street shitting sirs think?

The mind of the Hohol is so perverse, materialist and alien that it has become unacceptable for ethnic Russians to live either side-by-side with them or live under their social-political-economic-judicial system. Partition of Ukraine is now a necessity including the Russians in the Ukrainian parts moving to the new Russian part and vice-versa.

Z!

>no one hasn't found her VK
maybe she's not a social media kind of girl [spoiler] and thats a good thing [/spoiler]

Attached: 16473505036950.png (739x675, 169.03K)

Why isn't Putin 50 points ahead?

Attached: 1647128774553.jpg (666x1024, 90.11K)

Back back Lemberg/Lvov already kurwa jasna cholera

OMG A VEHICLE WAS DESTROYED THE WHOLE WAR IS OVER

1:20

Goreposters are anti-human! There is a good side in this war and it is not the Capitalists!

Attached: past and present.jpg (700x966, 130.62K)

>We need a no fly zone over UKRAINE!!!
>We need it NOW!!

Attached: Screenshot_20220316-143206.png (1080x1038, 692.94K)

I could milk her

I hope every asiatic russian shitskin suffers.

Attached: 1646351793672.png (1423x2048, 1.89M)

>not Act Nau!
lame

World War 3 Mix
youtu.be/RNOBQdKMbl4
>Russian Invasion Themes
youtu.be/HJnKdZDgY-Q
youtu.be/kjvokQG7e7I
>Ukrainian band plays dont worry be happy
youtu.be/1I8yIuKJ_Y0
>Ukrainians blow up russian tank
youtu.be/o-jkOKpIqp0
>Drone hits russian armored vehicle
youtu.be/xjWXh9O0FFI
>War Cum Compilation
youtu.be/c1Cjxq5OlEA
>Ukrainian Insurgency Theme
youtu.be/CUR3NzS2mHc
>Tanks ambushed
youtu.be/kzzT6MkSq2U

Attached: IMG_20220308_144114_977.jpg (1280x818, 118.08K)

Attached: 1647388529692.jpg (640x360, 45.18K)

Fair.
But the we know that they know, and they know that we know antics are pretty funny.

is this based or what?

twitter.com/RealPepeEscobar/status/1504178746718359565

Looks like Polish kikes want to snatch some territories from Belarus, if Russia is taking all of Hoholstan.
So this was the reason Poles were visiting in Kiev yesterday.

there is nothing to fix, mutt

I am genuinely sad I didn't know about this man prior to this war because he is a top notch shitposter,

Oh don't mind if I do

Attached: 1647012807685.png (400x400, 138.4K)

What do you guys think about this?
wikileaks.org/plusd/cables/08MOSCOW265_a.html
nitter.42l.fr/LibertarianInst/status/1500222131464028160#m

Attached: nato.png (1224x1168, 947.78K)

I dont know, Balts are more butthurt than Poland even

Why do tactical losses matter?
You're not going to get an accurate count anyways so it's quite pointless.

Hit us too mommy

Kekd

Attached: 1640624635638.jpg (719x901, 80.06K)

POOPA

Attached: i4Ag0C8D-Hg.jpg (800x514, 65.58K)

/chug/uev wen

she is ugly 3 out of 10

forgot the pic

Attached: image_2022-03-16_223804.png (642x509, 206.17K)

Nigger

Z-bros I don't feel so good...

Reminder to the chuds on here that Russians aren't actually white, they only look white

Attached: admixture-comparison.png (2400x1878, 1.11M)

Ive heard that India was planning to buy ~3 million barrels of Russian oil around 2 days agao

>poopa
uuh ngl i'd just call it пoпa lad

best part

this thread
made me think about how Any Forums is a main conduit/transit point between meme warfare spooks and the rest of the internet. the others (telegram, OSINT twitter, etc) don't have the same cachet or reach.

