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▶Latest >Fox News Benjamin Hall seriously injured after incident near Kiev >Tochka missile lands in Donetsk City 20 reported dead, many injured >Yavorovsky had 1,000 foreigners, foreign instructors and weapons >Russian MoD: Yavorovsky military base hit with 30 cruise missiles >Up to 180 foreign mercenaries were KIA >American carrying expired NYT press credentials killed >Russian Airborne Forces (VDV) entered Irpin, Kiev oblast >Ramzan Kadyrov in Ukraine >Russian flags raised in the village of Krymskoye >Three explosions in Kramatorsk >Russian Aerospace Forces bombed Yavorovsky training ground in Lvov region >Russians allegedly set up a logistics base in Chernobyl >Powerful explosions heard in the area of Bucha, Irpin, Gostomel and Vorzel in the Kiev direction. >Kiev will only be conquered if Russia razes it to the ground - Zelensky >Berdyansk, Kherson, Irpin, and Energodar have fallen - Mariupol, Chernihov, Kharkov surrounded or besieged >Airfield in Lutsk heavily bombarded >Pentagon says serious advance of Russian troops toward Kiev over last 24 hours >Chinese drone producer DJI Global uses proprietary software to reduce Ukrainian drone capabilities >Mayor of Ukrainian city Melitopol captured by Russian forces >Ukrainian drone crashed in Zagreb >Russia trying to evacuate Izium, DPR took Volnovakha
>putichad pinching kiev harder every day >more red on the map every hour >western economies crimbling with record high prices of fucking everything, ordinary western people can't even afford to eat or driver their car soon >record high inflation >poos now buying oil from russia, china supports russia too >burger and EU economies about to collapse because they are completely reliant on russia and china exports, while russia and china planed and prepare to be largely self sustainable ... >BROOO PUTIN IS IS GETTING HIS ASS KICKED HE IS LOSING SO BAD HAHAHA RUSSIA IS DONE HAHA
>Russia and the Ukraine sign a peace deal. Terms include (i) Russia gains Kherson, Zapoorizhia, Donetsk, Luhansk and creates a land corridor that connects the Crimea to Russia; (ii) Donetsk and Luhansk become independent countries; (iii) The Ukraine amends their consitution with a clause that prohibits NATO and EU membership; (iv) Zelensky is forced to resign and a new election is held ; (v) a Munich agreement style province by province plebiscite is held in which people choose whether they want to be part of the Ukraine or Russia ; (vi) the Crimea is returned to the Ukraine ; or (vii) other >Russia concentrates on capturing the cities Mariupol, Kharkiv and Mykolaiv. Once they have these cities they have enough spare infantry and vehicles to launch a new offensive and (i) assault Odessa (amphibious, by land or both) then start landing supplies and launch a new assault northwards towards Kiev, Dnipro, Zaporizhzhia or another objective ; (ii) rapidly seize the bridges at Zaporizhzhya and Dniepra then turn east and encircle the Ukrainian forces in the Donbas; (iii) encircle the Ukrainian forces in the Donbas along the more direct land route ; (iv) send forces to west Kiev via the Chernobyl exclusion zone and launch a southwards offensive into the rear of the Ukrainian army towards Mykolaiv, Odessia or Dnipro; (v) move from Mykolaiv directly west to the border of Moldova to separate Odessa from Kiev; (vi) one or more of the cities being besieged by the Russians surrender ; or (vii) other
>Ukraine regains control of the air (via NATO support or otherwise) and then launches a new offensive (i) in the South and pushes the Russian army back across Dnieper; (ii) west of Kiev and drives the Russians back into Belarus ; (iii) at Zaporizhziha towards Mariupol cutting the Russian land connection between Crimea and Russia, to relieve the forces there ; (iv) From somewhere on Dniper towards Karkiv to relieve the forces there ; or (v) other >Belarus joins the war and sends their army southward in west Ukraine and (i) assualts Kiev; (ii) assaults Lviv; (iii) makes a push to the Carpathian mountains, securing all major roads and railroads along the way thereby isolating the entire country; or (iv) other >A third party such as NATO decides to intervene.
Hello. Have the shillniggers been right about anything? Are the Russians starving? Has Putler been GADDAFI'd? Has Steinerko conducted his counter-attack?
Christopher Carter
Any Forums CHUDS FOREVER BTFO THE MOST DANGEROUS RUSSIAN WEAPON IS ITS DIVERSITY DIVERSITY = STRENGTH
Hey /chug/bros I'm jumping the /uhg/ ship and am switching sides now. I pray for Putin a swift and decisive victory because I fear what may happen if he gets humiliated and trapped in a corner. A literal world ending nuclear chimpout is possible, and I don't want to die over some Slavs.
This. Fuck the wh*tey and their McDonalds, we're slit-eyed Scythians.
Eli Lopez
Enjoy your future bukhanka burgerbro. Kinda funny how american stuff is all cool and edgy like "black hawk" or "lightning" or "falcon" and in russia it's "poplar", "beech", "gillyflower". Wonder where that comes from
>Nah our gibs levels are nowhere near countries like Greece. The brain drain is also nothing like 20 years ago. That is included brah. You joined EU in the 1990s and have had a constant brain drain ever since.
Now say that thing about not being a gibsmedatnigger when you adjust this per capita.
Just talked to my mom (she's Ukrainian but has been living in Russia for a long time). Her few remaining relatives are fucking insane. She has an elderly aunt who also lives in Russia and who had to call an ambulance because the relatives were screaming curses and obscenities at her over the phone. Fucking savages, I want to kill hohols so much it's unreal.
David Smith
I suggest the traditional scones with cream and jam. However, with the aim of being more relevant to the thread some blini would be a terrific option as well. Sir.
