>OPEN THE DOOR, YOU'RE GETTING DRAFTED!
what would you do?
OPEN THE DOOR, YOU'RE GETTING DRAFTED!
James Richardson
Carter Kelly
Kick off the civil war
Liam Turner
Wyatt Rodriguez
the draft will be picked from those who refused to get vaccinated.
Checkmate chuds
Noah Young
shut the door half way through its sentence
Wyatt Gonzalez
>*not my problem dance*
Gavin Long
i will open the door
Jaxson Wright
Good luck pushing a patriotic draft under this Phony Administration.
With Trump, you'd have people actually believe.
But who's gonna get drafted? The niggers? Gonna arrest the nigger for breaking the law now?
The feminists, the Leftist cowards?
Or will it be the felons, released convicts?
Who will serve in your army that doesn't shit on you for shitting on them first?
Sebastian Long
Take all the redditors first, they seem eager to go.
Austin Hill
Grenade, string
Matthew Baker
Alexander Sanders
Say something disqualifying (and true).
Jose Martin
GOOD WHEN DO I GET THE GUNS?
Kayden Brooks
Realistically no. Your vax tagged you like livestock so they can remotely monitor if you’re dead or trying to desert. I read about this in a book before. Beyond that the ones who were complaint enough to get the vaccines are a proven concept. You’ll put up no resistance to a draft. Nice knowing you
David Harris
I am below the weight limit.
Jackson Moore
>sorry i'm already a colonel in my own army and my pigs are hungry
>bang
Luis Harris
>sign up for my dilation kit
>offer to be the personal attache for my tranny colonel
>hold her hand when she's dilating 4 times a day
Landon Foster
They literally just kicked the unvaxxed out of the military kek
Ryan Moore
i cant be drafted i was already a zogbot
i hope they come for the neets first
Jeremiah Carter
take his photo. tell him he needs a new face.
Kevin Miller
I'm not gonna go
I know, I know
Ugh I know
It's just that I'm not gonna go
ahahahaHAHAHAHAH
Sebastian Ward
I would lie and say I'm transgender.
Hunter Brown
*shit pants*
Cameron Moore
NO!
Kill me right now, but give me a minute to pray before!
Logan Reed
Dylan Garcia
Im not vaxxed
James Lee
Hi sir, Im a paranoid schizophrenic, I suffer from HPPD and have multiple anxiety related issu..... Wait why are you leaving sir?
John Taylor
piss an shid an fard on his face
Xavier Scott
Kek stealing this
Brandon Cox
Show then my war face
Mason Ward
>I'm unvaccinated
Jordan Moore
kek
Cameron Cox
Time to test out my most recent purchase.
Isaac Diaz
i drop the mason jars filled with ammonia and bleach i have prepared for this exact situation
Nicholas Allen
I highly doubt you have anything to open at this point.
Juan Turner
paranoid schizophrenia is not even a condition basic to humanity, it is built on the ruins of civilizations past. its basis is entirely mutable with language.
Asher Flores
Dumb ass you would have to show proof like a legal name change and that you're taking estrogen.
Jason Sullivan
Why the fuck are American militaryfags on such a moral high ground, not even leftists can touch them
Eli Howard
Michael Gonzalez
Thi
Biden won’t instate the draft because he’s not president. He had empty smart cars at his rallies and plastic lawn chairs.
Michael Richardson
nigger im over weight, you healthy guys can go take care of the war I'll stay here for moral support
Kevin King
I’m a White supremacist and I won’t take orders from any nigger, woman, faggot, or tranny.
Cameron Clark
Fine, not like I would have to take the pills and ill just pick a girls name for myself that's also a guys name, my gender on paper would be female but its not like anyone would see that
Elijah Morgan
>I’m a National Socialist and Hitler is my hero, I hate America, I won’t take orders from nonwhites, women, or LGBT faggots, I would defect, I also am not vaccinated, have a nice day
Anthony Ramirez
Let me grab my coat fellow American soldier.
Jose Morris
Are faggots draftable? If not then I'mma suck some tranny dick. Better a faggot than a dead moron for homoglobo cause
David Gomez
So you're going to defeat globohomo by becoming globohomo. Got it
Brody Rodriguez
>I open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
Luke Wood
drafted? lol good luck i weigh 400lbs
Caleb Sanders
heheheh now thats the good shit
Samuel Brooks
born male? you’re still getting drafted.
Lucas Long
databases work 2 ways like a laser. a record of those with the vax is also a record of those without the vax.
Jaxson Williams
shoot him in the face with my cum cannon
Brody Rodriguez
SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!