it also got me wondering about the entities which are not "official" spooks (i.e. their pay stubs come from a government) but which are spook adjacent- "cutouts" or front companies, like Valent Projects, which gets brought up in here a lot
valent-projects.com/who-are-we

in that thread they talk about these dark web meme think tanks and OP claims that that's who's behind a lot of memes like pepe, wojak, virgin/chad, i hate the antichrist etc etc which have spread throughout the internet and influenced the collective consciousness. you can see something similar being done right now with the cringe Putin Monke meme (which itself derives from an earlier op, "return to monke" which probably comes from one of these meme-groups)

basically, yes, real spooky hours

>i-i-it's only a tactical loss!!!111! We WINNING !!!
Z
Z
Z
Z

Attached: pp,840x830-pad,1000x1000,f8f8f8.jpg (1000x1000, 79.22K)

don't forget to smile

Attached: all smiles.png (739x675, 127.75K)

The beast resisted 4 arg shots and the crew is alive, amazing

Source of this anime?

No Cunny For Old Men

Bless this man, he's so based.

Attached: 1646434283781.jpg (544x604, 262.28K)

it'll be €3 for a loaf of bread soon

Based cousin

no country for old men

ANIME = DEGENERACY. GO BACK Any Forums

TPИКC

Kek there's absolutely no evidence of an air attack in the theater. There's only a couple of still images of it's destruction.
Azov really did it, didn't they?

Attached: ls3usjvpe9k41.jpg (1280x847, 189.82K)

Based and true

Attached: 1644691634928.webm (1920x1080, 2.76M)

I don't even care who rules in Belarus but the white red white flag is so much better than the current one. You guys can keep Lukashenko or whatever but just please change the flag to that. Makes us seem more like Commonwealth bros too.

Attached: beautiful-young-girl-holding-white-red-white-flag-belarus-tricolor-symbol-belarusian-protest-isolated-white-cartoon_135176-1219.jpg (826x754, 45.47K)

What the fuck is up with that theater?

You can always eat cake instead

who's this monte nigger

Thanks

seriously where the fuck did that body come from

>Kalibr cruise missiles hit military warehouse in Sarny (Rivne region of Ukraine).

>Kalibr cruise missiles hit military warehouse in Sarny (Rivne region of Ukraine).

>Kalibr cruise missiles hit military warehouse in Sarny (Rivne region of Ukraine).

>Kalibr cruise missiles hit military warehouse in Sarny (Rivne region of Ukraine).

Ukraine destroying their own warehouses, because they're winning and don't need them anymore!

Remind me what kind of board this is again faggot

SHE'S SO CUTE SHE COULD NUKE ANYONE SHE WANTS WITH PRETTY MUCH NO CONSEQUENCES
OH BUT IF I WERE TO DO IT I'D BE LIKE SOME KIND OF MONSTER
IT'S NOT FAIR BROS

Sono Bisque Doll wa Koi wo Suru - episode 02

I understand this image is supposed to be about russia flirting with nuclear war but it's still stupid.

Attached: 1636291461282.webm (266x360, 942.71K)

Wasn't this common knowledge? Belarus and Ukraine has been the red line for Russians since the late 90s.

I wish Russian female girls were real...

This is from the linked document in the tweet Are the glowies trying to coup Belarus again?

I can post the remaining (3) pages if you want.

Attached: belarus_coup1.png (797x869, 207.91K)

Sono bisque doll. Wholesome kino.

Attached: 1646780783431.webm (1920x1080, 1.5M)

I was just looking for an opportunity to post that image. The golden highlight of boomer comic propaganda.

Fuck I love the Russian nuke girl so fucking much. You do not understand. I would crawl through a mile of barbed wire just to hold her hand.

nice if true

just say you want animu user its easy being honest

Attached: 1647139534207.jpg (640x948, 162.97K)

That guy's the CIA director now and probably the reason Biden said no troops and no aircraft. He's like the only in the natsec architecture who understands this issue.

***GORDON RAMSAY VOICE***

>YOU BURNED THE STEAK SO BAD IT STOLE MY BIKE!

