You're fucking retarded and don't know your asshole from your elbow when it comes to an engine or the concept of viscosity.
Logan Peterson
not my problem
Jordan Butler
Easiest shit to verify lol. Everyone please change your fucking oil
Adrian Nelson
>I bought my car in 2020 and haven't changed the oil once and my car is fine!
he bought a tesla
Asher Anderson
Same with disposable contacts. Reuse them for 3-5x the listed duration and reuse the contact solution to save on money.
Hell, you can get about 3 good wipes per square of toilet paper if you really try.
Hunter Gonzalez
Changing your oil is one of the few things that society tells you to do that isn't a scam. Oil gets fucking nasty and fouls other parts of your engine.
Lincoln Rodriguez
Hey you seem really intelligent and manly. Can I get your Instagram lol?
no, user, that's car batteries you dump in the ocean. don't be daft.
Gavin Bailey
The only scam is changing the oil every 3,000 miles, if you drive a run of the mill econobox and use good synthetic oil its good for 10,000 miles or one year, only those with high performance engines, specially turbo or supercharged should worry about 3-5,000 mile oil changes
Dylan Carter
i think to direct it away from the surface so you don't track it all over the yard.
Jaxon Adams
>not putting your car battery in a tote of oil and then throwing it in the ocean ngmi
This might have been less harmful in 1963 but oils nowadays are full of additives and other nasties so I wouldn't advise doing this, keep a tank on property then take it to get recycled or just fill a milk jug with the oil and throw it away with regular trash kek
Juan Stewart
well, uh, you don't pour it down the storm sewer. it's actually okay to pour flush it down the toilet tho.
one simple trick that drives gas station owners crazy - fill your tank half with water before you put in gas, double your milage!
Joseph Davis
Use your spent motor oil to coat and rust-proof shovels, tools, metal wheelbarrows,etc. You can also apply it to non-aesthetic wood surfaces subjected to the elements such as stockade fences, dunnage material, etc.
How that eventually effects the local water table is anyone’s guess.
Wrong. But piston engines are a scam. Big motor oil shut down the turbine engine because it was too efficient and had too few moving parts.
Alexander Richardson
I use 8 tp squares per wipe. I don’t want my fingernails covered in poop.
Chase Nguyen
Electric vehicle lobbyist hands typed this post
Isaac Cox
Used motor oil makes great fuel for an oil burning furnace. And by furnace I mean something you use to melt metals.
Michael Anderson
I remember I use to drive an old 90s toyota back in the day and it would burn a little oil so I would just top it off with whatever oil I had laying around, like the little bit people have left over when doing oil changes, I would drive it with 4-5 different types of oils mixed together lol, it never blew up and I drove it hard until the trans gave out and eventually ended in the junkyard, it was starting to rust bad too
Grayson Stewart
You need to change your oil just not as frequently as you're told to.
Dylan Thompson
My dad works at Nintendo Half life 3 confirmed
Evan Diaz
what are you talking about?? im a nasa scientist and they dont want you to know you can go 40,000 miles on one oil change!
Ryder Gonzalez
>You want $900 to change a fuel pump? >I'll just do it myself >Saved $810
Levi Russell
>he doesn't use his spent oil as fuel You DO have diesel, right?
Because it was a 2001 malibu, and after 10k I thought I should change it, after 15k, I was beginning to become curious, after 25k it became a full fledged experiment, and at 30k I forgot to top off the radiator and seized the motor.
Jayden Sullivan
Drainage, same as in pots for some potted plants.
Carter Hernandez
The motor will seize on the highway moron. Learn mechanics you stupid twink
Dylan Ross
Because engines can burn oil and if you have no oil your engine can be btfo Learned the hard way