I met a chick on bumble last night and I ate her ass

Based analingus provider.
Is this anons de rigeuer first date activity?

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Do you ever get the taste of chocolate covered roast beef out of your mouth?

I'm an incel and I may as well lie down and die.

Is that kosher?

Negative, incel 1. Cannot confirm extraction at this AO.

Could you tell if she was a thorough wiper?

You ate someone's ass? Are you a cannibal?

no one cares faggot

Imperative that you assess this prior, or handle it yourself. Last time I did it I had just gotten out of the properly chlorinated pool where I had been spreading her open, so I could confirm a thorough surface cleansing and disinfecting had taken place.

I remember a chick on bumble that asked me if I would eat her ass when I met her for the first time while we were eating. I said no politely. She then insisted that she would return the favour. At this point, the food recurs on me a little. I get up and leave and don't even pay for the food I bought.

Two weeks later a second girl makes a 'joke' about ass to mouth. I don't even reply, I just delete the app entirely. I decided to sign up for a penpal site. I exchange letters with a Dutch girl that's cute but kind of autistic. Three years later she became my wife. I'm so glad I don't have to worry about trying to find a decent woman anymore. Oh and I know a guy that got intestinal parasites from his obsession with eating girl's asses. He ate the ass of a girl that also had an ex that was a bi guy to it to her (and the parasites that fags spread got to him that way).

So you ya got a date and ended up kissing her ass what you get out of it op? Besides having shitty breath

Worm-pill is real.
I’m thinking about ordering some fenbendazole.

Fuck yeah cunt that’s awesome.

How was the smell/taste?

So did 30 other people last month

OP probably already has worms. That's why he was compelled to lick a dirty anus. The woman probably has them too.

I met a cute chick on this site called 'grindr' but she only let me do anal

>chick

whats the penpal site?

Oh oh. Stinky.

ass to mouth doesn't mean eating ass, it means they're willing to suck your dick after you've fucked them anally

If a girl lets you see her asshole but not what's upfront, then you're dealing with a man.

That’s where I always have the best luck

Hitler digits confirm: the crowd wants to know about the smell and taste.

nice

i ate the asses of 5 escorts

that's how you get mouth cancer

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