Attached: Screenshot_20220316-233041.jpg (1080x1689, 503.55K)

Nah, take Lvov and leave

No shit, because Russia told them

Good country you have here. It would be shame if something happened to it.

Attached: photo_2021-07-06_22-50-54.jpg (500x750, 47.41K)

Why the fuck are Azov filming things with drones

Nobody told you yet? The future is Eurasian.

Attached: 1572365161677.jpg (640x692, 75.8K)

There was a second tank, you could see at the end of the full video

Attached: 17.gif (450x253, 849.7K)

nice artwork

Attached: 16903215_1860372124179418_8921800030020498997_o.jpg (1080x1920, 219.38K)

I wonder if all japs worship blond girls as much as indians do irl

Men like you would only fight in a war in which you face no risk. You understand nothing and will always be cock holsters for real men.

If they do that people will just think you accidentally merged a polish flag with an Indonesian one.

I hope Putin moves all the ethnic Russians to the People's republics and makes a nuclear pig roast of eastern """"Ukraine""""

Most likely. The things Azov scum did in the past is nothing compared to blowing up a theater.

I mean ye Russia is likely winning given what we know about territory changing hands.
Can't tell much more because there is very little reliable information.

Attached: 1629146757775.png (1920x1080, 1.14M)

Sirs bought loads of Russian oil without petrodollar.

Azov niggers beheaded WHEN?

Attached: 1647462413842 9923fgchj45.webm (640x634, 1.51M)

Nice and based.

Anime is about taking control of your destiny and forging a new future through strength and determination. That's not degenerate user.

Attached: animemummy.jpg (597x850, 58.52K)

Marushka R34 when?

do you havesource?

>OFO2KAld
Lol, the memes write themselves

after the war probably

>at 1.40
>webm is 1.30 long

The paid ones are paid by the (you), so ignoring them wastes their time and starves their families.

Most of the weapons in those warehouses were already sent to the frontline, they were no longer necessary so them being destroyed is meaningless

anti-anime board

Any new map gains?

Attached: comfy happening in chug.png (1100x1100, 825.5K)

I sincerely apologize for cyberbullying.

Attached: 1646762753362.png (168x210, 52.6K)

wtf

is this real?

sneed

Attached: FNE6pDhacAI5Thf.jpg (931x1553, 589.59K)

>posting a day one gorepic
Not going to make it

Animation here is insane, how she blushes and touch her hair, nice detail.

Bros, I'm scared for Luka. What are the chances of a NATO funded insurgency getting started right fucking now in Belarus after the absolute travesty of their failed color revolution?

Attached: 1644969755149s.jpg (125x100, 2.63K)

>it’s another “American defense companies lobby for involvement in a shithole countries war as a way to test their weapon systems, while at the same time manipulating the media so radlibs are turned into fervent Lockheed supporters” episode
It’s genuinely all so tiresome. I’ll just continue saving “money(usd)” while going to uni before fucking off in a few years.
Maybe I should learn Chinese or something

inb4
>"Heh, it's over putinbros. No gains in 4 days, two more weeks, 15 billion per day campaign, now you can't even hit actual enemies and resort to just striking meaningless warehouses that were actually empty. It's over, steinerchenkovsky's counterattack will get to moscow."

Btw idk where user saw that, but this is the best I found.
youtube.com/watch?v=j1r2DXxcHmA

Any Forums can jews be nazis

Shorter version

Attached: 1647460055502.webm (1024x768, 1.68M)

Casualties weren't confirmed still. The west just shoots for 1000 since it is a big and alarming number. Hope there weren't as many. Shills forget that Azov burned people alive in a building in Odessa and here they would tip toeing for some reason.

What would you know. Someone who actually knows what he´s talking about instead of fucking propaganda.

They only ones you can listen to are people who have a clue about warfare and geopolitics and can bring logical analysis. Politicians and press are just lying bastards.

youtu.be/_Iw0m-Pc08Q

holy shit is that real????

Attached: 1646389692379.jpg (907x1280, 254.19K)

This ugly woman would crawl after you if you showed her a little attention.

