IT'S LITERALLY HAPPENING!!!

Literally anyone can start a business, doesn't mean he's successful in anyway.

How? It was my understanding that contracts with minors were not binding. Who would enter into one with a boss who may very well scrap it all to concentrate on vidya

what happened to his chin?

how do you think the news found out about this story? one of his shit parents is running his life and used him for advertisement by tipping the news to his company to get free press that the parent guided them into starting in the first place.

Yeah, they make it out like the kid is a supergenious. Neglect to show everyone the fact he has a decamillionaire Dad who's using the Galileo-Archimedes-Plato-Socrates master-apprentice model of education. Rather than putting them through education that dumps everyone into minimum wage except 5% of that population who is able to climb the zombie ladder to the top of the pyramid.

My mom used to believe that kind of shit.
>"Look, that kid is so smart, he's a CEO of 2 companies and you, you can't even do your homework."

It cost $80 to incorporate in Florida.

>lizard people

there was this one guy named like Maddox or something who was this 13 year old prodigy who was the youngest millionaire or some shit but in reality his dad wrote a bunch of "courses" (courses are just advice and pyramid schemes to teach idiot dudes how to be badass and rich, basically the male version of MLMs that girls get tricked into). and then his dad tipped off the news to show off his genius son and it was all just bullshit. i can't find the little asshole anymore but he had some bullshit name like gauge or lazer or maddox.

also another big one was this teenage niglet who scammed a bunch of churches out of millions of dollars and he was some prodigy investor and the news ran with it for a long fucking time before they had to admit he was a scammer.

these are always schemes by future psychopaths or the kids of psychopaths.

my 17 year old nephew is refusing to go to college because he is going to have a business spray painting shoes

wow that's really smart, the sneaker hype wave started to die in 2017 so now is the time to get into the business!

is he on the tiktok?

if a money printer can be president
littlefaggits can be CEOs

>he didn’t cruise his way into the uterus on his own private ship

Don’t talk to me you peasant SWIMMER

da fuck jews gonna do once all the goy become NEETs ?

>flag
I believe you. And we have our answer

kek

>Any Forums blown the fuck out
i think you mean Any Forums

> not being a test tube baby

*laughs in privilege*

I'm a schizo

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When I was 12 I unironically had a business flipping bags of shit that farmers would give away for free, then i'd haul them into town and sell them for $2 a bag.

Use to make like $100-$200 a week, shit was literally so cash.

He's clearly the CEO of Hair Salons...

this is still one of the funniest things ive seen

He's a regular on Any Forums you mongoloid.

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im pretty sure he is but hed be mortified if i knew what it was
my mom thinks hes some kind of prodigy

The kid knew how to create his own corporation and write 10 million dollars of future debt to himself that he wrote off and charged to the bank to make it fuck off.

Such a Genius. I can understand why Hitler hated them.

same story going around twitter but with the pic of a girl