/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #781

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>Russia shells Odessa, Kharkov, Chernihov, Nikopol. Fighting continues in Mariupol and Kiev
>Zelensky dismisses commander of Joint Forces Operation, appoints Gen. Moskaliov
>Russian MoD claims control of Kherson Oblast
>Tochka missile from Ukraine lands in Donetsk City, killing 20 civilians
>Yavorovsky had 1,000 foreigners, foreign instructors and weapons
>Yavorovsky military base hit with 30 cruise missiles
>Up to 180 foreign mercenaries killed by air strikes
>Russian Airborne Forces reinforce Irpin
>Ramzan Kadyrov in Ukraine
>Three explosions in Kramatorsk
>Russian Aerospace Forces bombed Yavorovsky training ground in Lvov region
>Russians allegedly set up a logistics base in Chernobyl
>Powerful explosions heard in the area of Bucha, Irpin, Gostomel and Vorzel in the Kiev direction
>Kiev will only be conquered if Russia razes it to the ground - Zelensky
>Berdyansk, Kherson, Irpin, and Energodar have fallen - Mariupol, Chernihov, Kharkov surrounded or besieged
>Airfield in Lutsk heavily bombarded
>Pentagon says serious advance of Russian troops toward Kiev
>Chinese drone producer DJI Global uses proprietary software to reduce Ukrainian drone capabilities
>Mayor of Ukrainian city Melitopol captured by Russian forces
>Ukrainian drone crashed in Zagreb
>Russia trying to evacuate Izium, DPR took Volnovakha

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>tfw no ДoнMaк
I'm calling it a night frens, sweet dreams /chug/

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Here, enjoy.

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When are the Tiger Forces arriving?

ROICISM posting never gets old

Sleep well bud!
Dream of gainz and golden wheat.

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what did russians mean by liquidate?

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What are Tiger Forces?

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I'll ask again
does anyone have the video of a dude from azov asking for help in mauripol?

Sweet dreams user

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Press S to Spit

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WHERE THE FUCK IS STEINER?

>explain

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Ivan…

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Looking for the Putin webm tracing around his notepad. Thanks bros

thanks for bread argie bro

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>tfw pic related still haven't condemned Russia or said anything about the war at all

Dare I say it, based? How long until new album about ukrainian war?

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>The Pentagon has said

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>The Pentagon has said.
You don't get it do you...

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This seems severe.

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>the next 10 days are decisive
always with the 10 days cope

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AZOV SCUM DIES, GOD SMILES

Can't wait for the death of this bitch right here.

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>tfw you trigger glowies so hard they cyber attack you

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Good riddance.

PFAAHAHAHAH

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BOOOBA

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Gonna call it quits for today /chug/buds. Keep up the pressure on the shills and Hohols, frens!

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>WELCOME TO ODESSA, YOU'RE ABOUT TO START THE GREATEST MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE

>THE UKRANIANS HAVE LOST HUNDEREDS OF TANKS AND PLANES, ZELENSKY'S BRUTLIZED HORDES ARE ADVANCING TOWARDS ODESSA OVER MOUTIANS OF THEIR OWN DEAD BODIES

>OUR UNITED RUSSIA, OUR NATION, OUR GREAT COUNTRY, HAVE GIVEN US THE TASK NOT TO LET THE ENEMY REACH THE SEA OF AZOV AND TO LIBERATE THE CITY OF ODESSA

>FOWARD AGAINST THE ENEMY, UP INTO THE UNREMITTING BATTLE, COMRADES, FOR ODESSA, FOR OUR GREAT COUNTRY!

>NOT ONE STEP BACK! COWARDS AND TRAITORS WILL BE SHOT!

>DO NOT COUNT DAYS, DO NOT COUNT MILES. COUNT ONLY THE NUMBERS OF UKRAINANS YOU'VE KILLED!

>KILL THE HOHOL, THIS IS YOUR MOTHER'S PRAYER

>KILL THE HOHOL - THIS IS THE CRY OF RUSSIAN EARTH!

>DO NOT WAVER! DO NOT LET UP, KILL! DEATH TO THE UKRANIAN INVADER!

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Quick rundown on Baghdad Bob? I didn't care about the war in Iraq so I don't know much

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Why does the Russian Army suck at logistics?
Hitler's Blitz this ain't.

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Thanks bro!
Z!

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try to have a more substantial reply

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Truly one of the GOATs.

Well, in two words, some ukie shill got his nudes and passport uploaded here. Basically, that's it. I've missed it myself, but anons said he was mad and his reaction made everyone think that it was actually his passport and stuff.

>Hot OC!

Enjoy frens

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Russia will win but wow they are so incompetent. NATO vs Russia would be nukes in a few minutes since they wouldn't even stand a chance.

Z!
Kotel Karamelldansen can't come soon enough.

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>Russia doesn't have enough troops to encircle Kiev
I guess we're going to say that war is just impossible now, huh

t. Call of Duty: Finest Hour player

He said the famous "Everything is fine" line right as the Abrams were seen on camera moving into Baghdad

try MAHЁBP

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cute!

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checked
waste of a good pussy tho.

he was the Jen Psaki of sand niggers

Please put on a memeflag so I can filter you.

Ok, I'll explain.
So, USA is fucking dying, and they're bringing you along.

You'll be offered as a sacrificial lamb to the Arabs so that they agree to work with US and delay their demise for a little bit longer.

