NOBODY FUCKING MOVE!!
I HAVE CAPTURED PRESIDENT ZELENSKY AND WILL PULL THE TRIGGER UNLESS MY DEMANDS ARE MET!!
AAAAAAAAA
Jayden Clark
Luis Reyes
Kek
Owen Murphy
What are your demands?
Grayson Thompson
Poland
Oliver Butler
Pig lives just don't matter that much.
Josiah Flores
Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's)
James Long
that will be $19.95+ tip
Ayden Sanchez
Hey that is my spirit animal nigger. Behave yourself
Nathaniel Barnes
Jaxon Powell
i would rape him desu and make him my boywife
Jordan Butler
meme'd
Ryder Nelson
Christopher Collins
The pig, Zelensky, or the femboy?
Mason Ward
Better yet, fuck marry kill
Jason Evans
THAT'S NOT ZELENISKY, THAT'S THE LOCAL COP AND MCDONALD'S CUSTOMER.
HAVE MERCYYYYY
Josiah Richardson
That is not Zelensky, it is his body double, The Porcine of Podilsk
Gavin Howard
BLAYT
Elijah Richardson
NOOOO NOT THE PIGGO NOT THE HECKIN' PORKER NOT THE WHOLESOME SWINERINOOO OINKER NOOOOOOOO
Liam Long
There was an episode of Black Mirror where kidnappers took his daughter then made the Prime Minister fuck a pig on live TV.
Ethan Russell
no there isn't, that was live bong television
Jaxson Reyes
*moves* get rekt nerd
Sebastian Bennett
That's quite steep, more than the Russian GDP this year