I am going to McDimitrys, does anyone want anything?

A McBlyat with a large CykaCola, and if they still do breakfast now, some blins.

for me, its DonMak

am want potato fried in seed oils and cut in french formats pls

Fillet-o-Filandia

Excuse me, but could you stop using the latin alphabet if you're going to switch the sounds around? They've had the same sounds since roman times, so you're really just being contrarians.

a USSR-themed chain that served mcdonalds menu but with those types of names would be a huge success. all "happy meals" are really sad meals, you know.

I'll take the McHorse as well. I've eaten Russian horsemeat before, it's actually not that bad, basically just beef.

youtube.com/watch?v=srN_ZlTibUA

the toys in sad meal

McFlurry if the machine is working.

I bet the toys would be cool, like little wind-up Z tanks or a judo-flipping Putin.

Let me get a Moscow Mac and a McPirozhki

1 givi borgir

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>Sad Meal

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I'll take a vodka milkshake.

Do they still have those borscht shakes? Get me one. They stain everything but I live 'em.

1 Mc Pizdec with extra fries

1 PER CUSTOMER AND PRESENT YOUR COUPON BOOK FOR STAMPING!

Some of mommy's milk please

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it's kvass you fucking retards

one extra large raddish soup

You're alright, Ruskie

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McPizza, please.

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2 potato shakes please

McPotato with extra side of potato and large potato juice

I'll have uuhh nuclear winter

chicken slav-niggers please

One McGopnik super meal please.

one potato please

Just 1 fountain vodka, please. Eh, make that 2 fountain vodkas. Thanks.

>I've eaten Russian horsemeat before, it's actually not that bad, basically just beef
If you haven't eaten foal you really haven't eaten.

Some plambir with sgyshonka pls

I'll have a super-sized McBorscht

3 reeses powdered milk nigflurries, and 20 mcnigs. Have them put all of the sauces in the store in a bunch of small cups.

Kentucky Fried Ruskie (someone post that one pic)

I want Big Taste
before those faggots reduced the size

Print out a picture of Putin and write on it
>clean it up
Wait until you have to take a giant dump
Go to McDinks
Go to the bathroom
Go in a stall
Put picture of Putin on floor
Crabwalk up the stalls and get real high
Shotgun it all over
Lock the door behind you so it has time to cook
Leave like like nothing happened.

1 бypгep pls

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