Let's Make Star Wars Based

Came across this amazing Gem one of you genius's posted.

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What other things could we do to Star Wars to make it politically based?

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That's a man

I guess you are into Green aliens you deviant.

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Star Wars is sacred. You. don't. fuck. with. Star Wars.

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That's more like it. Jungle cock fever

Idk but I do know how we can make Harry Potter more based. We already know that WW2 happened in that universe from Fantastic Beasts 2. So there must have been a Hitler too, right? Just make him a wizard who hates those ugly goblin bankers instead. Boom, perfect metaphor.

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Enjoy space aids user.

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this one is pretty funny -
youtube.com/watch?v=6A0rwG39Jzk

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I laughed thanks. It would never be made. Fits in with the premise of the thread I guess.

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George is gone and Kathleen Kennedy runs the show, so sexy alien girls are off the docket.

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I was a kid for the originals, but it was always weird fantasy shit.

If this offends you, i don't care.
Except he does, just enough to buy a shirt about it.

Can any of you fuckers even chill and watch a movie anymore? I can't. I can't even fucking enjoy music. Is this the new zeitgeist?

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would

>let's be like ledditors and base our political beliefs on heckin Jewish media!
Cringe.

I usually like armpits, but this chick kind of grosses me out

twilek females are boner-inducing

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This is the ultimate Space Jews webm

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>Let's Make Star Wars Based
they call the one fat guy Porkins, make him a total loser pilot, and before he get blown up real good they make his fighter shake so his fat chin shakes to emphasize his fatness. Now that is based.

36yo boomer here

herschlag in Mars Attacks in like 1996 was one of my hardest crushes... holy fuck was she gf/subliminal wife material, one of the best of the era. still a qt

We can't all be hetero.

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What even is in their head tentacles?
What the hell kind of evolutionary pressure could have led to that?

>Asian and negro women evolved with two cock scrotum heads
>boner