I just tested positive for covid 19. I'm a fat...

I just tested positive for covid 19. I'm a fat, unvaxxed neet who's diet consists of microwave meals and chicken tendies.
How fucked am I?

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>I just tested positive for something that doesn't exist
You'll be fine.

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How old are you? How fat are you? Any other conditions such as diabetes, heart issues?

>diet consists of microwave meals and chicken tendies
You've created an environment in your body so toxic that no invading organism can take hold. You're probably protected.

Go about your day as if nothing is happening but drink more water faggot

no conditions, 22.

RIP user

whats the best brand of microwave tendies down under? ive found a good brand of microwave chips but not tendies yet

that thing's green!

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>Microwave chips
Wtf that sounds disgusting

you're fine man
im 40, overweight and dont eat the best
load up on the meme supplements (c,d,zinc,nac,quercetin), panadol, water, daily spoons of honey, and rest

"Never go full retard"
You should have listened.
Start by loosing weight, that's your best move.
Just eat less industrial food, and replace it with plain salad (no dressing).

bro you're a fatfuck you should have got vaxxed
t. fit pureblood

>40, overweight and dont eat the best
got covid, and was fine

>Not cooking tendies in a sandwich press.
user you're doing it wrong.

You're in no danger.

>Big news i got the flu
Wow, you're not gonna die If you don't think of yourself dying and If you don't go to hospital because you think you can't breathe with throat full of mucus

Natural selection takes its course.

drop microwave, get airfryer

When it moves from your head to your chest, I recommend sleeping on your stomach to help prevent pneumonia.

Might have a snotty nose for a good few days

im fat, blading prediabetic virgin neet with asthma
didn't get vaxxed
don't give a fuck about any of it

Very, obesity correlates with higher death rate from COVID
But thankfully even if you died, nothing of value was lost
DEATH TO ANTI VAXXERS

Just go get some vit d and zinc and sit in the sun.

omicron killing you would be a wonder, but I don't really know HOW much you destroyed your body already.

>T. Boomer afraid of the flu

nothing will happen and you will develop immunity so you'll be fine & don't even need any kike vaxxes after.

I'm fat and had virtually no symptoms besides a desire to take a nap.

Iam fat lazy and it was 3 weeks of paid leave with extremely mild symptoms if i didnt knew it was covid i would still go to work ad it way so mild. Afc unavaxed chad

you'll survive. i am sorry

Stuck your finger up your asshole and lick it

You'll be fine... Unless you are afraid of some shit flu with only 99.96% of survival rate.

Your good I’m fat and smoke two packs a day and drink heavy and I got Covid and had sniffled for 2 days

You’ll live. Here the prescription for non smokers of your age is just rest at home for a week.