ITS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT
JUST TINY NUKES BRO
Ethan Watson
Julian Hughes
Because the image of earth the article is attached with sure looks like a nice place to be - kek
Grayson Reed
just read it - holy cope >_>
Evan Garcia
>2 more nukes to flatten the curve
Christopher Torres
We're fucked:
archive.4plebs.org
Jaxon Robinson
Nice link retawd
Andrew Robinson
It's just a mild thermonuclear war
Alexander Lopez
They are small little nukes what are you a pussy? Afraid of a little global nuclear war. Man up
Lincoln Price
They are small tactical nukes breh. Pick up a rifle and go attack Russia duh!
Women are allowed to stay in bunkers tho lmao
Angel Morales
So you're saying that going trans is the only way into the bunkers.
Cameron Fisher
WHY ARE YOU HIDING IN THIS SHELTER WITH THE WOMEN COMRADE?
PICK UP THIS AK AND DEFEND THE MOTHERLAND OR YOU WILL BE EXECUTED
THEY ARE SMALL TACTICAL NUKES NO NEED TO W- ACK
Jacob King
Sadly yes but you need to pass so nobody on Any Forums is going to make it
Jackson Hill
>pic rel
Eli James
Small nukes. You can just shoot them before they hit like in Unreal Tournament.
>DENIED!
Christopher Edwards
Brb booking a flight to Korea for jaw thinning.
Ayden Lopez
At least you mutts will be able to hide your asses. Being right on the frontline I'll be forced to go outside and dig trenches while Iskanders and Kalibrs with ((((smal)))) nuclear warheads are falling.
Leo Anderson
Dominic Powell
Don't look for sympathy from me. Your ancestors should have been smarter like my Slavic babushka who left her country and married American doctor!
Wyatt Richardson
Sounds a lot like the mini nukes from the critically acclaimed video game series Fallout. Nothing to worry about gamers, just listen for the whistling sound and avoid being in the blast radius and you'll be fine.
Grayson Gray
Fuck you dude. I hope one falls right on my head and I get to escape this shithole reality once and for all.
Ethan Perez
sorry didnt see the point in linking retarded popapaganda when you can get everything from their little kiked headline but here you go
news.yahoo.com
LETS GO TO WAR GUYS! NUKES ARENT A BIG DEAL
Levi Stewart
Prove it. Set one off. You won't. Because they're not real.
Nolan Perez
Whoa bro, we're about to turn into ghou- ACK
Mason Brooks
>they're not real.
your mind is broken.
Nolan Myers
this. weve got to stand up for democracy in ukraine and protect ukraines borders at any cost. PUT THAT NOFLY ZONE ON PUTIN RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!! we must save the corrupt zelensky regime of liberals
Daniel Rodriguez
LET'S GO TO WAR BOYS
Putin is literally Voldemort
His nukes are no different than thermobaric weapons and we have more of both!
Fuck yea- ACK