As US slowly comes to grips with the reality of the situation and uselessly try formulate a plan, they are giving copium to the masses. Because panic is the last thing they need.

So, there. Happy?

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i need Syrian porn. plz help

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A russian backed unit in the Syrian army that was running around all over the country beating the shit out of jihadis in the later part of the war. Elite shock troops (as elite as arabs get) basically.
Interestingly the general kept a russian SSO bodyguard detail, some palace politics bullshit.

VERIFIED DEATH TL 20220316
Russia 41,000
Ukraine 5,000
Civilians 2,000

Projected end date 20220325

Graduating from a nuisance to a problem.

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COA designer user here, going to work on high-res version using all the same fonts and style as the current low res ones. No experience with inkscape, but i'll try my best.

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Why would you ever want to be an azov side piece? Your man is out putting his dick in all the dirty locals while you stay home larping a stay at home operator.

He was a low level spokesperson who was forced into telling outlandish lies to western media. "AMERICANS ARE NOWHERE NEAR THE CAPITAL!" meanwhile you can literally hear American tanks firing in the background. He was later captured by Americans but let go because he was just a hapless stooge.

He was minister of information.
Everyday he explained to journalists that the coalition was taking heavy losses and were losing. The last day he was explaining that all american tnks in Bagdad were destroyed, while you could hear an abhams outside the press room.

iirc he wasnt charged with anything and had a peaceful life afterwards

the subhuman invader fears the azov bvll

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Checked

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Praying too that we're next and we get saved from self destruction, user?

>CIA said
Don't need to read any further to know it's all bullshit. These are the same people that claim white males are going to bomb DC every week while ignoring their own glow nigger stats showing clearly that niggers are the problem.

Friendly reminder that there are no longer true nationstates in the world. It's just glow niggers everywhere you look. NSA, CIA, FBI, KGB, Stasi underground, OSS, and it goes on and on. Once you understand that things start to make more sense.

Communism won. It went underground when the Berlin wall fell. It stayed there for 30 years subverting everything. Now they're coming back out in the open and flexing their power. Where do you think all this woke shit comes from? It's simple D&C to distract you from the fact that the richfags are stealing all our wealth and land. By the time my Grandchildren turn 30 years old we will own nothing and not be happy. They expect us to rent pods and play ball with their social credit system. lol

You are making lists, aren't you user? When the chaos starts I'm going to personally visit so many glow niggers and their families. I can't wait to shoot an ATF agent's dog.

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Word on the ground is Ukraine is kill.

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These things make my teeth ache for some reason.

Pray for peace.

Aight, I'm out. Hold tight my Ukie friends, and teenage Russian conscripts. May you all live through this.

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you're going to look such a prick in a week or two!

FAKE! Russian death count is 410,000, and they murdered 200,000 civilians. Only 13 Ukrainian soldiers have died, all at Snake Island

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I remember all the articles saying intelligence says Ru will collapse in less than 2 weeks from all the sanctions and so war will end. Yet here we are

U.S. secretary to Ukraine: "Just wait until Putin dies of old age. If you still exist by then, you will have won"
>U.S. secretary to Ukraine: "Just wait until Putin dies of old age. If you still exist by then, you will have won"
U.S. secretary to Ukraine: "Just wait until Putin dies of old age. If you still exist by then, you will have won"
>U.S. secretary to Ukraine: "Just wait until Putin dies of old age. If you still exist by then, you will have won"
U.S. secretary to Ukraine: "Just wait until Putin dies of old age. If you still exist by then, you will have won"
>U.S. secretary to Ukraine: "Just wait until Putin dies of old age. If you still exist by then, you will have won"
U.S. secretary to Ukraine: "Just wait until Putin dies of old age. If you still exist by then, you will have won"
>U.S. secretary to Ukraine: "Just wait until Putin dies of old age. If you still exist by then, you will have won"
U.S. secretary to Ukraine: "Just wait until Putin dies of old age. If you still exist by then, you will have won"
>U.S. secretary to Ukraine: "Just wait until Putin dies of old age. If you still exist by then, you will have won"
U.S. secretary to Ukraine: "Just wait until Putin dies of old age. If you still exist by then, you will have won"
>U.S. secretary to Ukraine: "Just wait until Putin dies of old age. If you still exist by then, you will have won"
U.S. secretary to Ukraine: "Just wait until Putin dies of old age. If you still exist by then, you will have won"
>U.S. secretary to Ukraine: "Just wait until Putin dies of old age. If you still exist by then, you will have won"

Assad? More like Achad!

Why does one of the ants not wear a helmet? If they are in military there should be rules, they can't just decide what to wear themselves. Also, why is he light skinned and has blue eyes?

as with conquering Kiev, isn't it?

you forgot to include an argument

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Hitler never had to worry about twitter fags getting their panties in a bunch over anything

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Thanks. fwiw I think the all CAPS at the top was a mistake.

will you make the words not touch the wheat this time?

>popt
heh

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>mfw I accidentally supported neo nazis.

source for image inside?

>PUTIN MUST GO!
WHO MUST GO?

They convert you into a situation where you can be moved around on paper only.

what a glorious shitpost

These numbers are VERIFIED.

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Wait, what? The BBC this morning said SIX MORE WEEKS AND UKRAINE WINS.

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>Russian Helicopters
>parked in Kherson airport
Highly unlikely. Kherson was always full of civillian and police helicopters who have likely been grounded since the war started.