You could have just asked me to post more.

Attached: 1643405298526.webm (1920x1080, 1.89M)

true, but carbs are for plebs anyway
I only eat protein

>you'll never have a eurasian gf
why even live?

Attached: 1647007382338.jpg (764x653, 77.44K)

GAY

Is this real?

I would love to meet women who still get shy and flustered
I've never seen them IRL though, I suspect they don't actually exist

Attached: d7294ug-abc98e47-7490-466d-b9c2-0d08fe017bb3.png (609x736, 112.97K)

did someone pick him up yet?

Attached: dead russian soldier two weeks kharkiv.jpg (1000x2008, 555.17K)

I am 100% sure this time they gi directly on russia

Yeah I bet you'll do wonders covering her in tattoos and piercings and fixing her with a nigger bf.

this

In Soviet Russia, she would fix you!

>Maybe I should learn Chinese or something
不可以

Attached: denkinai.jpg (200x200, 7.92K)

Nazis, no. Fascists, sure

is this real?

When is this special operation going to end?

What is Russia's strategy and why is the progress around the capital so slow? What are they targeting now and what goals are they trying to achieve?

Trying to understand Russia's goals discarding the retarded propaganda we're being fed. According to our media Russian soldiers hunt random civilian passerbys in the streets for sport and their goal is to commit war crimes for no reason.

can?
Jews are the real nazis

>YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE IT BUT THIS IS WHAT PEAK ORC LOOKS LIKE

Attached: Screenshot_20220316-233132.jpg (781x924, 121.59K)

Don't forget, the shills are on full alert, because Russia BTFOs Ukraine in Mariupol and in Kiev.
Keep /chug/ging, bros and stay comfy.
Good night.

Attached: sergei.jpg (225x350, 57.96K)

they have police. what sort of "insurgency" ?
people are scared of possible violence and don't want to get jailed either

Confirmed real.

I don't care either, I'm just here for the shit posting

Any word on this chap?

Attached: 1646597031441.png (402x1082, 371.61K)

come on fagot, at this point everybody knew what was goin to happen

anime website

Attached: 1640415365205.png (2200x2500, 2.02M)

It was. It has been since 1991. The issue is whether anyone inside the natsec establishment believed the Russians would ever hit back. They did in 2008 in Georgia and the US still thought they could get away with Ukraine.

Have you had a smile today? You are perfect and very handsome! I am glad to be friends with such good looking friends! You are all so nice! You make me happy with lots of smiles!

>FOR MORDOR!

Attached: Screenshot_20220316-232902.jpg (804x1231, 128.57K)

Propaganda and virtue signaling can't feed a hohol forever Krautski

Not soon enough, I pray for the Russians that will have to route them from the industrial district when they're backed into a corner like the rats they are.

Attached: 96485395_p0.png (2200x2700, 3.92M)

Thanks to that video we know they are DEEP into the city
Also is it a T-64????

Attached: photo_2022-03-16_20-43-57.jpg (1280x747, 143.25K)

Belarus is about to fuck Kiev sideways, get your popcorn ready for shill cope

no really, I flew off the handle
guy literally stopped posting after that

>Be russian army
>Drive into Ukraine as fast as possible, bragging about the "territory" you've conquered, without taking any cities.
>Find out everyone behind you is hostile, even supply lines going through Belarus
>Run out of gas in the middle of Ukrainian wilderness and starve

What did Putin mean by this?

some ukrainian refugees started appearing in my home town but they got placed in the shitty part where all the previous migrants live and now theyre seething on facebook cuz they expected a white sweden not syria

Slow (I'm assuming) is because of the 6 grillion "negotiations". As for everything else, I don't know.

