/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #846

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>Azov battalion claim to have killed a Russian Major General in Mariupol, as yet unverified. This would be the fourth Russian General killed.
>Airstrikes hit residential buildings in Capital, killing two
>More than 4,000 people left the besieged city of Mariupol on Monday
>Russia unlikely to resume major offensive operations within the coming week as it looks to replenish combat losses
>Russia claims a Ukrainian missile has killed 20 people in the city of Donetsk, Ukraine denies responsibility
>Russia asked China for military help and aid including military rations, US officials say, Russia denies it
>Ukraine says 140,000 civilians have been evacuated from some front line locations
>30 Russian missiles were fired at a military training base, near the border Poland, killing foreign volunteers
>Ukrainian forces kill commander of Russia’s 29th Combined Arms Army
>Putin orders Instagram be blocked in Russia, 80m Russians use Instagram
>Kremlin approves plan to send 16,000 arab "volunteers" to fight in Ukraine
>Major General Vitaliy Gerasimov, of Russia’s 41st Combined Arms Army, eliminated by Ukraine's military intelligence operators
>Kherson & Melitopol only major cities under Russian control, large protests in both cities

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>Russia - 1308, of which: destroyed: 554, damaged: 19, abandoned: 207, captured: 528
MAKE IT STOP!

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Realistically what's Putin's next move? The walls seem be closing in on him.

I'm not going there to get them out if they get themselves into trouble.

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don't worry, ukraine is just destroying their own vehicles en masse and pretending they're russian!

>vatnik shills are defending pedoshit now

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Thank you for triggering article 5, Yazek.

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Urban fights for Marioupol continues, for now it's waged solely by DPR forces, chechens are kept behind. I have 3 versions why
- Commanding officers doesn't want to send them because they believe they wouldn't live long after their demise
- Chechens looks manly so they keep chechens for the "victory pose" for photos
- Command doesn't want to report about chechens deaths to Kadyrov
And what about russians? Russians are expendable, 70% of wounded are sick with COVID and almost all non-wounded sick with hard respiratory illness. Everything like in Chechen wars. Yet victory is needed as air

quotes from /chug/

kiev is surrounded, but only surrounded on north, east and west.

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>This would be the fourth Russian General killed.
If so many higher ups are getting killed then that's bad for the combat effectiveness of the Russian army as the units have to reorganize again to make their hierarchy work.

this might be the only time I would actually support russia

Wir werden die im Norden und Osten bis an den äußeren Verteidigungsring vorstoßenden Sowjetverbände... in einem rücksichtslosen, mit aller Kraft geführten Gewaltschlag zurückwerfen.

Place your bets, what percentage of the people in Kherson are going to vote in favor of joining Russia in the upcoming, totally legitimate referendum?

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Put on some more propaganda show until his army finally collapses, which should be in 7-10 days.

Rekindle old friendships

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Stop pointing your fucking nukes at me Putin

They don’t care they only care about Israel which is why they are telling you to fuck around and find out

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>Hillary Clinton, responding to news that Russia has personally sanctioned her: "I want to thank the Russian Academy for this Lifetime Achievement Award"
twitter.com/BNONews/status/1503758884502183951

>WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED, AT LEAST FROM THIS SIDE

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Beach landing in Odessa

Take as much land as possible before Russia defaults so he can negotiate that in the peace deal. Then, assuming sanctions won't be lifted, slow recovery, looking for help in India and China, trying to get around the sanctions. Maybe he'll suceed maybe he won't though Russia won't recover in his lifetime because people don't live that long.

Its funny because its not surrouned from west (i have contacts in Gorenichi-the village russians need to occupy to claim west).

Even that is questionable.

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Na, it wasn't working in the first place thats why they have so many generals on the frontline trying to unfuck things.

Point your fucking bombs at Israel and they will surrender within the hour

if he's on the brink of losing he pushes the button
me I'm sending my energy to him hoping he wins so I don't die in the Atomic Holocaust

ZZZZZZZZZZ

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When will Kadyrov finally decide he is done with this shit and it's start for the third Chenchen war?
Seems like the perfect time for those breakway regions to start shit in Russia. Maybe the glowes are already hard at work in making that happen.

