Reportedly by 2060 most men will be infertile because of plastics.
It's slowly turning the population female.
That means for the emergence of the GIGGA Chad to happen you must do the following.
Limit your use of plastics, Canned drink, Canned food and use majority fresh stuff that has little contact with plastic.
Get a water filter.
Swap over to boxes instead of underpants
Grow a beard.
Trim your nails
Brush your teeth, now and tonight.
Comb your hair.
Wash your clothes, even if it's 3 in the morning do it now and put it on the line.
Have a shower.
Clean up your room, make sure the sheets on your bed are clean that's the reason for the smell.. get rid of any bottles. You spend too much on food deliveries, could buy a car with that money or a new pc.
Write down your thoughts in diary.
Talk to a fertility expert and they'll explain more.
>Brush your teeth, now and tonight Infertility beckons
Jackson Gonzalez
Its not the plastics or the seed ols as much as its the toothpaste Niggers in africa do not brush their teeth and have like 12 kids
Jackson Morgan
i dont eat the plastic
i throw it away
Dylan Morales
the whole microplastic thing is total bullshit lol. the reason everyone in the world is turning into a faggot is because of 100 years of zero childhood mortality and they spread their dirty mutant genes everywhere.
Bentley Clark
Throughout my entire teenage years I only drank water bottles and I drank a lot each day. And also milk (from plastic carton) What is going to happen to me?
nothing bro, you just poop out the bad shit your body doesnt want
Hudson Jackson
there is nothing to show microplastics are anymore harmful to you than pure water itself. completely fucking retarded bullshit. you have this stupid shit every decade of some hysterical apocalyptic threat, another stupid fucking shit thing, it's gone on for 70 fucking years.
it's just tiny bits of plastic which go straight through your body.
Gavin Phillips
You are probably gonna be lower test for a few years, more susceptible to disease. Treat your body well, and the effects will go away relatively soon. Walk around on grass barefoot
Adrian Sullivan
Well I'm 25 now and I always walk barefoot because I'm too lazy to put my shoes on so consider me cured
Oliver Turner
>Tiny bits of plastic, a material often made from fossil fuels, are floating around in your body >"SORRY, A MAN IN A LAB COAT DIDN'T TELL ME THIS WAS BAD, SO I DON'T BELIEVE IT!"
I fucking hate you retarded, brainlet redditors. Think for your fucking self for once. God damn you're stupid.