What da deer doin

Based Biden

>twitter.com/200_zoka/status/1504204831405355014

probably forced as sniper bait or managed to run away

if this guy is ever assassinated, the world will become more boring

Attached: 1517632726463.png (264x400, 26.45K)

I would also like to know how the Morse Coder of Kiev is doing...

im so fucking worried bros
i don't know if it's the demoralization or anything
i fear putin is going to cuck out
zelensky will get away with it with just neutrality guarantees and some limited demilitarization
no dniper borders, no serious concessions (other than donetsk and luhansk), no union state ukraine, nothing

do you really think that putin is enough of a cuck to let such a thing happen?

death porn is all they have

Oleg Mongol

He's still stuck on Margit

Attached: down in the breadlines.png (972x2332, 2.5M)

yes, there have been a million american foreign policy experts and military strategists - very well-respected people within the us establishment - that have said this exact thing for fifteen years

>I only eat protein
the natural kind is the best

don't worry, they had internet back in ukr

Can you gib link pls ?

>memeflaggot
>makes shit up
What did this gay boy mean this?

never, russians should have too much dignity for that. i hope they give them fair trials

>some ukrainian refugees started appearing in my home town but they got placed in the shitty part where all the previous migrants live and now theyre seething on facebook cuz they expected a white sweden not syria
KEK
didnt a ukranian 18 yo refugee in Germany got raped already???

hell make that 25

>RUSSIA IS LE SAURON!

Attached: 1595393288133.png (640x591, 18.19K)

PUT THIS WHORE IN A CHUG LOGO

based sneed

Don't forget about the user huffing his roommates panties

Why is a greek rootin for putin? He is not your friend. Also, nice trips, checked.

why not

>feed a hohol forever
holodomor v.2 when?

I wouldn't wish Sweden on anyone

Attached: 1646687975460.jpg (1920x3621, 1.73M)

Some day, user, some day maybe we'll get our eurasian gfs... Live and hope.

Attached: 1575369566766.jpg (768x1024, 131.14K)

She got raped twice in the same night.

lmao beggars can't be choosers.
(seriously though, fix your shit sweden)

It doesn't make Ukrainians look good to leave people's bodies exposed.

End of oligarchs in Russia?
files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4

Slowly but steady they will learn the truth about their God - The West

Stop being frocio

Capital is a big city where a lot of civilians with guns and actual soldiers, you never ever want to fight in a city. And never ever ever to figint in a city with civilians who you shouldnt kill.
Looks like tactic is to capture Mariupol and Kharkov, maybe siege Nikolaev and go to Odessa. Also continue to push enemy near Donetsk.

I figure china is my best bet since all my work experience is in aerospace development. What a fucking grim time to be a yank.

of course, I meant meat

it takes some fucking nerve to say that while everything even vaguely russian is getting censored outright

cope nigger

Attached: 333.png (1533x1545, 1.2M)

Oligarchs are now in the US, they're called Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk...

The difference between Kadyrov and Azov niggers is that Azov niggers are animals that need their gore videos to feel like men. Kadyrov and Chechens don't.

So are ukraine posters this scummy to post random dead bodies. Because that game can be played on both sides. It just derails the conversation desu. All this seems like a massive cope by some shizo posters

Hyhj

Attached: IMG_20220316_224711_649.jpg (1280x960, 443.06K)

>MY PRECIOUS

Attached: Screenshot_20220316-233017.jpg (953x1336, 254.34K)

If Russia wins I'll say I always knew they would and act smug.
If Ukraine gets any kind of obviously favorable outcome I'll say I always knew they would and act smug.
That's why being user is great. I have meme folders for each ready.

Attached: 1647411771015.jpg (479x394, 92.8K)

Do you think there is pic related inside the tank?

Attached: milje.jpg (1000x640, 98.03K)

>twice
What a champ ...

Attached: 1643361940308.jpg (960x1280, 88.01K)

that's some bootleg kiana we have there

also some arabs in my class were crying about racism today because news broke that we're gonna have to start sending some back in order to make room for the ukrainians

Gonna need and explanation here of im gonna start monkeypoasting

Attached: 1647460293946.png (400x359, 150.29K)

More like the end of the upper-middle class

Based anonanon

We're trying to let civilians leave the city to avoid major killings. Ukrainian military detain civilians, preventing them from leaving cities