Into the cagie while your wife spends your wagie

You’d probably get robbed in one of those in America

based as fuck

>letting your wife get hit on by chad at Victoria's Secret
cuck

chad
beta faggots
is she goes shopping she can take my money and HER girlfriends but im not going to be part of that lmfao
>husband points
modernman.jpg

now thats cringe

going shopping with a gf/wife is torture. i'll never do it again.

Fpbp

Fpbp

Seriously fucking based.
China won. Shut it down.

>implying dude in picrel has a wife

Why is China so futuristic. I feel like Im watching Futurama

Only acceptable if you want to buy something too or at a grocery store. Otherwise, only betas slum around while she browses pants for half an hour.

These chambers have an incognito mode where the glass blacks out when you turn the porn on

>HER girlfriends
Yeah...

retard. letting your wife spend your money is lindy.
in fact, it should be only your wife spending money on the boring stuff like clothes, food, etc. you should order her what to buy and she'll buy it for you.
in fact the only time when you should be spending money yourself is when you buy cool shit for yourself, like cars etc

nice try, satan

comfy

cheap consumerist shit isnt futuristic.

>cuck cage

>private lounge
>windows everywhere
Not entirely private, now is it?

I had a good time every time I went shopping with my gf. Spent most of the time playing grab-ass and joking around. Now that I'm single all my clothes have holes.

I love going shopping with my wife. I get to control how much she spends and grope her in the dressing room like a pervert, except its just my wife this time.

Fpbp

The catch is its not soundproof so everyone will hear what you're watching and doing

this
>Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
Ephesians 5:22

youtube.com/watch?v=Dz5320R-qH4

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looks comfy, does it run elden ring ?

Most couples shop together. If you mean buying clothes and such I go into one store and she goes into the other. Just don't marry a woman that goes on day long shopping sprees.

You are already married. What points do you need?

based narigón

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>not going to the mall with your wife only to tell her she isn't getting shit

>all my clothes have holes.
youtube.com/watch?v=TnxGHRlevlQ

If a woman can do it then so can you.

That's just a video game and some retard added the meme

China:

Also China: "Why do oir birth rateskeep plummeting?"

whats so bad about it ? everyone who ever had to go shopping with a bitch is glad if he gets to sit in one of those

She's cucking you

> Now that I'm single all my clothes have holes.

Unexpected kek

Lol do you really think that? In reality they hate you for being faggy. No man would wste time at the mall when we can be out in the wild shooting deer.

I actually know how to sew and fix my clothes... but you can still tell I haven't bought a new pair of pants years just by looking at them.

>See? See all this? YOU GET NOTHING! AHAHAHAHA

>wander around mall with wife while she squees over shoes and knick-knacks for three hours
>play vidya in the cuck pod
neither is very appealing but I would probably take the pod too

It's important for the husband to be there; it makes it easier to identify the body when she falls into the gears of the escalator.

>husband points
Not only is that massive faggotry but shopping takes 4x as long because I need to do whatever faggotry she wants to do and then we are going over to Burlington coat factory and Lowe’s so I can see home and garden shit and get more useful shit like nuts, cotter pins and washers. She doesn’t want to be at Lowe’s, I don’t want to do her bullshit with her friends and fuck around in Spencers and other goth shit. Everyone wins.

I wish we still had arcades in malls

Nice a stage for me to masturbate

>husband points
Go back to plebbit