Vatniks and chuds will ignore pedos, jews, genetic replacement of white population, communism rehabilitation and even antichristianity in the name of homophobia.

>says it’s surrounded
>also proves it isn’t surrounded in the same post
kek

/chug/ reminds me of trump general and I do not mean that in a good way

azov sisters... have we been too cocky?
youtube.com/watch?v=OfXBVKOu35g

Orchestra company
twitter.com/666_mancer/status/1503733637904277510?s=20&t=EphoBGn_wplRcSIzd0yVxQ

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Try just one

Sup /uhg/, came back from work, beer is ready.
Post some kino please.

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Yes, but their death fucks up the chain of command even harder and causes even bigger clusterfucks.

Russia has their troops there it doesn't mean the city is surrounded. They're not strong enough there if I were them I'd focus on cities where Russians can actually suceed in the near future.

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We're waiting for D-day 2.0 in Odessa fren

Friendly reminder to all drawfags here.
>Ukraine chan
>Driving a tractor
>With van loli over her shoulder
>Tied up like a turkey
>With a javelin missile forced in her mouth like a dildo gag

Alternatively.
>Ukraine chan using a severed Chechen cock as a dildo

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$280 USD fine

>BREAKING: Russian court fines TV protester with 30,000 ruble and releases her
twitter.com/AmichaiStein1/status/1503768944146100234

>In 2021, the average nominal salary in Russia was measured at approximately 56.5 thousand Russian rubles per month,
statista.com/statistics/1291104/average-wage-by-salary-group-russia/

probably won't happen desu.

enjoy some dystopia kino

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You thin david farum cares if Colorado Springs is nukes…. He doesn’t

>When will Kadyrov finally decide he is done with this shit and it's start for the third Chenchen war?
Once Putin runs out of money

Nigger

@ all Ukraine anons

The FSB with their budget btfo'ed by Any Forumsack NEETs living in poverty.

It shows you, that the Russian brain is not capable of any intelligent subversion activity, just brute violence and spamming the same shit a trillion time.

But i must say the West has been too lazy. It should not have come so far in the first place.

Nvm we're gonna finish the job this time.

Ukraine user i heard good news, after the war we will confiscate all Russian financial assets (currently frozen) and use them to rebuild the Ukraine.

Russian territorial split is also on the table.

My biggest hope is a famine, starvation and riots in Russia. Given the fact Russia has "restricted" (banned) wheat exports and trying to buy Chinese MRE is shows they are already on this ice.

Also food rationing is already in effect in Russia, they just dont tell you about it.

streamable.com/26elon

vidrel foodriot at major Russian factory

picrel Russian (Chinese) drone.

Kek, Venezuela 5.0

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>>Ukraine chan using a severed Chechen cock as a dildo
nobody is going to understand what's that tiny pixel she's holding near her pussy

>Urban fights for Marioupol continues, for now it's waged solely by DPR forces, chechens are kept behind. I have 3 versions why
And i have one: they have been using LDPR+ as a condoms for the last 8 years, so it's entirely predictable they would toss used up collaborators into meatgrinder. Both to inflict casualties on Marik and dispose of undesirables.

more like: hillary is taking a nap, and her college-aged media relations intern put out that snarky statement for her

You think bill krystal, mit Romney, trump, Biden care is the springs are nuked

They obviously do not care

>if he's on the brink of losing he pushes the button
Bet

"Der Angriff Kadyrovs steht kurz bevor, mein Putler"

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We are winning guys

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>Vatnik gandon

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chechens are in the rear to shoot deserters.
think about it.

>Turkey, Kazakhstan, Azerbaijan and Georgia are forming trade alliance to compete with Russia for the trade routes

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top fucking kek
not gonna happen without support of the ground troops from north
I feel bad for them, there was a polish youtuber that hitchhiked russia a few times and showed how a regular russians live. It is sad tbqh.

>Laughs in countermeasures

Russia wont survive.

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big if true

If you point one bomb at the actual enemy they will suck you off as they surrender.

