>Be 27
>Older cousin dies in work accident
>His Korean wife died of cancer a year prior
>Has a super cute 16 year old hapa daughter
>She's an orphan now
>I have adopted her and she lives with me
>Sometimes spends time with mum
>She's so pure and cute
>She blushes when people kiss or hug in romance films
>She enjoys knitting and the violin
>When I hear her masturbating she whimpers it's so cute
>One time I caught her masturbating in her room
>Found her looking at my bodybuilding pics on my laptop
>I know she was masturbating to me
>One time she walked in on me getting out of the shower
>She blushed and nervously apologized
>Pretty sure she masturbated that night
That's it lads. I have finally found a trad virgin qt to lose my virginity to. I'm going to take her on a date and seduce her. I'm finally going to have a tradwife. (Also 16 is legal in the UK) I'm going to make it lads!
Be 27
How is this political?
>my bodybuilding pics
lost
Consider suicide
Everyone will assume you were molesting her the entire time but go ahead and ruin your life for memes
incest is a sin.
I'm getting a tradwife.
Ask anyone on the left if it's OK for a 27 year old man to fuck a 16 year old girl.
Ask people on the right the same question.
Extra credit: flip genders in the above examples for bonus hypocrisy from the left
based
Virgin Mary was 14 years old when Joseph (40 years old) married her
>Make fake and gay LARP
>Settle for hapa in fake and gay LARP
you should be at least 5 corners from the relative.
your children wont be retard but maybe dumb assholes
1st Brother
2nd cousin
3rd cousin 2nd degree
4th people you maybe dont even know
5th stranger allready
>Ask anyone on the left if it's OK for a 27 year old man to fuck a 16 year old girl
They will say she is a little old, that they like their meat 8 or 12 instead. Leftards are massive pedos.
I know it's larp but if if it's not I hope you fuck her and have the biggest nut of your life deep in her soft pussy.
Based and noncepilled
I've heard people at church legit use that example to justify why it was OK to let their 15yo daughter "court" older men from the church.
Meanwhile 28yo roasties on reddit are losing their minds because all of "the good men" are unavailable to them now
>just like in muh animuh
user is a grooming incel, lmao. Imagine having a child feel safe with you and then you manipulate them into having sex. If hell was real you would be going user. Lmao
They go for that age range mainly with boys though
Congrats and go fuck yourself.
Crypto/closet pedos who gaslight you if you say what they are doing is sexual or for adults.
Too good to be true. Just can't be true. Oh my god please let it be true ...
>user is a grooming incel
Not for long, lmao
Good for you OP, have fun pumping your seed intro her
Welp, I reckon this is one of them there slide threads, you folks need to keep yer heads in these hard times
The game.
Assuming this isn't a larp, what the fuck is wrong with you? You are trying to fuck your dead cousins daughter, who you adopted? What the fuck man, thats the daughter of your dead cousin, shes your fucking niece and you're reaponsible for her, not there to fuck her.
A new edition of things that never happened
I hope you are killed and soon.