Brit/pol/ - The Pirates Life For Me Edition

>All COVID travel rules to end in UK
news.sky.com/story/covid-19-travel-rules-remaining-restrictions-for-entry-to-uk-including-passenger-locator-forms-will-end-this-week-12566228

>Sandijs Dreimanis, 18, was sentenced to five-and-a-half years in prison after sparking panic at Crawley College.
news.sky.com/video/crawley-teenager-with-fake-gun-walks-into-college-12563517

>Deripaska, a 54-year-old industrialist who founded the aluminium giant Rusal, was added to the UK government's sanctions list on 10 March following Russia's invasion of Ukraine.
news.sky.com/story/london-mansion-reportedly-owned-by-sanctioned-russian-oligarch-oleg-deripaska-occupied-by-squatters-12565999

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I don't get it

>he is unable to control his weight

maybe stop letting him eat frozen pizzas and carrot cake

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what do you reckon lads, putin gets killed and replaced by leadership that sees russia being europe closest ally as beign benefical ? they are literally eastern europeans so it wont be hard to integrate

rJosh out
cheesecake wanker in

not convinced lads, t b h

You're gonna have to tone down the racism lads, or things are going to get nasty..

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HHHHHHUUUUUNNNNNNGGGGGYYYYYYYYY

:D

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If this was your house what would you do lads?

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Do you think he could tip a Russian tank over?

move

This is what you look like;

Still can't believe someone caught this moment

:D

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Love Are Harv
Love Are BAME
simple as

aye me and my housemates watched that harvey doc last year where he is looking for a like school away from home or whatever
thought it'd be super funny but honestly was pretty heartfelt
used to volunteer once a week with adults with downsyndrome and stuff like that so maybe thats why it felt nice

;)

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>If this was your house what would you do lads?

Release the hounds.

Remember when he was in Britain first? Wtf was all that about?

think mods are gone tbqh lad

>college

what the fuck is even the point? just look at that god damned retard. just put it down. this should be the the poster child for eugenics

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No Russian ever covered up Rotherham

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There's no pussy on earth worth having to deal with that nog.

Get this lad in the ring and tell him Tyson Fury said his trains were shit.
He’d do Fury first round.

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Wait so can the unvaxxed fly without tests now?

WHY

CAN'T

BRITISH

PEOPLE

COOK

???

:D

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I’m buying a pirate ship.
Anyone want to join the crew?

>We ave the 'Arv
>Ivan shrieks in fear

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What roles are available and do you provide health insurance?

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Want more seamen on your poop deck do you lad?

King Trudeau will not let his feudal British serfs leave the pods and get yummy food :(

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Bring back the stocks and pillory.

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>Roles
Deckhand and/or soldier
Flexible hours, competitive rates and interactive fights
>Health insurance
Yes

This one time Harvey price was sent round to kill me and i chucked a big cuddly toy monkey at him, he was distracted..then i was like "hey biggun, play times over!" Smashed him on the head with my Japanese peace lilly.
Thought it was over and then his boss was on the walkie talkie
>Harvey is everything ok?
>Hello you cunt
Only just hearing about it, but now that i think about it... I want it more than anything else ever.

British men would rather eat fish head pie than yummy food :(

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>WHY CAN'T BRITISH PEOPLE COOK ???
Don't know what you mean m8

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Because the chopped fingers of indians still feeds their population.

absolutely foul

perfection

female fireman!

youtu.be/vlqeR62syQ8?t=113

Is Los Gypsy okay? Maybe he got whacked for cracking the one time pad

Aye me hearty we are not bound to the land!
Pirate life is comfy: britpol in the ship mess every night

:O

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Deckhand and chef will do me fine, when can you pick me up?

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Surprisingly cracking cider that lad. Drank tonnes of it fishing last year along with gooseberry vodka

>crumpton oaks
corrrr

kek

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Come on man, at least mix some parsley or chives or some sort of fresh herb into that mash.

Aye aye capt'n where we headded to?
We could raid african villages, not for plunder, just kill a few off like.

After going through all the ciders that my local off-licence sells in 2.5L bottles it does seem to be by far the best option.

cant imagine being so pathetic that you'd have to pretend that the redditors who called you an incel are now over in ukraine dying from kalibr strikes

even sadder that they stick to that story so much they start to actually believe it

Why do you not pronounce the H on Herbs, you say "urbs"

Sky News right now
Some annoying zoomer complaining that Britain has an aristocracy

British pipo don't seasons dey food ;)

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>Paragraph explaining how retarded he is
>Repeates what he listened on tv
>We should listen him

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10 am sharp Portsmouth the morrow
I have an appetite for Ireland...

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We conserve energy by eliminating H sounds

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