Ivanka trump will suck you off if you point one bomb at Israel

Something really big just unironically flew over my house.

>just brute violence and spamming the same shit a trillion time.
it works on normies and they are the voters and we know popular polls rule the world now
>The FSB with their budget btfo'ed by Any Forumsack NEETs living in poverty.
I think we are in fact used to polish their shit before putting it out to the normienet.

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freshly captured russian spies
nitter.net/666_mancer/status/1503767087826698244

>Mar 12, 2022
based slowpoke tranny
maybe you'll start posting the Febrary 24 border patrol deaths, too, to show how much rossia is winning right now?

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>oh, yucky!!! i got some gunpowder on my jacket. Makmud, can you lend me your Tide pen?

Kazakhstan is betting its safety on a chance that there will be a new order in Europe. Azerbeijan already announced their new offer regarding energetic safety in Europe a few days ago.

I think polish people are alright

theyre in ukranian uniforms?

(((Kadyrov))) is busy getting his ass fucked at gay fetish clubs in Moscow.

Chechens are the biggest cucks in Russia. Those who fought against the Russians in the 90s are all dead and dishonoured.

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60% for plausibility

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How are they known to be spies? Is everyone with a russian passport automatically a spy?

azov sisters... i thought the westerner NATO was the most fearsome warrior on earth...
unherd.com/thepost/british-soldiers-need-to-prepare-for-a-new-type-of-war/

>Ukraine user i heard good news, after the war we will confiscate all Russian financial assets (currently frozen) and use them to rebuild the Ukraine.
>Russian territorial split is also on the table.
This is what I suspect as well, but you're speaking as if you're in some position of authority or access to secret intel. What are you basing this off of?

I also honestly worry about confiscating Russian financial assets and using them to rebuild Ukraine. It rings a bit too close to German WWI humiliation and gives me pause to worry for the future... Balkanization of Russia could be good too, but again I fear that this will stoke romanticist nationalism of the past, in the same way that the USSR does for Russia nowadays. What good can come of this? I don't know.

>Vatnik gandon
Always there to protect Putin

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Well they were pretty prissy about the whole constitutional shenanigans but yes they were dead on about Russia.

>Something really big just unironically flew over my house.
that's all?
you'll get used to it

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>managed to make some Russians very mad on VK
Howling

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it says "recon" not spies
lost in translation

well they wouldn't be very good spies if they were in russian uniforms you dumb fucking polack

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Putin is fucked

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Gives me Game of Thrones vibes with the deadbodies the White Walkers arranged a spirale.

If nuclear war happens, the UK targets are a few military bases in the middle of no where and cities like London and Birmingham. So Pajeet, it is you who should be prepared to die.

Apparently like you have a faggy face user.

we need to have a conversation about russian fragility.

Top fucking kek, this pic can't be true, can it?
WHAT ARE THOSE!

A VDV JUST DROPPED OVER MY HOUSE INTO A HEAVILY DEFENDED AIRFIELD

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Any news on odessa?

>Kherson
You've probably meant Kharkiv. Kherson was completely taken on the day two as soon as Russian military had reached it.

kiev is surrounded on one side, trust the plan, 2 more weeks

>even hell is not prepared for you
wtf did you say to them?

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Russia already had its ww1 humiliation moment when the soviet union collapsed.

How can Putin be such a fucking coward at 70

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Kek
Why are vatniks so delusional?
They're a 3rd world shithole with a delusional ego.

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>A few not all NATO nations
I like how people keep saying Russia justified NATO's existence, but NATO countries want to throw away Article 5 protection and be aggressors at the same time

>concern-trolling retard grasping for straws whilst thinking anyone in Ukraine cares about NATObots when it's been nearly 3 weeks without them doing shit (but still scaring kremlincucks with their mere existence)
replying to the most cunning /chug/sister btw

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>you'll get used to it
I'm concerned about the place where it landed, i'm fine for sure,yet it was louder then previous couple of dozens of times kek

priceless

my bad

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America $1 spent = Russia $1000 burnt
That's the strategic trap that Putin used for the past 20 years against the US, now its the Pentagons turn.