Fat Russian who handcuffed himself to a McDonalds was stuck in an airplane toilet 2 years ago

Full video with sound
youtu.be/dlWEKqcFbVE

Best part : "I WONT DIE IN A TOILET"
litter.catbox.moe/eecs8r.mp4

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Give this man a hamburger

Russians are gonna thank us

keeeek

They did try to warn him of the dangers that obesity poses

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Honorary American right there

Immediate american citizenship must be given to him

Z predicted this.

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Our burgers will blot out the sun

Honorary American

Cult

Honorary burger that man

The foreigners keeping the American culture and traditions alive more than most people in USA...

At age 25, how do you get that fat in eastern Europe?

McDonald's all day, every day

He's an American national hero.

How else but with the help of an american fastfood chain?

It's so weird, he must get mad fun like crazy. And he's rich right, could probably afford a trainer and personal chef

Sorry phone posting

I hope they just leave him.

Send him to America.

this fatty boom boom looks like he stored enough hamburgers for the next 5 years

What version of Winnie the pooh is this? I've only ever seen the Disney adaptations.

Training takes effort, stuffing your gullet does not. Easy choice.

Also, McD's is unhealthy, but it is tasty and very addictive. Even I go to take a couple double cheeseburgers once a month, because I enjoy the taste. A 5 star chef can make you a lot of stuff, but not that specific cheeseburger taste.

based

To the russian citizens, 5 year plan takes on a whole new meaning

Looks like he needs food shortages as a health intervention.