Being Chad is not easy

Recently an overweight woman tried to get me fired from my job because I rejected her advances at an office weekend party. She got drunk and made multiple advances. I politely refused.

I thought nothing of if, I was called in to HR yesterday, advised that a woman put in a complaint about me for sexual harassment at the office weekend party. I advised that I Only had two bears as I was driving home that day and that I never harassed anybody, but the HR rep says that this will be investigated.

I am one of the top sales persons at my office, but I know the supervisor has issues with me. When the girls talk to me in office, he pulls jealous facial expressions.

I know that my supervisor will attempt to influence HR to fire me, I am worried.

My only crime is, taking care of my body with a good diet and exercise.

I worry, due to the jealously of my supervisor and the bitterness of the overweight woman who I rejected at the office weekend party, I will lose my job.

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>say nothing to them
>demand a 20% raise
>leave and join a rival company if they don't give it to you
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yeah that's nice cunt at least you know what vagina feels like.

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Put in your own complaint and threaten to get a lawyer involved. Worked for me. The women was fired.

I shouldn't be punished by jealous overweight male supervisors because I am more successful with women.

All you have to do is exercise, lift weights.

I got a down syndrome face nigga now what

I may consider this, technically, I was the one who was sexually harassed at that office party. But who would care about a male being sexually harassed these days?

all a woman needs to do is make accusations, with no evidence, and they believe her.

Do you have arms, can you lift objects with your arms?

Chad would never turn down a slampig. You're a larping faggot nigger.

why dont you just be honest about what happened. tell them she likes you and see tried to make moves on me but i rejected them, and now shes angry and wants to get me fired out of spite.

Well I mean like I said it worked for me when something similar happened. As soon as I mentioned bringing in a lawyer they fired the women. This was at a casino so maybe they didn't want it to become a news story and bring bad publicity? Also it shows your serious about escalating the situation and you are obviously confident in your story/innocence

That's what concerns me

False. A woman made a complaint about me and she was the one fired

Do this.

Yeah, I think paying a lawyer to write up some legal document may be the best solution.

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what.. is false?

years ago, my gf at the time went apeshit and trashed our house. scratched the fuck out of me and ripped all clothes. smashed a window with a mug etc.

the neighbours called the police and i got arrested. all bloody and bruised. i didnt even touch her, and the police knew.

they later told me that they were just getting me the hell out of there, before i changed my mind and knocked her out. she put a retraining order against me and that was that.

I wrote a statement myself including a statement about "seeking legal advice" if I were to receive any form of disciplinary action against myself from the company. They didn't allow it to escalate further beyond that

yeah apply for another job, have another bird in the hand

Hello, fellow human. Perhaps you should attempt to deescalate the situation by inviting the overweight woman to share in a meal of dead animal flesh, during which you can logically explain to her how she disgusts you.

The blanket statement you made is false. I was accused of sexual harrassment in the workplace. I basically said she was a lying crazy bitch and she was fired.

oh wow. sounds rough bud.

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I know the struggle dude, just talk them up and act like their bestfriend and they wont fire you lol.

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This would only make the situation worse. If OP is Chad as he claims she will end up being fired not him.

Either you walk into a room and naturally command it, or you don't. It can't be taught, it can't be faked.

>I am one of the top sales persons at my office
If you leave its their loss. Work with a competitor instead. If you're in sales then you really have nothing to worry about. You can get a job almost anywhere

>post chad meme
>do the virgin response

Same shit happened to me. My manager was a fat roastie and she kept asking me questions about how I'd feel having sex with an older woman. I just ignored her advances until one day the head of HR came up to me and said a complaint had been put in by my manager about me being aggressive with her. I was on good terms with the HR team do they just moved me to another area of the company. It still sucked though as my previous manager tried to spread rumours about me. I no longer work at that company but if I had known something like that could happen, I'd have gone to HR first rather than try and ignore it. Bitches have no problem trying to fuck your life up.

No, you have to have a good hairline, jaw line and be tall also

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