I cringed by the end of this podcast

Indians are just gross. I'd rather smell sour cocobutter laden black people.

If one out of a 10000 indians is a wise man then there is 138000 wise men in india

What is wrong? I think he is unironically insiteful.

He's a WEF owned drone.

Yeah he's fucked. I used to watch him like 6 years ago before I started following actual gurus. He's oprah-tier in terms of appeal and I think he may unironically be under the control of some kind of demon. If I'm remembering correctly he claims an "alien" "merged" with him and he follows its orders.

POO IN MARS

bro women I meet here that are into guys like this are hot af

even the westoid white monkeys into yoga and gay shi are hot af

I dont get it IS THIS MY ONLY HOPE? TALK SLOW AND RETARDED TO GET WOMEN?

Have sex

IDK why rogan didn't call him out on his bullshit

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Good morning sir. If it works it works. Talk slow and grow a beard nigga.

Yes tricking westoids women who hate the west and will listen to any 3rd world blabber to feel profound is your best chance

Have you tried growing a beard and talking slowly?

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Could you post links/names to actual gurus. Most I found are crackpots or edgelords which while useful are not really sustainable.

What was India like under the British? Are you a self hating poo that wishes he was an Anglo? Indians always call their own kind niggers and shit and have internal “race” wars, where does this come from? I’m curious.

Man you indian women are bulit for big afghan cocks

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sweet beard though

Hot would breed

hes enlightened,
you wouldn't understand

only hippie white people buy into this shit
everyone else just laughs and moves along

actual gurus I have met live in Himalayas I met one once and asked him a life advice about how to be happy.. he just straight up told me you will never be happy... you will just die unhappy only way to be happy is to give up everything and live your life by begging and not desire anything

you obviously havent been the way of the way

Jesus fucking Christ, kys. Not in minecraft. Just fucking kill yourself and take your genes out of the pool before you breed by accident and vote for Trudeau again.

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>I'm indian
stopped reading. /thread

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Yes.

he might be retarded but I also heard he's a moron

Because he's a dumb jock, as stated by himself even.

This. They are huge larps and it shines through in every movement they do, pretending to be wise and sages

he should give it up he'll never be a jew

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I need more explaination. He says heaven is a pleasant place, so if you are feeling estatic, you are basically in heaven.
Seems right to me. What's the cringe?

By the way he is not retarded, the people are retarded

No that's a nigger

Hey gulf i beat one of ur arab kind in london for not giving looking at me wrong beat hooked nose sandnigga

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THE FUCK TELL ME WHAT IS SO CRINGE ABOUT HIM

I've met many older Americans who got into sathya sai baba in the 60's and 70's. India and Hindu culture were a huge attraction in those eras when religion and American culture were in decline. Europe was largely protected from this idiocy

Learning how to win friends and influence people can feel transcendent to retards.

i mean at the part when rogan keeps asking what should a person who has addiction do? he keeps giving vague answers instead of a specific answer that's what is annoying and cringe.... and other things he says is what your average guru/ jordan peterson says

Its not aliens. There are two hemispheres to your human brains. The part that can't talk does all sorts of manipulations to get its own way.

Yeah.. there's your answer, to why you're hating on him so much.
Btw this is the correct use of the term "hating". It's root definition means seething at someone out of jealousy.

And those guru types get mad pussy. From bougy wh*te women, the kind that come from families with money too. These are not the same kind of girls that mess with Any Forumstards or blacks either.
And these smelly barefoot hindus are fucking them, harem style.

>I'm ENRAGED by watching X guy speak
Well stop listening to his bullshit and move on with your own life retard. You're not forced to watch, listen or take the advice of some cunt who think he knows everything.
That's your problem. You focus on trivial bullshit that makes you angry instead of following your own path.

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It could be a language barrier. But yea, he does remind me a bit of peterson. I wonder if it's basically indian schooling repeated back to poos and that's what the butthurt is about.

my anger is to the fact he prolly gets more pussy than everyone in this thread

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Confirmed by based streetshitter that Joe Rogan is spiritually a woman

It's because you are white trash or some shit white race and don't know how upper middle class whites talk about you.

He doesn't get pussy you fag, it would ruin the yogi image, imo.

I met one aswell, his name was gurushitsupanty he tried to act like a smartass and talked big so i did this to him

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