Nobody wants to talk about it, but it’s time we addressed the elephant in the room

Gentlemen, do girls actually verifiably have cooties? There has been much debate on this subject for many years now, with no consensus, but I think now is the time to discuss the situation, and possible solutions going forward.

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Women are inherently evil.

>Cooties

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You scoff, but if you suggest girls do not in fact have cooties, then I would ask you, why do they smell funny? It’s a known side effect of cooties, and when there’s smoke there’s fire

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Women came before cooties. Women invented cooties. It’s well documented and accepted.

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something like twice as many women as men have STDs.

My sister gave me herpes. So now I don't date because I don't want to give anyone else herpes.

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We’re not here to discuss the origins of cooties, we leave that to the scientific and medical communities. What we need to do at the very least though is acknowledge the problem and come up with strategies for effectively dealing with it.

>my sister gave me herpes

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It wasn't even clownworld tier incest. We used to be close and share a lot of stuff, including candy. I got herpes from a lolipop when I was 14. Turns out my sister is a giant whore.

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Who doesn’t have that shit…

Women will always gaslight you into believing cooties aren't real. Don't fall for it, contact with women irreversably changes your DNA and there is no coming back. Take the anti-cooties pill, reject women.

Yes, it's called HPV

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>he doesn't know

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Even after COVID is over people should keep wearing masks because of the cooties IMO.

By cooties you mean they can destroy your life and take 50% of your assets just because they don't like you anymore after signing a vow to stay with you until death?

look up oxytocin imbalance signalling on 4plebs. the 5 0 Y face is symptomatic of that kind of brain damage, so is lack of mothering instincts and outgroio preference.

Women aren't avoiding you because of a cold sore, bud.