Elon musk challenges Vladimir Putin to single combat

Winner decides the fate of Ukraine
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But tsar Vlad knows judo

Omg yass just like tony stark
Give eh hell musk
Godspeed

By what authority does Elon Musk think he can supersede all of Ukraine to decide something like this?

How old is Putin? Isint he like 70?
What a gey move. Does Elon really think this makes him look good? I guess the left will cheer him on. Weird flex tho.

Nobody cares kys.

It was in the contract they signed to get Starlink.

Why anglorogues always bet things they do not own?

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Not anymore he doesn't.

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>doughy businessman
vs
>ex-KGB
Even if Putin is getting on in years, he’d completely eviscerate Musk

ngl, pooty poot would absolutely destroy onions-boy

doubt it, he's a little manlet.

Maybe finish your fight inflation first champ.

send in the red belts

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By virtue of masculinity and chadliness

If Putin doesn’t accept he a bitch. This is actually a brilliant move.

kekd and checked

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thats not how duel works you uncultured swine. musk should be publicly whipped

because Ukraine is up for grabs . Musk will be crowned king

How is that not how duels work?

musk should buy the czech republic and deport the population

If Elon was truly trying to act brave he should challenge someone of his age from the same dojo.
Putin is 70. Even if he accepted, he'd still probably win and Elon would have trouble landing one hit if he has no judo or wrestling background.

Literally who

>By what authority does Elon Musk think he can supersede all of Ukraine to decide something like this?
Musk doesn't need authorization from Ukraine to destroy the Russian military with his own black budget weapons

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you think that some pleb can just challange ruler to duel? lmfao, he should be put down like a faggot he is.

>musk should buy the czech republic and deport the population
LE BASED MUSK
this board is reddit now.

>you think that some pleb can just challange ruler to duel?
Given that Elon just did, yeah I do.

Our president Andrew Jackson was in more than 100 duels

don’t underestimate that manlet rage
they like to bite and kick

cope and seethe faggot

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>heck yeah redit man is so heckin wholesome and fickkin cool!

Elon Musk is a comedy genius some people fail to see what he is doing

Don't talk about Putin that way.

The head of Chechnya, Ramzan Kadyrov, reacted to a message from businessman Elon Musk, in which he challenged Russian President Vladimir Putin to a duel with a bet – Ukraine. “Elon Musk, I would not advise you to compete with Putin. Weight categories are too different,” Kadyrov wrote on his Telegram channel.

The Chechen leader added that it’s not even about judo, but about the fact that Elon Musk is a businessman and Twitter blogger, and Vladimir Putitn is “a world politician, strategist, a thunderstorm for the West and the United States.” Kadyrov believes that it would be unsportsmanlike if Putin beat a weaker opponent.

“Therefore, you need to pump up in order to turn from tender Ilona into brutal Ilon,” wrote the head of Chechnya.

Later, Kadyrov invited Elon Musk to the republic to undergo fire training at the Russian University of Special Forces with specialists who in 2015 “killed the US special forces at once”, as well as at the Akhmat fight club, where they will teach you how to take a hit and gain nerves of steel.

In addition, Kadyrov invited Elon Musk to do an internship on the Grozny TV channel and learn about American black PR methods and learn how to maintain social media accounts.

“You will return from the Chechen Republic as a completely different person, Ilona, that is, Ilon,” Kadyrov summed up.

>Our president Andrew Jackson was in more than 100 duels
was he challanged by literal whos?

>tsar Vlad

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Hope Elon beats the shit out of that midget

based. if putin doesn't respond, he automatically loses and ukraine belongs to elon. high-D globalist chess right here.

people from all walks of life, if i'm not wrong Andrew is accredited with 104 kills

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>Later, Kadyrov invited Elon Musk to the republic to undergo fire training at the Russian University of Special Forces with specialists who in 2015 “killed the US special forces at once”, as well as at the Akhmat fight club, where they will teach you how to take a hit and gain nerves of steel.
If he doesn't want it, Ill take the offer hahahah

What the fuck do you think happened, he personally killed 104 well known businessmen, bankers, politicians, and a few European kings? Stupid fucking zoomer faggot

i laughed