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Bros, Elon really is /ourguy/
Liam Bennett
Josiah Foster
>bitch cant handle peanut butter and tendies
ngmi
Cameron Sanchez
Imagine being a woman and your only value to the people around you is gossiping about the rich guys whose dicks you have inside you
Luis Wood
Didnt she have money? Isnt she famous or something?
Tyler Jones
not like that but resting the hand in the stick fucks it badly, I've tested it myself in two fiat palios, the one where I do rest my hand is floppy like my dick
Jack Jackson
bro ur bus driver is gay
Gavin Morris
She calls him bro and can't cook. She is also ugly as fuck with 1/8th nigger blood in her at least. Why would anyone date this thing, let alone marry it.
Jaxon Garcia
She's a millionaire, why doesn't that bitch just buy some food.
Nathan Moore
exactly
Nicholas Allen
He's just trying to further distill his autism for the next generation. Cut him some slack.
James Thompson
based elon shitting on gold diggers
Chase Clark
Leo Wood
She ate only spaghetti for like a year or so. Grimbo is special.
Isaac Roberts
Isn’t she a vegan or some gay shit. I cook. Steak eggs Sausage penne vodka and other good shit vegans have limited options it’s gay and she’s famous why couldn’t she order anything she wanted she has millions I thought
Liam Gray
Based. Fuck this chicano
Mason Hernandez
Being super-rich and super-autistic, I feel like Elon has almost zero need for a woman and only takes these gold-digging whores on as a joke to torture them with an actually reasonable lifestyle
Christian Young
i knew humble-bragging, but it is the first time i see praise-sluring.
Noah Smith
KEK, checked
Eli Jackson
Nah he just appreciates the profession and takes care of the tools he uses to do it. Smooth shifts. No unnecessary stress on the shift lingage or usless "power" shifting. Great business driver. Probably rows gears like no other on the weekend. You probably don't even know how many gears a bus has let alone the skill to finesse em like this. BMW is the ultimate driving machine. This dude is the ultimate driver machine.
Logan James
That doesn't even look like a human motion
Jayden Reyes
Elon has like 10 kids
Brandon Ortiz
peanut butter actually sounds good right now
Brayden Parker
Let that bitch starve. Doesn’t she understand what it takes to run a business like SpaceX and Tesla? Glad she left. Elon does not need her, she was useless anyways except for maybe spreading Elon’s dna around.
Andrew Reyes
hes a master of his craft
Grayson Gray
if you can't rest your hand on the stick without it fucking something up then you're driving a poorly engineered piece of shit.
Jose Martin
the man has soft touch as he is not a coomer and has not attained the dreadsome coomer deathgrip.
based busdriver.
Nathan Carter
Rich guys treat women like sex toys and there's not a damn thing they can do about it. They can bitch all they want but nothing will change the fact she was used as a cum receptacle, a welcome distraction and relief from more important work. Accept this fact and you can lead a happy, fulfilling life as a man.
Nathaniel Taylor
I don't understand. Is she that inept at taking care of herself? Doesn't she have money?
Jace Carter
Women want to spend every dime you have before they spend theirs.
Andrew Flores
Yes, and how many live in his peanut hut?
Logan Peterson
I agree with all of that but he's still a queer.
Dominic Mitchell
Any moar photos of her in that outfit?
Parker Morris
Is that Klaus Schwab driving?
Adrian Cruz
Why should she have to spend her own money on her food?
Jack Rogers
So she's seething he wast just spending millions of dollars on her a day? Doesn't have have her own money? Why did she not but her own food or own house? Who is she anyways? Never heard of her before Elon pumped her
Jaxson Gutierrez
>be rich
>able to afford your own personal chef
>eat peanut butter instead because your boyfriend is also rich and wont pay for your food
I hate women so much its unreal
Asher Russell
He’s smart. He only has to pay her equal to what their normal life was like. The bitch will get $100 and not a cent more
Nathan Perry
>1 off
Truth hurts tho it's still the post
Grayson Stewart
Imagine being a woman, airing your dirty laundry out for the whole world to see for a few pity points.
Ethan Ramirez
>Had a man's child
>Calls him "bro"
Liam Murphy
The children of Elon. Sounds like a sci-fi series. I'd watch it
Jordan Barnes
He never married her. He doesn't have to give her jack shit apart from caring for the kid, which he might end up getting custody for anyway.
Thomas Walker
Based Elon seeding the master autist race
Brayden Wright
He has 6 alive kids. His first kid died from SIDS.
Aiden Anderson
Why? They broke up or something?
Eli Clark
Does she not make any money on her own music or what?
Levi Hughes
Spotty internet down on Jersey? Old fucking news, mate.
Juan Reed
KEK true story
Isaac Rogers
Doesn’t matter if they weren’t married. They lived in California which has bullshit laws
Nicholas Diaz
jews never lie to propagate themselves. thats one thing we know for sure. i trust this five foot underdeveloped woman who bleaches her hair
Cooper Cooper
>bitch cant cook
>complains about eating peanut butter 8 days in a row
AAAAAAAH I HATE WOMEN
Henry Mitchell
I saw a guy walking around yesterday that looked like a puppet being led along. Notnhiwna norma person moved at all, he was looking downwards and seemed like his eyes were closed. Maybe I've spent to much time on /X/ but the phrase "skin Walker" crossed my mind.
David Davis
I don't follow them but I recall something. There is some shit now about Kanye and the SNL guy too
Liam Hughes
I dunno if any of those are true, but it's funny cause when he was with Justine, she would complain about him spending money on the McLaren.
Adam Barnes
She’s dating a tranny now. Bradly (Chelsea) manning
Samuel Ortiz
The aristocrat manual shifter
David Davis
>They lived in California
Boca Chica, TX. Dude has been living out of a shoebox there for years now, which is what the article is complaining about.
Nicholas Davis
I love how he makes badass enviro friendly cars but is still constantly trolling the left.
Bentley Campbell
>hispanista flag
Yo based? I didn't know there's a hispanismo flag on Any Forums
Caleb Martin
>lesbian
>tranny
I can't.
Adam Nguyen
...
Lucas Rodriguez
No it's a British nonce island.
Andrew Long
What did she expect? She married a fucking autist. She would be lucky he changed his clothes every other day.
Zachary Diaz
no ... BAAAHAHhahaa
Isaiah Miller
It was probably Elon eating it because he was too busy and didn't want to go out.
Daniel Thomas
Oh
Tyler Wilson
That’s a man
Samuel Wright
Now she will have half of his money
Isaac Davis
"Hernando's Taco Truck" is about the only food servers in Boca Chica and they're already set up on SpaceX's construction site.
Benjamin Miller
She lived in one of his 5 bel air mansions in California