RUSSIAN PARACHUTES FAIL TO OPEN!

RUSSIAN MILITARY NEWS: Multiple instances have been reported where the paratroopers' (VDV - Russian special forces) parachutes failed to open in Ukraine. Inline with Russia's utter lack of maintenance of military equipment. #WindofChange

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Why is the Russian military such a basketcase?

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send another wave.

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Ukranian battle reports sound more and more like masturbation machines in german holiday inns

>according to ukrainian sources
Yes I totally believe this Jewish news.

user why do you lap up everything the little blue bird shits out?

don't niggaz usually have a spare one in case the first one fails?

Getting reports that op is a faggot
trust the plan
2 more weeks

this

blyat

Source: Twitter

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Name a SINGLE time they were wrong.

Yes. You will still land like a lawn dart, though. Better some broken legs and vertebraes than dead, I suppose.

Serbia is the most butthurt nation in Europe. Get over your thirst for russian cum.

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There hasn't been a single air assault using parachuting infantry over Ukraine.

Twitter trannies gonna dilate...

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The Russian military, despite their massive funding, cannot take a country using foreign volunteer fighters that could fit inside theirs 25 times over.

Winter War 2.0.

Russia would get their colons turned inside out if they fought a bigger enemy.

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lmfao

My impression is you gypos and trannies in the West are the most frothing mad about that shithole ukraine.

Its called a human bomb. They throw VDVs at ukrainian positions in hope that the body of the paratrooper collides with an ukrainian soldier - killing him.
The population of russia is much larger so if every paratrooper lands on an enemy soldier they win eventually.

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I live in Eastern europe, dumb motherfucker

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>the parachutes failed to open?
>SEND IN THE NEXT WAVE
>THIR CORPSES SHALL SERVE AS CUSHION COMRADE

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Paratroopers usually jump at too low height for there to be any time to pull a secondary chute. But on the other hand the chute is literally pull out by a wire attached to the plane and is opened as they jump out, so should not be possible for them to fail to open